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Liven up that Tesco Shopping trip...
HOW MEN AMUSE THEMSELVES IN TESCOS Proof of what can happen if a wife or girlfriend drags her husband or boyfriend along shopping: This letter was [allegedly] recently sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford : Dear Mrs. Murray, While we thank you for your valued custom and...- A Century United
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A good clean Thursday afternoon joke.
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were...- chadded
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God bless America.
A 15-year-old Ohio girl was arrested on felony child pornography charges for allegedly sending nude cell phone pictures of herself to classmates. Authorities are considering charging some of the students who received the photos as well. The unnamed student from Licking Valley High School in...- Bob Cratchitt
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Sunburn!
Had a rare day off yesterday and was cajouled into watching my daughter play netball in a tornamount. Normally, this is the wifes area but as the beloved was having her hair done, I stepped into the breach as it was and found myself running along the line, baying instructions to my unimpressed...- Winkle
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Happy 40th Birthday Kylie
On the subject of birthdays........ Can't believe Cricko left this person out... http://news.taume.com/Entertainment/Celebrity/Kylie-Minogue-and-Olivier-Martinez-split_-Van-Damme-new-Boyfriend-361 Haven't got time to sort the pic link thingy out! But Happy 40th Birthday to the Diva...- OldBlueLady
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Rubik's Cubes
The other day I was sorting out my stuff (cos even though ive been here for 5 months i still have some boxes with stuff in). I found my old rubik's cube, which used to provide me with about 5mins of entertainment when i was younger before i got p*ssed off with it So last night i decided i...- Pubey
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The come clean thread!
We have all done things in the past and sometimes regretted them, thats a part of growing up and being human, however have you ever done something just to get your own back on someone you really disliked. I will kick off with mine and make it blatently clear I dont regret what I did for one...- Winkle
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Shrimper Zoner's WAGs or BAHs
Shrimper Zoner's WAGs or HABs Everyone keeps talking about it but it has not happened yet........come on guys...and Girls Post a pic of your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend or Husband on this thread and I will ask Cricko really nicely if he will stick it...JOHN, that was me asking!!! Who is going...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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Things you would never hear...
A rugby commentator say: "...and its a scrum, a chance for the players to exchange kisses and phone numbers." "...England VS Samoa, a team of rank amateurs... against Samoa" "...now watch this ball very carefully because the ball is SUCH AN UNUSUAL SHAPE IT COULD GO ANYWHERE" -Courtesy...- SUFC-3lliot
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When Girls dont put out.
When girls don't put out!! This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Please have a sense of humor! I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men...- chadded
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If your son was Gay?
Got on the train last night and saw a bloke that I havent seen in years. He used to play in goal for my saturday team and was about always a moody ******* all be it a top keeper. Anyway had a good chat with him and as you do I asked about his son. His reply shocked me. Basically his son has...- DTS
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Can men be 100% faithful for life?
A discussion occurred in the office this morning that I thought I would bring to the Shrimperzone public. One of the women here has a boyfriend who works 6 months of the year away in France and has done so for most of their 7 year relationship. She is adamant that he has never, ever played away...- Desert Shrimper
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Risqué Riddles
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out...- ldnfatso
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Top Ten rejection lines
Rejection Lines Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.) 8. I'm not attracted to you...- Cricko2
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If your best mate turned gay.....
would if affect your friendship. Before any of the hilarious comedians on the board come out with "is there anything you need to tell us Dave" or any other Brighton related jokes I can assure you this is not a personal question. I was out with our Life Assurance bloke last week as he said he...- DTS
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The case of the Curtains ...
Dedicated to SlipperDuke. Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige. She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She...- Cricko2
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An open letter to Procter & Gamble
This was posted on a site i visit quite regularly. Absolutely fekin hillarious and 100% genuine. AN OPEN LETTER TO MR. JAMES THATCHER, BRAND MANAGER, PROCTER & GAMBLE. Dear Mr. Thatcher, I have been a loyal user of your Always maxi pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their...- Bielzibubz
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Mixing Business with pleasure.
Come on then lads.....We have all been there havent we. Got a bit to friendly with a customer or client. Most of the time in my book it ends in tears. I have been self employed as a mortgage broker for 2 years now and I have got to say it gives you so much opportunity to get hold of women its...- DTS
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Football Diary Joke
Has anyone got a copy of/link/email of the football joke taht is a diary entry? The womens diary entry is really long and goes on about the boyfriend not being in love and always being unhappy etc then the mens entry says something like "West Ham lost again today, been really down recently...- adwebb16
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Females you have chased
We have not had a good old lads chat for a while and I think its about time we got another going. So my topic for today is "Who have you been dying to sleep with only to get there and be totally disapointed by there performance". Mine happened as recently as this summer. I was given a...- DTS
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