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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    LCD TV's

    Bit of advice please from the techys on here. Almost 2 and a half years ago I bought a Panasonic Viera LCD TV. Recently (well basically since I had an inept Sky engineer round to fit a new Sky+ box) I've noticed there's a part of the screen which produces a kind of a shadow on certain colours...
    • Interpol Shrimper
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    • burn cleaning cure fade foo inch produces shadow sky sports sports temporary wasn wipe
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Letter Quiz

    Thought this might help pass the anxious hours and minutes before the match. Below is a list clues in the form of words or phrases. The answers are one or more letters of the alphabet which sound like a word. For instance, to get you started, the answer to clue 16 (Jealousy) is the word ENVY...
  3. Slipperduke

    I just don't like Steve

    A little bit controversial this week.... "This is how it feels to be an England supporter right now. Everything's gone horribly wrong and the only way out seems to be through self-destruction. We've had some happy times wearing Three Lions on our shirts, but it seems like an awfully long time...
  4. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    A bright new day dawns in Suffolk

    There is not a breath in the air, all is still as the sun starts its journey up into an expectant crystal clear blue sky only streaked with early plane trails off to foriegn lands (and Cole Ewe). An early morning frost is quickly burnt away - the chill dawn will soon warm up, and the first...

  5. Christmas

    By the love of anyones god I hate the season of goodwill. It is nothing but an excuse to eat too much, drink to excess and waste money on gifts that none of us really want or need. The first advert I saw this year was in October, the first shop that deserved to be burnt to the ground forceing...
  6. Winkle

    SKY+

    Does anyone no wether or how it is possible to record onto a disc from sky+? I havent got a dvd recorder but was thinking if there was a way i could upload to my P.C and burn a programme to disc...any help!!
  7. Groyne Strain

    Football "Autobiographies"

    Amidst all the hype of the World Cup and the rest of the summer dedicated to high-profile transfers, we had the inevitable ghost-written autobiogs from England 'stars' that "want to set the record straight." With this in mind, publishers that gave these vain, greedy and stupid...
    • Groyne Strain
    • Thread
    • burn cup dedicated fingers foo ghost hall res transfers
    • Replies: 47
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. The Artful Shrimper

    PC World

    Everyone. As you know I used to run a website and now don't, this is because;- (copied from various forums for the purpose of obtaining information) I bought a Fujistsu Scaleo P computer September 05' from PC World. It began to create problems from day one. Graphics freezing. Rebooting...

  9. Silent Hill

    I used to play this game on the playstation years ago. Never got that far though! Anyway, just watched the film and thought it was great. However, i'm confused and was wondering if anybody who's seen then film can help me out abit? Did the mum and little girl die in the car crash and...

  10. Man Utd Fans

    Ever since watching them coast past Charlton midweek, Something has been bothering me. Throughout the game, Ronaldo got abuse everytime he touched the ball, and Rightly so IMO.... If not for the blatant act of conspiring to get Rooney sent off in the World Cup then for his history of cheating...
  11. MrB

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When the director said he can't, he replied, "Of course I can, I'm Chuck Norris" and roundhouse kicked him in the face. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death...
    • MrB
    • Thread
    • airplane artificial axes bacon bang brough burn chess chuck cooked deaths didn disease divide ead ennis flash following foo fox hidden includes itself jackie joker lifting mode ranger ripper spelling stripper substance texas throws toys womb
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. North Essex v South Essex

    Pasted from Col Utd message board. This is something our Yorkshire friends might understand. Essex is actually two counties, like your Ridings. North Essex is a classy place that contains Englands oldest town, oysters, Tiptree jam and the landscapes that inspired John Constable. Divided from us...

  13. Muslim Riots Go up a Notch...

    Now embassies have started to burn across the world, and mass flag burning occuring in Muslims states... All this over a political satire cartoon. Seeing as both western and eastern nations like to shy away from Double Standards, next time Bin Laden, Abu Hamza or any other Muslim extremist...
    • EastStandBlue
    • Thread
    • bin burn laden mosque muslims political rioters terrorism trafalgar wes
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  14. Swansea Preview

    If you are counting in months then it was just over a bakers ago that the Swans were beaten 4-2 at Roots Hall in what was a League Two encounter and it's been all uphill for both sides since then as they look towards a second successive promotion each. And as 1500 Jacks prepare to take the...
    • Guest
    • Thread
    • bang barrell blowing burn cherry encounter gran hackett hall league league two res roots roots hall sky sports sports
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  15. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
    • Sebastian Weetabix
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    • aids arrives bacon bash bound brough builder burn camcorder ched cruise didn dressed escort essex fags fleet foo football fro hollywood icke ickets lou loud nobody officer ops qui racks rod sodding southend stopped suppor sussed tescos thrown town tracks types voice wallet warley wasn
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Bob Cratchitt

    To stop anymore

    speculation about how the server crashed. Whenever we hit 80 or more users the server starts it's general decline to the point when it will crash and burn. So here is a timeline on yesterday 14:42 100 user online servers starts complaining about memory issues. 14:53 TFS post appears. 15:01...
  17. Napster

    Jack Nicholson films

    the vast majority of the below are quality films and/or he is quality in! The Departed (2006) (filming) .... Costello Something's Gotta Give (2003) .... Harry Sanborn Anger Management (2003) .... Dr. Buddy Rydell About Schmidt (2002) .... Warren R. Schmidt The Pledge (2001) ...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • buddy burn cos dre earl fortune francis hanson horrors joker louis moon postman rider terror vale wes wild
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  18. Interpol Shrimper

    Tour de France

    As the resident SZ cycling nut on here (along with W4 Shrimper), who do you think will win the 2005 TdF which starts tomorrow? It will be an interesting opening to the Tour with an opening 19km TT in rural countryside taking place of the usual prologue burn-up around a city centre. It's Lance...

  19. Hotel recommendations

    Can anyone who has stayed in Cardiff the night before give a recommendation for any decent hotel close to stadium. Not the burnt out one though

  20. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
    • sufc_stu
    • Thread
    • arter birth burn california claimed cure didn everyday florida fur ickle lived lose martini qui rabbit ran realized snake starter swallow tickle tray
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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