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  1. Interpol Shrimper

    Facebook Dilemma

    Just got a new friend request on Facebook. I put it to the good people of ShrimperZone, do I add him or not? Basically, the request is from a bloke I went to school with but lost touch at 16. Five or so years later, we bump into each other and go for a beer, he tells me how he's been engaged...
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    • arrange booze compared cruise dumps hall hare ish qui roots stress trauma wasn worthy
    • Replies: 93
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  2. Suitable Punishment?

    Now, it's approaching the end of my second year at Uni, This time next week i'll be finished. Me and the lads in my flat have been organising a massive blow out for the people we know... Another one of our famous coaches run to Brighton and back, lots of booze and reminiscing on the year past...
  3. DTS

    Your worst stalker ever.....

    Watched some programme about some stalker who shot his ex-bird of three weeks in Harvey Nicks last night and it got me thniking about my own worst stalker. When I was 18 I worked for a company called Unijet who were tour operators who have seen been brought out by First Choice. Like most first...
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    • bombing booze brough ched didn didnt dreadful dts foo hadn hanks jobs kiss operators pulled teenage uns
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. chaco27saf

    Being the "other guy/girl"

    A couple of weeks ago one of my friends was having a few drinks with some of his coworkers. One of them, who just got engaged, was all over him all night and kept inviting herself over to his place. My friend assumed that the booze was the only reason that she was hitting on him and due to the...
  5. Irish_Shrimper

    Carlisle - Roll Call and Pub watch :)

    Alright folks - Just wanted to get a scope on who is going where up at Carlisle for some pre/post match booze. I'm travelling over with a friend, first flying to Glasgow, and then training it down with Mr Glasgow Rich - So would be nice to meet up with everyone travelling up from Essex. Rich...
  6. duncan bulgaria

    Off the Booze and Struggling

    After indulging on one to many nights out before and over chrimbo , i have decided to lay off the booze in Jan as many folk do . I thought this would be a doodle for a month , but f*ck me i'm dying for a beer or ten , i have also been eating healthy and have done 2.5 kilos since jan 1st , but...
  7. SUFC Forever

    FA Cup or Kylie Minogue?

    If a genie came down to Earth and said to you that as you had been very good, they had rewarded you with a treat beyond your wildest dreams and you could either of two options to thereby brighten up your life forever, namely - 1. A week on a sundrenched island in the West Indies with one of...

  8. You know when you are getting old when........

    1. You can't be arsed to get up and open your presents cos your are too sleepy from all the booze the previous night 2. You quite like the idea of an afternoon snooze Christmas day afternoon like your folks used to when you were young........
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • arsed booze cos qui
    • Replies: 16
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. DTS

    Should woman be allowed to drink?

    Last night we had out works office party. Our boss is not flash but he always throws a good bash and last nights was no exception. We went to the Box Wood which is so I am told Gordon Ramseys flag ship restraunt. There was five blokes and three birds all that I work with present. The girls...
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    • bash booze dru dts eating flash pain repeating taxi throws
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  10. Walsall Atmosphere

    Just a quick well done to all of us that went to Walsall on saturday. I thought we created a great atmosphere as we always do away from home. If only it was possible to get an away season ticket I'd sign up straight away. A special mention goes to Scott and the boys for bringing out the retro...
  11. Interpol Shrimper

    LTA suspends players

    Source: BBC Sport No real sympathy from me with regards to their suspension, I remember what it's like trying to live a quiet life in the quest of sporting excellence & if I'm honest, looking back, my fondness for girls, booze & dodgy food held back where I could have got to. I know they're...
  12. Einstein

    Monday's Burning Question - Stag Do's?

    Well as some of you may know, our Statski is getting married next month and many of us trundled upto Liverpool on Friday for what turned out to be excellent (booze fuelled) weekend. Obviously, over the course of the weekend, there were hundreds of (drunken) conversations about the weird and...
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    • ant behaviour booze dru fuelled liverpool scheduled ski
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Mad Cyril

    Kids jobs.

    When I was 17 I used to get paid £80 for 12 hours kitchen work (cooking for nuns and old people) at Nazareth House back in 1990. At the time this was more than enough to keep me in fags, booze, Rebel MC records and explosive fibres sweatsuits. It virtually doubled the income I received as a...
    • Mad Cyril
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    • booze cooking fags jobs qui stealing towels uns
    • Replies: 14
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. DTS

    Sponsorship for crappy events.

    Right, I am going to sounds like a right killjoy here but its a risk I am going to have to take. I am getting really sick of people doing really basic sporting events and then asking for sponsorship to do so. These last few weeks I have had the following: 1) Woman I worked with 10 years ago...
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    • booze dts following hatred killjoy money ran refuse
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. DTS

    Which member of SZBC cant hold his drink?

    I have it on good authority that at least one of the SZBC didnt quite managed to hold down his booze and was in fact sick on the way home. But whom? I will name and shame the culprit at 5pm. Please cast your votes for the girly that cant hold his booze. To give you a clue I have indicated...
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    • booze cas didn didnt qui
    • Replies: 73
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  16. SZ Beer Club Tonight

    Dropped in for a couple at the SZ booze up tonight in the City, a good turn out, well into double figures and rising when I left. Great bunch of blokes, tells you so much about the sort of person our club attracts. Woudl have stuck around for the duration but father in law is in intensive...
  17. DTS

    Sharing a bed with your mates.

    Lads, I am expecting a torrent of gay abuse for his topic - What with living in Brighton and the subject matter but.... Most weekends the lads and I have a sort of pact to meet up on a Saturday night and have a good old booze up. Now this is probably no different from anyone else. However as...
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    • beds booze cup fields qui smashing
    • Replies: 41
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Cure Me, Quick...

    Ok, So for a mates Birthday last night we endured a Pub Golf trek across the highs and lows (and, let me tell you, there were some lows) of Brighton before ending up in Creation. Fast forward till 3am, And we've walked to the station and it's now a 2 hr 30 minute wait for the next train. I get...
  19. Jay_Shrimper

    Wubbish Day.

    :mad: Why are Tuesday always crap?! :mad: I wake up, smack my head then spill my breakfast down me. Anyway, I walked to Rochford Train Station and waited for the train. Whilst I'm waiting for the train to Southend, theres a bunch of teenagers hurling abuse at the people at the station and...
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    • blah booze bottles cops fags heres rubbish smashing sports stealing stepped suspicious terrorist town undercover
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  20. The Eternal Optimist

    Last Chance Saloon

    If anyone has got a spare ticket or is so absolutely w*nkered after christmas eve booze up that they are not up for going to Norwich, I'd happily buy your ticket. PM me with your telephone number. Cheers Have a great one.
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