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  1. Whats Your Biggest Drink Related Problem?

    Now i've met all kinds of drunks on my travels. I have friends who cant be taken anywhere when they've had a few because they tend to get violent and argumentative... you could argue the sky was green and the grass blue and theyd still defend it to the death, more than likely resulting in a...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • bottles dru grass ive joi military severe stopped town travels
    • Replies: 32
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Is that anyone on here?...

    http://www.southendunited.premiumtv.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10444~1031941,00.html well done, but 900bottles of coke?? you must be buzzing your tits off!
  3. DTS

    Public displays of affection.

    Had a "Networking" night last night at Walthamstow dogs where basically you go out and meet loads of other people in similar lines of work and chat about how you might be able to help each other etc. In truth its just an organised **** up. Woke up this morning feeling rough which i think was...
    • DTS
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    • bottles displays eating fro itself kebab networking political potato prepared san similar
    • Replies: 72
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Jay_Shrimper

    Wubbish Day.

    :mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...
    • Jay_Shrimper
    • Thread
    • blah booze bottles cops fags heres rubbish smashing sports stealing stepped suspicious terrorist town undercover
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Shrimpersunited

    CocaCola Add a ZERO weekend!!

    With Southend United lying 27th in the CocaCola buy a player competition with £2279.50, this weekend could help us out. CocaCola have decided that as of the 16th march (12pm) - 19th march (12pm) if you buy a CocaCola ZERO promotional pack then you could win 10x as much for Southend. For...

  6. The case of the Curtains ...

    Dedicated to SlipperDuke. Having to set the scene first..This occured about 10 years ago ..I had at that time spent many months decorating my bedroom in the then "Vogue" colours of the time...Beige on Beige. She was a Girl (and I use that term loosly) who I had known some 20 odd years. She...
    • Cricko2
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    • bathroom bedroom bottles boyfriend brough chocolate customary decorating dedicated desired eating gagging hidden ive postion repeated rushing taught wasn wipe
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. Coca Cola Buy a player

    It's different this year. Entering codes from the products you buy to build up the "bank" for your club. They say that there is a 1 in 2 chance of a winning pack. Just found some Zero in Asdas up here bought 2 bottles and got 50p x 2 for Tilly. Our total is now a whopping £7 :( :( ( 21st place...
  8. Matt the Shrimp

    Slipperduke's Slippery Column

    <span style='color:navy'>Slipperduke's Slippery Column #9 There's something inherently funny about the Far Right. They've been preaching their flimsy master-race doctrine for years, unaware that when your knuckles graze the pavement as you walk, you're not really in a position to talk about...
    • Matt the Shrimp
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    • ands applies ban behaviour bolt bottles brough compliance continued culture customary eto foo gene hanks hypocrisy intact ish ist knuckles kong nazi pictured punishments relative samuel suppor thrown wasn woken wouldn
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  9. Club please read

    How many times are we having to put up with the Q&#39;s at the west bank bar. We have quite a few middle managers at the club, that should be sorting this out... how much money is the club losing. If I was in charge I would either employ more bar staff, fill up more drinks before the rush, or...
  10. Bielzibubz

    Just seen it on the news

    A group of revellers were forcibly moved off a private piece of land in North Essex by the police for holding a rave. The party goers fully appreciated they were trespassing on private land but after refusing to move off the land a (quote) &#39;few hard core revellers&#39; decided to take the...
    • Bielzibubz
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    • bottles core essex goers rea suing thrown
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  11. DTS

    Worst Ever Round

    Went out for a beer with Smudger yesterday in Hove and got in my cheapest ever round for two people...All of £3.30......Mainly due to the fact the Smudge Man only had a lime and soda water.... Still got me thinking of all the times I have been stung. My worst ever was in Manumission in Ibiza...
    • DTS
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    • bottles cheapest cos
    • Replies: 23
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Drug Warning

    Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer." The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from...
    • Norwichsufc
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    • bottles cases encounter exactly liquid pubs rape suppor support swf trap units
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. wiggy

    Guttridge needs to be dropped&#33;

    What a waste of space, gives the ball away nearly every pass and bottles most tackles. Any chance of a creative midfielder as this bloke is a complete passenger and Kev Maher is a better sideways crab than him so how about a forward thinking midfielder that might create something for our...
  14. South Bank Hank

    Easy&#33; Easy&#33; Easy&#33;

    Can I suggest the following items for a match-day &quot;kit&quot;: Pack of sweets, healthy supply of bottle-lids (one to replace the one they take off of the bottles and several for throwing simply to prove the point) and a supply of rope to tie down the arms of any idiots in the near vicinity...
  15. Napster

    Interview with Dave Smith

    Gary Nelson was never really aware that the fans never warmed to him, mind you he was just a young lad at the time. The ebst player I signed/coached was Alan Foggon up at Newcastle United. Well,he was never the same player down at Roots Hall and I never did understand why.&#33;&#33...
    • Napster
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    • bottles chuck cup develop fa cup foggon following foo hall imo liverpool roots suppor supports tilly warmed whisky
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Vange Shrimper

    Proud to be British?

    Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of anything...
    • Vange Shrimper
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    • battery bottles brits chocolate cigarettes didn diet faster fro fur furniture ish japanese kebab knives lawn mower parts pulling rink supermarkets suspicion
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. BERMUDA AWAY

    Cue friday afternoon, as I quaff my glass of champagne,I glance at the clock in the lounge and notice its 14.15pm Crikey I bet get myself down the gate for the flight,so I amble myself down to the gate, and introduce myself to Michael and Steven, and then to all of our horror, we notice the...
    • TMWLT
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    • airport amble ands bottles chickens cos degree elderly following fried gentlemen goa hall hamilton headed introduce lou metal pace rack remove similar stairs suppor taxi trap washing washington
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. J

    My Trip to Swansea..

    so.. after reading several accounts of people's individual (and group) trips to swansea.. i felt that a tale should be wrote about what i remember... the morning started on the 7:46 from southend vic with 24 can's of fosters and some strange german beer that looks like it should have been drunk...
    • J
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    • accent ant blur boarded bottles burger dru hall hamilton hanks icke literally officers rack upside whiskey wouldn
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  19. J

    Just Got Back in from the second

    Night of promotion celebration.. would like to thank Mcnasty and the guv&#39;s of the spread for providing the champagne that was left behind the bar last saturday... my calculations, in the last 36 hours: 25 pints, 10 pints of strongbow/magners 20 jd&#39;s and cokes, 3 bottles of champagne...

  20. Most p%&sed at a Southend match?

    Well after watching Southend United for 15 years there is sometimes no other way to get through the match except for the dreaded grog im sure most of you would agree. Anyway the most p%&amp;sed i got was Torquay away in the FA cup 1st round when it p%&amp;sed down and we lost 1-0. Anyway we got...
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