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  1. A Virgins Worst Nightmare

    Sorry if you have already read this! I Just recieved this e-mail and thought it was funny! A VIRGINS NIGHTMARE! A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after...
  2. DTS

    Classic

    Does your boyfriend know your here !!!! What a bunch of knobbers.
  3. C C Csiders

    A sad story from Col******r

    You know how it is when your team loses - you just do not feel like being amorous, it doesn't seem right, when you can wallow in your own sense of mourning after a defeat. Well, look at the sight of this poor maiden whose picture was taken on Sunday morning aftyer her advances were spurned...

  4. Pete Doherty "manufactured" by the KLF!

    Sadly, just an unfounded rumour that's been circulating on t'internet for the past week. How great would it be if it were true though?
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    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. * ORM *

    Sticky Gonads Anyone ?

    Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh is suing Gail O'Toole, with whom he broke up in 1999, after dating for 10 months. Slaby then began dating someone else but, according to the lawsuit, O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. When he woke up, Slaby found that...
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    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Kent Shrimper

    Vote Luke Guttridge PFA Player of October

    Luke won the voting by a country mile 29 votes for with the nearest challenger at 8. This is the current top 5 Coca-Cola Football League One Player Team Garry Richards Col******r United Football Club George Elokobi Col******r United Football Club Lee Trundle Swansea City Football Club...
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    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. BoyWonder2

    Just got this through on the email.

    I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into...
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    • bedroom blur boyfriend ennis hes mars physical qui rock shoes venus
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Those topless Charlotte Church photos...

    Whilst not agreeing with the invasion of her privacy - I feel it only fair to share this link to the topless Church photos...apparently they were stolen from her boyfriend's mobile phone...enjoy http://www.kippax.org.au/aboutus/20001110.htm
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    • Replies: 15
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Interpol Shrimper

    Ryan Amoo

    Am I correct in thinking this is the boyfriend of everybody's favourite Z-list celeb Jade Goody?

  10. How Do You Explain THIS To Your Other Half?

    Taken from the Aberdeen Evening Express: "Red-faced revellers were left out in the cold after someone pinched their clothes. The boozy man and woman had sneaked into a grassy area after a night out in Aberdeen The pair took off their clothes and left them in a pile. But a thief swiped...
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    • bon boyfriend ched crow crown faced hes pile trace wouldn
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Leon Constentine

    Just had the most amazing conversation with a girl who has just come into our office in London, she over heard me talking about Euro tickets on the phone to me mate, She started enquiring about if I had tickets, blah blah blah her boyfriend only turns out to be a certain ex Southend Centre Half...
  12. BluePartridge

    Out Fore Revengai!

    A JILTED boyfriend tried to get revenge on his ex by forcing his way into her house covered in mince, a court has heard. In a weird act of vengeance, Liam McGarry slapped Laura Barr and spat lumps of meat into her face before she managed to escape. A neighbour helped her to get McGarry, 22...
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    • behaviour boyfriend claimed hoe laura lumps meat probation spat
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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