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Giving Up Booze for a Month
Anyone tried to do this and how did it go? Any tips/tricks or cheats? **** me, it's going to be a dull month. I just hope class A drugs can get me through...- Smudger
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Gravesend to Gillingham
Anyone else interested in joining the 'booze cruise' as SUFCis4life so eloquently put it :) Me and a few of my mates will be journeying across the Thames on the Tilbury ferry, then maybe partaking in a few establishments on the way to Gills. Would be good to get a crowd of peeps meeting up...- GBJ
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- army booze cruise
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Dwight Yorke - Born to Score
BORN TO SCORE? What would you do if you were a professional footballer? How would you act? I know what you're going to say, you're going to say the same as me. You're going to say that you'd give it everything. You're going to say that you'd be tee-total, that you'd train hard, that you'd...- Slipperduke
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- ant birth booze ched collapse convincing deed dre entertaining enthusiasm exactly fro gbp hasn independence ish learning liverpool lucrative mole pace porn presenter sabotage stray typing
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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"Number One Country To Live"
Just looking at the list of countries which were voted best to live in for quality of life. This was done on the basis or life expectency, Literacy and school enrolement per capita etc and Norway came on top. For me at my age quality of life means other things such as standard of women...- Bazza the dog
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- aires booze buenos cities literacy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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'Oil City Confidential'
...is the title of a film coming out in October. It's about Canvey's finest, Dr. Feelgood, and has been made by Julien Temple. Apparently, Wilko, Sparko and The Big Figure have all been very much involved in it and it charts the rise of the band through their 'pub rock' years in London to the...- Rob Noxious
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- booze brilleaux delta feelgood imo music oil rock screaming wilko
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Slipper of the Yard
Wonderful article here by one of my favourite journalists/commentators, Mark Steyn: “He was always affable and very much a gentle giant,” said Bruce Reynolds. “He was one of the old school,” agreed one of Mr Reynolds’ colleagues. Gentlemen publishers? Art dealers? Yes, Mr Reynolds has a...- Rusty Shackleford
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- booze britons ched chief commissioner constables cops correspondent courtney criminal deed destroyed detectives dicaprio discover dressed exactly fingers folk following fur furniture guv hall hanks heathrow homophobia jet mandatory meat muslims officer officers olds pace political probation pulled pupil qui rate reminisce rhyming rock rolling sentenced shift slang solidarity somewhere thug town triple undercover vita wandsworth wells writer yar
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The I Phone and Technology
I like to think of myself as a young pup at 23. Even since the 90s there has been a massive development in technology from the Sega Saturn and Mega Drive to X Box and Playstation and Wii. Brick like mobile phones with children lucky to have one and perhaps parents well off to almost all...- Hammo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Random Unplanned Nights Out
Last night I went out for a meal with some mates of mine, kind of to celebrate the fact we'd all graduated and kind of just an excuse to have a few. I ended up walking in to my front door at 5:30am this morning, having consumed a stupid amount of alcohol and I am now suffering. Hangover aside...- EastStandBlue
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- alcohol anderson ban booze fro qui suffering
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Filthiest Bird Ever Nailed.
Thats right folks there are plenty about especially in Essex. Mine has to be an old taffy bird I nailed in Greece with the cockroach, she was a dead ringer for Irene from home and away but with corn beaf legs. Anyway there we were in bar drinking some cheap horrible vodka in pints and these...- Bazza the dog
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- applause beds booze chuck eating extras screaming shoes ski snake town truck walls wasn wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Maybe Just A Shandy
Harry Redknapp has always had a slightly jaundiced take on modern football. He doesn't care much for vitamin supplements and sports psychology, he'd rather talk old fashioned motivation than 'visualisation' and he doesn't feel bad about swearing at his players. Earlier this season I saw him...- Slipperduke
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- alcohol anfield athlete ban booze channels ched convince diesel dru industry ish liverpool lose lucrative money motto pace phased physical primary sausages snobbery subbed supplements support vince
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Adams Better Off Out Of It
How thin is the line that divides success from failure? Size zero model thin, if you're Tony Adams. With five minutes remaining in Portsmouth's weekend clash with Liverpool, the former Arsenal defender seemed to have turned the corner. His side were leading the title contenders and powering out...- Slipperduke
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- ban booze cos divides elderly eva fa cup fur languages lifting literature liverpool lose mix money music shift
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Funny email
Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honouring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his 38-calibre revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did...- BLUEBLOOD
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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2 True Stories!
STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago . Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed "Easy Eddie." He was...- ldnfatso
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- aerial booze commander continued cos destroyed divide eddie fade fleet hare headed hes japanese legged lived lonely mansion money notorious oil realized religious rendering scarface speeding surrounding tacking tank town warn wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Ofah
Does anyone know the name of the Only Fools episode where they get some Albanian prince or something suck in the back of the lorry returning from France after a booze cruise? Everyone thinks the immigrant has been kidnapped and the only word he knows is Gary. Thankyou!- shrimpled
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- alba booze cruise immigrant
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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New Years Eve Planned yet??
My sister has just booked the "Marco's Bar" in Rayleigh for New Years eve for 8 of us. Sounds a bit early to book but these days you have to get in early. £60 per ticket, hot and cold Tapas Buffet, free drink from 8pm until 1:30am, free champagne at 12am and a live band called "Old Hat"...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Interview with an Exile: Part 3 - Canada Shrimper
This week, John from Canada takes part in the interview with an exile chat. The following picture is from his latest trip over to Southend for the Swindon game: 1) How long have you been an exile? A) Been out of the country for 10 years less 8 months in the middle 2) Why did you...- Irish_Shrimper
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- afford ant anto benji booze brough builder charlotte cup dads eastwood fa cup failing following hanks hattrick hogg hong hut league ley liverpool osborne paul clark sammy sandwiches sarah sausage shirt shoes spread tilly toss town trademark travels triple walsh wasn wish wore
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Queen/the ban.......my view
cheers to everyone who supported me through the diffulcult times,blimey during the ban i have stood in the corner wearing a long pointed hat for 3 days!! the ban itself, the mods/owners acted correctly and fair play to them for showing common sense in reducing the ban from 1 month . the...- graysblue
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- acted ban booze fooled itself rename solo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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quitting the booze !!!
approx 3 weeks ago went to a little shindig where i drank approx 6 pints of stella and approx 1 pint of red wine. after chucking my guts up and feeling ill for the next 3 days,i decided to quit drinking altogether. 3 weeks on i have shed 6 pounds in weight with my stomach appearing flatter...- graysblue
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- amounts appearing approx booze qui somewhere
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Interview with an Exile: Part 1 - Aberdeen Shrimper
The life of an SUFC exile can be a lonely one at times - and one which is a difficult existence to understand for some. I thought by setting up this weekly thread, we would get the opportunity to get to know some of the exiled posters on SZ a bit better. This week, Aberdeen Shrimper goes under...- Irish_Shrimper
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- anto bbq bleed booze bra brough especially hall hanks ian benjamin icke imo introduced lived lonely lover naturally niece qui roots sammy sarah shadow shirt shoes smithy southminster spread supplier test tilly travels uns vanessa
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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should drugs be legal ?
in this day and age where its legal for people to drink into oblivion and cost the taxpayer shedloads with policing and hospital care,or its allowed for people to eat crap and have many health problems which again costs bundles. is it time to legalise all substances. my view is simply yes...- graysblue
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- booze ched cos fags flog laden lucrative premises schools
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- Forum: Homer's Bar