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  1. Mad Cyril

    Burger Sauce

    I visited Waitrose, Sainsburys and Morrisons this weekend and none of them seem to sell burger sauce any more. Am I looking in the right area (near the ketchup and mayonnaise) or has this product been phased out?
  2. Mad Cyril

    KFC double down burger.

    KFC double down burger. Is this an exciting new paradigm in fast food or corporate irresponsibility? Let's be honest - who here hasn't made a sandwich using meat instead of bread?
  3. J

    Sick and Tired of this ****..

    As the title says, i am seriously sick and tiired of everything that goes with SUFC.. walk away? Easy.. or not? Southend United is my ****ing club, and no one can ever take that away, even 5 foot blonde middle aged men who try. Today has seriously ****ed me off, from he fact i have to top up...
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    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  4. manor15

    eBay Description

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230451057921&afsrc=1#ht_1200wt_1165 [/SIZE][/FONT] :D
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    • asbo attract bra burger buyer cas collecting crack description easier equipped fitted fitting flock hidden inheritance innit length lidl mums neighbours outta patrol prick recover ridiculously spine tenants town
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Smiffy

    What WE can do for OUR club - GET INVOLVED NOW!!

    I'll start. 1. Bring a friend/s on Friday night. 2. Buy a burger, a pint, or some merchandise. 3. Support the team 110%, this is not a time for the ****ing boo-boy's. If you have a gripe with the board, do it AFTER the game, NOT during. 4. Make a donation, no matter how small on the...
  6. cockles is back

    Games you have had to miss or leave early because you have chit yourself

    ok Ill start his one, but only on a couple of occasions, once in the west bank in 86, realised I needed a poo in them west stand toilets only to realise there was no door or bog roll having to make my mate Joey Toffs stand over the door and wipping me arse on me dads programme, leaving early at...

  7. My New Job

    So, after a few weeks of searching, I finally started my new job today... And some of the people I work with are a real piece of work. First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or...

  8. And the Award For Best Shirt Ever...

    Goes to Getafe. Whoever thought of this marketing ploy deserves a Nobel Prize. All fine and dandy, if a little Ugly... But what if you score and need to celebrate? Nothing says Goal like pulling your shirt over your head, right?

  9. Hangover cures

    Your suggestions for hangover cures? Heir of the dog Paracetemol Sleep All suggestions are welcome because when you down three pints through a funnel being poured from the balcony and you are down below you tend to be a bit fragile the next day particularly when you are drinking turbo's or...
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    • burger cure dru incredible music sampled town turbo
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Coming soon to a kebab near you

    http://www.thegreenpages.com.au/Environmental-News/waste_management_burger :puke :puke :puke
  11. bomma77

    What was going on with the West stand cafe today?

    They were telling people you now can't have onions in your burger or hot dog due to health and safety reasons? WTF?????
  12. TBV_Dan

    Zone Update Revelling it in - 25.3.09

    This weeks 'Revelling It In'
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    • barnard bonding boosted burger clinging compared cure dishes documentaries eating exploits habits hanks itself jury mileage pile remotely roots ski stint sunshine washing wish youth
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. BLUEBLOOD

    Funny email

    Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. pickledseal

    Things you heard Chelsea fans say....

    "Ahhh the reply, proper football in a proper ground.... terraces, an open sky, a little burger bar selling bovril..." "I think we should let them have a little goal, that will be the biggest highlight in a Southend players life.... just as long as we score two!" "This is hillarious!" x237...
  15. Benfleet A1

    Our little trip to Chelsea

    I awoke at 4am in need of a wee and stumbled out of bed. One empty bladder later I attempted to get back to the land of nod, no chance. So I surfaced, got dressed and tip toed into the kitchen for a cuppa. Got bored with the telly so tormented the cat for a while by making out I was going to let...
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    • applause attempted broadway burger ched didn dressed enjoyed fags fenchurch frost hadn hamilton headed ops ranger ripping shoddy smithy soup steel stumbled taxi wallet
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. Old Problem, New Approach..drugs

    I saw this in one our local papers, and I just wanted to see what your thaughts are, especially if you are one of the recreational drug takers mentioned. 'Columbias vice-president, Fancisco Santos Calderon, appealed last week to recreational cocaine users in the UK to ponder the impact on...
    • Nobby Snide
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    • behave burger destroyed especially habits individuals money noses officers san santos supply
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. DTS

    My weird day trip to Bristol.

    Decided to go to Bristol Rovers as its getting close to baby time and I want to be close enough to home so that I can get back incase MrS DtS decided to pop. As we have three weeks to go a look at the fixture list told me this was the last one I could aim for. I am allowing myself home games as...
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    • aas approx bear boarded boris brough burger cables chums didn didnt dressed dts eaten electrical grotty hadn hes icke ickets literally money moon mph music parenting pork relative sons spread taxi town unknown walls zombies
    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. Football too expensive?

    fans are being asked to pay more and more,it must all end in tears soon. QPR are demanding as much as 50 quid to watch ,boltan and arsenal normally a sell out yet plenty of empty seats available,blackburn only 19000 in their 31000 capacity. players demanding silly money whilst clubs oblige...
  19. Che's Left Foot

    What's your favourite ever half time snack?

    For me, Oldham away a few years back. £3.50 for a burger, pint and crisps meal deal. Bargain!
  20. Mad Cyril

    The 'walking into the Pink Toothbrush thread'.

    Post the tunes you have have purchased a can of Breaker or nudie can of Tennants to whilst thinking you must be the most bohemian 18 year old in the county........ Lush - Sweetness and light. Don't listen to the whole tune otherwise you will be looking to purchase a burger from a vending machine.
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