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  1. Mad Cyril

    Christian names

    My wife is due to give birth in August. Has anyone else named their offspring after one of their heroes? I have suggested the following....... Tesfaye Freddy Stanley Che Regis Nzamba ....and received nothing but knockbacks. Suggestions?
  2. Mad Cyril

    Christian names

    My wife is due to give birth in August. Has anyone else named their offspring after one of their heroes? I have suggested the following....... Tesfaye Freddy Stanley Che Regis Nzamba ....and received nothing but knockbacks. Suggestions?

  3. Am pi$$ed

    UP the football league we go Champions champiuons who put the ball in the scunbthorpe net goater goater if you all went to bradford all went to brad ford all went tpo brad fipord clap your hands clap clpa I went for a drink toniter to celeabrate my daughters birth and what a night we ate...

  4. new shrimper

    on saturday morning at 7.55am my other half gave birth to lovely baby girl weighing 8pounds 4. I missed the scunthorpe game but who cares! still got to Col******r game tho. So that is another shrimper for the future!!
  5. shrimptank

    New Shrimper

    Congratulations to Wardy and his partner - the delectable Heather - on the birth of their daughter this morning! Not a lot of details to give, but i'm sure he will update when he can!!! Another future member of the Family Stand Season Ticket Clan

  6. Am going!

    During the week i posted i could have a spare ticket if my girlfriend gave birth on friday, well she did'nt. Am now off to the game with phone in hand to cheer on the mighty blues. If i get a call in the second half should i go or stay till the end? Lets beat them t%$&*rs
  7. canada shrimper

    new canada shrimper

    I am happy to let everyone know that at 6.10 last night the wife gave birth to a beautiful baby girl weighing in at 7lbs11ozs.mother and baby are doing well, but the father is not sure if he will be around for the game tomorrow but he will try his best.If not i will be wearing my orange shirt to...

  8. 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die

    Just heard about this book that was published late last year - some strange choices and (IMHO) some glaring ommisions. That said, I own 293 of these and have heard a further 108 giving me a respectable total of 401. To be honest, dying would be a favourable option to hearing most of the others...
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    • 1955 abdullah adverts airplane alice amos ancient anto apollo arcade artists assorted barrett beastie beatles beefheart beggars bends billie birth blades blues blur bolt bowie breakers brubeck buildings cherry cohen connor coral costello cowboy crowded culture cure curtis dagmar damned daw depeche differences disposable divine dolls donald duck dury dylan elton eva evans explosion fields fighters flash fur gabriel gods greetings harlem harrison headed heaven heron hms hollywood hypocrisy inch incredible invention iron isaac jane janet jansch jimi jorge joshua jungle jurassic killers kiss lang laura league lenny linkin liquid lonely louis madman mania maria marquee mask mccartney mcqueen meat mercury metal michel milton mister mondays morrissey nails nico nile nirvana norah notorious oasis outta para parliament parsons peppers pharcyde physical pills portishead presley prima primal prodigy published radiohead raiders rees releases rises rock rolling roses roxy rubber rubén runners san sarah screaming seeds shankar sings smashing smokers solomon spiders stereo stones straits sunshine tank tapes taught teardrop teenage tito tortoise toys tracy travels travis turbo twelve unknown urban vale vauxhall venus verve vines wax wes wings wish womack youth zombies
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Matt the Shrimp

    Winter Olympics

    So, with the Winter Olympics coming up, what will everyone be watching... or does the snow and ice leave you cold? (Pardon the pun) As I've discovered, there is now a reason to watch the speed skating - Anni Friesinger's thrups. Marvellous.  I also rediscover my Canadian passport and...

  10. 100 Days to the Centenary

    On 19 May 1906, a meeting was held at the Blue Boar and the team we all love, Southend United FC, was born. In 100 days time Southend United will be due it's telegram from The Queen to celebrate 100 years since it's birth. However, with 100 days to go it would seem to Joe Public that -...
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    • birth hall nada roots roots hall sausage southend southend united suprise
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. Uncle Leo

    Sol Campbell

    After the demise of his football career Sol Campbell trains to become a vet. On his first day he is called out to a local farm where two cows and two horses are about to give birth. The first cow goes into a lengthy labour, meanwhile within minutes of each other the two horses go into labour...

  12. New striker, new rumour

    ... Matt Harrold Squad Number:   20 Playing Position:   Forward First Club:   Harlow Town Date Of Birth:   25th July 1984 Age:   21 Previous Club:   Brentford Yeovil Town Debut:   9th August 2005 Nickname/Chant:   Harry   Matt Harrold is a tall powerful centre forward who joined Yeovil Town...
  13. Interpol Shrimper

    SUFC Exiles

    Seeing as there's a precedent of posting new arrivals on here, I just wanted to announce the birth of my daughter. Grace Jessica Reade born yesterday morning at 01:39, 6lb5oz. Beautiful with big blue eyes & lots of black hair as well as big feet like Dad! She will be educated into...

  14. Addition to the family....

    Just thought I'd let you all know that Nicki (the missus) gave birth to baby Benjamin at 3.01pm Friday (sorry for delay, been in hospital most of the time). Baby weighed it at...... wait for it..... 10lb 6 Yep - little fat bugger, just like his old man. All doing well and hopefully they...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Smiffy

    New Shrimper

    I would like to proudly announce the birth of the latest Southend United supporter... Beautiful baby boy Oliver Smith was born at 00:53 this morning at Southend General, weighing in at 8lb 8oz... Mum and Olly doing fine. Dad totally over the moon... Roll on his first game, if dad can...
  16. Westcliff Shrimper

    Southend United - The Next Generation

    I have the pleasure of announcing that the lovely girlfriend of TommyTwoHoles gave birth to a bouncing, baby boy last Wednesday. 7lb 12oz, mother and baby doing very well. Father still in a state of shock Has been named Thomas George Chamberlain.... and will be making his debut at a...
  17. Xàbia Shrimper

    One Hundred Albums ...

    Interesting nominations at www.jaguaro.org A few "eyebrow raisers": Nirvana - Nevermind "Yeah, yeah - I realize that this is the one that broke grunge's doors wide open and made Seattle a place to be reckoned with. Are we sure that's good? At best, Nevermind is an...
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    • archives ard birth california ead hasn heaven joshua music nirvana peppers politically religious remove rock second coming socks substance tattoos triumph
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  18. Friday

    Joke 1: Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the...
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  19. Smiffy

    Promotion/Play-Offs Points tally...

    Yes i know theres still 10 games to go, and nothing is certain until its mathematically proven... but how many points do you think we need for a). A Play-Off birth and b). Automatic promotion?... Id say if we could win 4 out of the last 10 that in theory should be enough for a place in the...

  20. Beckham Baby III

    Victoria and David Beckham are celebrating the birth of their third son, who they have named Cruz. The couple said they were "delighted" after a caesarean section delivery in Madrid at 1040 local time (0940 GMT) on Sunday 20 February. The baby weighed 7lb (3.2kg). The Real Madrid...
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