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  1. duncan bulgaria

    Classic Fools And Horses lines

    After the Snatch and lock , stock thread , i'm putting down my favourite quotes from the greatest Comedy programme ever made . Rodney ; Watch out Margate and lock up your daughters Realising he is sitting next to Cassandra's dad Rodney ; O hello Alan . Grandad 'I wanted a Emperior...
  2. Ron Manager

    Hottest Burger In The World (some rude words)

    This is in Brisbane, shall I have a go when I get there in a months time and report back? Yeah, like f*** I will! was digging around the zGeek forums the other day when I stumbled across one of the funniest post-hot-food-eating articles I've ever read. "Cranky" had heard about the "Off the...
    • Ron Manager
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    • aunt bleeding burger burn continued core crack defeated didn eaten eating gest grab halves hanks ish mentally packs pain physical plaque prepared rubber salad steel stopped stumbled test torrents wasn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. IloveShrimp

    Chips

    I have it on good information you can get chips at the food bars in the East stand. If so, why can't we in the West? Are we classed as second class supporters? After all we shell our hard earned cash just like those in the East. And when the chips are down and the teams all at sea we in the...
  4. shrimper loz

    Retailers (not sure if this has been posted before)

    Condom Retailers Imagine if all the major retailers started making their own condoms but kept the same [or almost!] tag-lines Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life Galaxy Condoms...
    • shrimper loz
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    • burger complicated cos exactly pain parts posted rubber
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  5. A worried mum

    Hi guys and gals, my first post and you will probably all laugh and say silly woman but here goes anyway. My son is off to his first away match tomorrow night and I am a worry guts.....from worry over violence to him missing the coach home and being stranded miles away from home. I have...
  6. ozzy-shrimper

    Last Week Of School

    What did you do? I'm in year 11 at Greensward and today we did a thing called a burger run. Its where at the beginning of lunch people run out of school, hop on the train to Southend grab a burger from Mcdonalds and get back before lunch ends. It was quality! There was at least 160 of us doing...
  7. TrueBlue

    Showaddywaddy Crew Swindon Weekend Trip Review

    Tuesday, March 25, 2008 Swindon vs SUFC (weekend) After the infamous trip to Cheltenham, the Showaddywaddy were back in business for the Easter Monday trip to Swindon. Having made the decision to have a night out on the Sunday (with the inclusion of the missus aswell) we left Southend on...
    • TrueBlue
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    • bound briefly burger chloe complicated condition dribble ead enjoyable entered headed hes inclusion jackpot kebab league riches speedy stopped suppor town upside versions wings
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  8. A review from Neverland

    Well it all began last night at about 10pm with the suggestion of making the trip along the M25 and M4 to Swindon. Clearance was received from our driver's girlfriend and waking up after 6 hours sleep (watched the test match) to the tune of "we are going to Swindon", the excitment set in and...
    • Peter Pan
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    • anytime appearing army atmosphere burger ched controlled deliveries didn establishment flashed icke intent jury outfit pace pain principle proceeds rolling similar tacking test trolling windsor
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  9. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • bacon beds belts bottles bullies buns burger channels computers diabetes didn explosion helmets lived meat pain phones processed products rees ruled shared shoes teachers threats trauma
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. seany t

    SUFC in Guardian Weekend Magazine

    Not sure how many readers there are of The flannel-wearing-tree-hugging-liberal-loving Guardian there are one here, but I'm one of them. Albeit without the flannel wearing. Last weeks supplement had a restaurant review in it about the new offering at Chelsea's ground, and I was so appalled I...
    • seany t
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    • burger dining foo icke lived threatened thrown
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. Southminster_Shrimper

    The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (Pages 79-145)

    THE BIZARRE THREAD – SUMMARY OF PAGES 79-145 Names key: Mr RG - BrettieAngel Mrs RG - Vange_Shrimper S_S - Me I_S - Irish Shrimper Huttons - SUFCHutton and Amy Special Announcement ·...
    • Southminster_Shrimper
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    • arrives bbc brough burger ched compared cup discussed eating following ful fur graduation hills hut jcb jury matched meals menu posted postings qui reaching rock sarah speedy spells suffering suitable test wimpy wish
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. What their username should be

    Following on from Shrimpled other thread..Now alot of us have met,got aquainted etc what new name would you give to a member on here. I'l start with. I would change Mcnasty to... Angelic Spread Sexgod..(he wished):D And of course SouthBankHank to ....The Burger King.
    • Cricko2
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    • burger following spread wished
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  13. The view from Neverland on Maldon!

    My mate and me (not captain hook or tinkerbell) turn up on what turns out to be a pretty 'fresh' evening in Maldon. My Mccoys not being enough, I decide to hit the burger bar. A little family run establishment, £1 for about 8 chips being my biggest agitation. 45 minutes until kick off, I have a...
    • Peter Pan
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    • amounts ban burger crack cries didn dink dru eager establishment grab hadn hills literally mccoys pulled rate rubbish tangled toilets wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  14. TrueBlue

    Tbtv Tripple Exclusive Showcase!!

    Searching a few of the old videos that were thought to have been lost, I can now say have been found!! so here I present video number 1 1. True Blue is currently in the 'Hadleigh Kebab' where he stumbles apon a stunning west country lass who is ordering a bean burger...
  15. Xàbia Shrimper

    Wembley Food - An Explanation

    From tonight's London Evening Standard: Wembley chiefs are backing their chefs to win over the public in the row about food pricing at the new stadium. Many fans were stunned at being charged £4.50 for a pie, £3.90 for a hotdog and £8 for a burger meal as test events ahead of this months FA Cup...
  16. Desert Shrimper

    Stupid Women

    I once told a secretary that the kebab that you see going round and round at 3am was actually an "Elephant's leg" which she 100% believed. She said "That is just so cruel and wrong....I think I'll have a burger next time instead." We kept it going for a while before one of the other secretaries...
  17. Slipperduke

    Super Bowl XLI

    Was anyone else silly enough to stay up and watch it last night? I got to bed at 3.30am. I can't help thinking that my current inability to type or concentrate is entirely my own fault. Still, good game. Colts totally ripped them a new triple burger in the third trimester. Bears just couldn't...
  18. Groyne Strain

    Hull, Hell And Happiness

    18 hours of hell, 1 moment of ecstasy ..... 4.00pm - get up from bed (I work nights), showered, breakfasted, watch greedy tart crying because she only won a tenner on Deal Or Sod Off, Noel. 5.00pm - can't afford the bus fare to Billericay station, where Chipper is being dropped off from...
    • Groyne Strain
    • Thread
    • afford amusement arriving burger daw encourage fur heaven icke ickets ickle intact knowing loud mile money ran shared ski skinheads splitting suppor tickle toilets trek wallet wes whitmore
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. * ORM *

    Memories - Old Pier Trains

    As a result of reading another thread on the Pub I've suddenly turned into an Anorak Pier Article These were proper pier trains and I can still remember the way they shook as they hurtled down the track. At top  speed (I'd guess 40-50 mph) there was a definite melodic rythm to them.   The...
    • * ORM *
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    • burger cycle indictment money mph rack thrown
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Things we miss

    Things i miss are . Obviously the north bank and standing, but i quite liked when i sat in the south upper that they used to have a small burger bar up there which is still there but doesnt get used. I used to love singing to away fans in the south stand your getting wet your getting wet were not.
    • tommytwoholes
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    • burger doesnt qui singing
    • Replies: 60
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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