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  1. shrimper loz

    London Tube

    A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made to their passengers... 1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service. I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to...
    • shrimper loz
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    • announcements beggars bottles caused controller failing ford fur gentlemen pause somewhere
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. steveo

    Gift Idea

    Ever get stuck for something to send a friend/relation who has everything? My Missus found this site and used it for a relatives 50th. http://www.abstractbottles.com/ For about 25-30 quid you can send a very pretty personalised bottle of wine or champers.
  3. Aberdeen Shrimper

    British Comedy awards tonight

    The usal back slapping crap. Angus Deayton as host surprisingly jumped on the "Woss is ok" band wagon Kevin Bishop acted like a complete c**t, shouting F**k off to every nominee and throwing full bottles of drink at the stage....hmmmmm, maybe if he had won something or not mixted a glass of...

  4. Morrrisons !!

    Blimey , We never go near the place because their own brand stuff is crud. We purchased 2 large bottles of pepsi and got 4 free!! 24 cans of Stella for a tenner!! Purchased 6 microwave curries and got 6 free!! We also bought other crap with freebies. Total spend £60 and the trolley...
  5. MrB

    For the Cider drinkers among you.....

    Tesco currently selling Bulmers at £5 for 5 bottles (full size). Bargain! I am imbibing some right now......

  6. Pubs at telford for saturday

    A thread taken from Buckschat for you Pubs within walking distance of The New Bucks Head At the Ground The Learning Centre – Outside the East Terrace, a small bar catering for around 80 people. It has a range of bottled Real Ales, together with draught Lagers etc. and a large screen TV (Sky...
    • gbuck(telford)
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    • bitter bottles bra builder chocolate crisps crow crown eating fur junction lagers learning mars meals money oldest pork pubs qui retail sky sports sports titanic town
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. davewebbsbrain

    Top Gear

    How funny was the Lorry challenge tonight... Clarkson's trailer burning up, Capt Slow flattening his Piano and ploughing the lorries thru walls, water bottles and portakabins!!! Quality!
  8. Mad Cyril

    Mad Cyril recession busting own brand picks.

    The first of an irregular series: Remember, saving is the new spending! This weeks tip: Sainsburys Belgian Abbaye blonde beer 5.4%. 6 bottles - £3.49. Did the trick because I drank the lot and had my beloved but outdated Tes Bramble tattoo augmented into a Frank Moussa - don't let me down...
  9. J

    Disgraceful -

    Tonight, i had the unfortunate pleasure of picking someone up from Rochford station and just gone 10. On the London bound platform, were 5 Southend Youth players, swearing, kicking things on the track (glass bottles etc) Abusing people. I understand this is what people do at stations, especially...
    • J
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    • assume bottles especially hall rack representing roots youth
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  10. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Squeezy Condiment bottles

    Does anyone have the same problem? Great invention for getting all most every drop of tomato sauce out he bottle, great for putting pay to the clogged up lid. The purest might say that they prefer the old style bottles that they can bash on the bottom. I personally prefer the old style glass...
  11. Winkle

    Piri,Piri and sardines!

    Me and the Mrs had a week away ( without the sprogs) in sunny "Portugal which as anyone who has pubesant children time on your own is as rare as hens teeth. Anyway we was enjoying out time together, barbecues, alfresco dining and in the words of Austin powers " I found my mojo". I decided to...
    • Winkle
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. Slipperduke

    Joey Barton

    There is little in this world as infuriating as the sight of a young man, guilty of vicious assault, walking away from a courtroom with just a suspended sentence. There is anger at the clemency, fury at the perception that justice has failed. In the case of Joey Barton, however, there is just an...

  13. Hypnosis

    Last night I was out with a few of the lads, proving to be my last Uni night out before I get back to Southend for the summer. Had a few drinks at one of the lads houses, a few cracks at "The Boot", and then off to the club at around 11. Bassment, the club, have been doing Stock Exchange for a...
    • EastStandBlue
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    • bang bottles cracks fours loud music proving rugby screaming screens wouldn
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Shrimper2thecore

    Rangers Fans and embarrassment to Scottish football

    What a shame, one of the screen in Manchester city centre had a fault a turned off two minutes before kick off, and so the Rangers fans went mental. Attacking police and the like. One thing I saw has discusted me, a Zenit fan got hit by a car, and while paramedics were trying to treat him (put...
  15. canveyshrimper

    Morals

    Just received this email, hope this thread doesn't get locked quick smart. A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids came back and one by one told their stories. Karl said, 'My father's a...
    • canveyshrimper
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  16. Slipperduke

    This Summer's Transfer Targets

    This Summer's Transfer Targets Christoph Metzelder You only had to watch the last 20 minutes of Arsenal's defeat at Stamford Bridge to appreciate how much the Gunners need a big man at the back next season, and it's not going to be Philippe Senderos. Christophe Metzelder was once considered...

  17. Born in the 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's???

    CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL MY FRIENDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE 1940's, 50's, 60's and 70's ! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw egg products, loads of bacon and...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • bacon beds belts bottles bullies buns burger channels computers diabetes didn explosion helmets lived meat pain phones processed products rees ruled shared shoes teachers threats trauma
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Leeds in the home end ....

    The goal sparked disturbances in the crowd as police moved to break up confrontations between home and visiting fans at the Oak Road end of the ground before stewards removed a number of Leeds supporters from the Kenilworth Road end of the stadium. The drama on the pitch failed to match that...

  19. The Marlborough Head and Zone Fun Day

    This will be after the home game against the Gills....Saturday the 8th of September. The Venue...The Marlborough Head, Rochford... Karl (Grayhound) is having a Fun day which will be family oriented ( So bring your kids) and has kindly invited the Zone to share in this. We are having a raffle...
    • Cricko2
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    • bottles daniels foo goa hanks sharpe
    • Replies: 115
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  20. The Marlborough Head and Zone Fun Day

    This will be after the home game against the Gills....Saturday the 8th of September. The Venue...The Marlborough Head, Rochford... Karl (Grayhound) is having a Fun day which will be family oriented ( So bring your kids) and has kindly invited the Zone to share in this. We are having a raffle...
    • Cricko2
    • Thread
    • bottles daniels foo goa hanks sharpe
    • Replies: 120
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
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