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  1. Essex Hurricane Appeal

    ESSEX HURRICANE APPEAL A major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter Scale hit Essex in the early hours of Thursday with its epicentre in Basildon. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering "Faaackinell". The hurricane decimated the area...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. Aberdeen Shrimper

    A Robinho - Drogba swap?

    Events at Eastlands and Stamford Bridge appear to be accelerating, with a strange swap deal between Robinho and Drogba being hammered out with Chelsea Yesterday`s decision by Kaka to reject a record-breaking move to Manchester City has left the newly-minted Eastlands outfit with money to burn...
  3. Lincoln Shrimp

    Possible Target

    BBC Sport is reporting that transfer listed Charlton striker Chris Dickson is being targeted by both Gillingham boss Mark Stimson and a club in a higher league. He scored 11 in 14 appearances during a loan spell at the Gills last season. He would surely be an excellent signing and has pace to...
  4. canada shrimper

    Qpr dvd

    Seeing as there was no official dvd realeased does anyone have capabilities to burn a copy and send it to my parents?
  5. canveyshrimper

    Don't read if you are of a nervous dispostion

    A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection Service in Adelaide. A bloke and his family were on holidays in the United States and went to Mexico for a week. An avid cactus fan, the man bought one-metre high, rare and expensive cactus there. On arrival back home...
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    • amazed burn eating flame fro headed mask parts rare res screaming spiders stopped tara transfers trucks
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Bielzibubz

    Marmite - Yummy or Scummy? You decide.

    After reading the hijacking of the 'No more blah blah blah jokes' thread it got me thinking. Where do you sit on the whole Marmite issue. Is it the best thing since Farley's Rusks or the Devils spread that should be avoided at every turn? For all those that like me love the stuff you should...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • avoided blah burn devils eating fusion raspberry spread
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Question If your decapitated body was discovered?

    If your naked decapitated body was discovered with no details of who you are........how would you de identified?? Mine would be my 2 unusual tattoos on each arm and my scar from a badly burnt lower leg, anyone who knew me would identify me straight away. MK.....you can not say your huge...
  8. TrueBlue

    Name and Shamed!

    From left to right Oliver Mountstephens - Tom Fraser - Peter Beagrie - Alex Cast - Pete Smale - Alex Rubin These are the guys who think its funny to put things like 'burn tbv flags' and such so when you next see them please give them what for. shocking lads shocking...

  9. Organ donation

    Bit quiet on here today so I thought I'd start a thread that hopefully will get the board animated. Quite simply, I believe in the "opt out" system of organ donation. I believe it's obscene that healthy organs are left to rot in the ground or burnt to dust when they can be used to save the life...

  10. Question Black gunk

    Ok Shrimperzonians, have a small query... Yesterday I had an electrical fault at home that I had to rectify and when open up the junction box it was full of a tarry, black gunk. Now I've noticed this stuff in the cellar on the central heating pipes and (strangely) underneath the bath. Now I...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • bath burn eaten electrical faul fro heating junction oil sinister
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Modern Art

    Me and Mrs MK took a trip into the big smoke today and decided we'd pop into the Tate Modern for a browse. Now I have never seen such a collection of utter worthless toss in my entire life - pictures (if you can call it that) that a 5 year old could have done with a sugar rush and let loose at...
    • MK Shrimper
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    • burn mask music pain paint parts punching soldier toss
    • Replies: 55
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. cockles is back

    soooo 2 games in was i the scare monger?

    ok just a quickie 2 games in, bailey finaly sold, ron definately getting what he wanted there much more than the manager and if the situation wasnt made by the chairman, the player would never have been oon the transfer list, but ha ho thats done and dusted now. I pressume you will all be...
  13. Harold Bishop Killer

    40 things You Would Love To Say Out Loud At Work

    1 I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t. 2 I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3 How about never? Is never good for you? 4 I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5 I'm really easy to get along with...
  14. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Winkle

    Sunburn!

    Had a rare day off yesterday and was cajouled into watching my daughter play netball in a tornamount. Normally, this is the wifes area but as the beloved was having her hair done, I stepped into the breach as it was and found myself running along the line, baying instructions to my unimpressed...
    • Winkle
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    • amounts awareness beloved boyfriend breach burn foo fro fur hay hurts phrase shaw stepped taylor wish
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. sufc_tom

    Why...?

    Email I got... Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you...
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    • bathroom buildings burn dressed electricity faster fours helmets money moon oil outta pain paint quizzes reserved singing soup
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. Slipperduke

    There are no flags on cars and no posters in windows.

    There are no flags on cars and no posters in windows. No sweeping advertising campaigns and no collectable badges. Here in the UK, you wouldn't guess that we're just hours away from the start of a major football tournament. Ok, so the nearest that the England team can get to European involvement...
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    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  18. Harold Bishop Killer

    RIP Tommy Burns

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/c/celtic/7402185.stm One of the gentlemen of football.

  19. End of Season party Video....

    I have had to upload the 17 min video in 4 parts and each one is taking ages so sorry for the delay. I will edit this first post and add the following 3 links when they are ready. Firstly apologies for the sound...i was standing a bit to close to the speakers so it does distort a bit from time...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • burn enjoyed following parts
    • Replies: 156
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. Yorkshire Blue

    The Olympics

    I went along this afternoon to see the Olympic Flame pass through our nation's fine capital. I for one, am excited about the prospect of the Olympics coming to Britain in 4 years time. For me there is something special about the Olympics going all the way back to its roots in Ancient Greece...
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    • actors ancient bbc bearer boris burn buses capital coloured cos costume deed didn dressed ead ethnic flame following foo hollywood knob officers organisers political protected qui restored ridiculously rolling roots sacred seeks signals similar stil suppor tigers torch vanessa
    • Replies: 26
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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