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  1. Winkle

    Can Big poos hurt?

    My mate at work, " big al " reckons that he had a dump yesterday morning and is still feeling the after affects, especially when sitting down! He keeps moaning that he was on it massively over the weekend , only eating carbs and stuff with the odd 25 pints of your finest kronnie, and basically...
  2. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...
    • scrounger
    • Thread
    • ber bert bin birth chickens complicated contractors degree filed gulf immigrant jobs laden minister money olds passports prime renewing sandy wish
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Davros

    I was dropped at birth..

    http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=8211775 Feck me, some1 call social services!

  4. Why Al Gore is bad for the planet

    Did you know that the Live Earth concert to "save the planet" released more Co2 into the atmosphere than every 4x4 in America? Or that estrogen from birth control and "morning after" pills is causing male fish across the world to develop female sex organs - and that environmentalists, who are...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
    • Thread
    • aids atmosphere ban birth cert develop didn disease hanks pills truths
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. Ulysses

    When was the last time you cried?

    Had my first weepy session in several years last night. I heard that my friends baby only survived 1 1/2 days after the birth after getting a fatal infection shortly after birth. Came as a total shock to me as i saw the pictures. Just wanted to know when was the last time people here cried. I...
  6. Bob Cratchitt

    Come Watch ShrimperZone F.C. I in their first ever Cup Final

    On Sunday 20th April 2008, ShrimperZone F.C. I's will be taking on Kingsfield Casuals 2nds at Burroughs Park, Great Wakering at 2.30pm. The clubhouse will be open and it would be very good to see as many SZ.com posters come over to support the team. Regardless of misconceptions in the past...
    • Bob Cratchitt
    • Thread
    • admission birth charging cliff cup fa cup foo ive joi league spread suppor support wish
    • Replies: 79
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  7. Blueeyedboy

    Mulgrew on Tuesday

    Says on the OS that Charlie Mulgrew played the entire 90 mins whilst his missus was in labour at Chelmsford hospital. I was already impressed with his performance, but due respect to him for playing like that considering what was going on. Also says that he made it in time for the birth...
  8. BLUEBLOOD

    London Times Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense

    'Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when...
    • BLUEBLOOD
    • Thread
    • ant beloved birth cup discretion esses faul following fur joi lived reliable schools teacher teachers unruly
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. The Flying Scotsman

    How many names is too many?

    Chaps, Again I come to you all for advice. Tomorrow I will be heading to the civic centre to register the birth of my son who we have decided to call "William David Gracie". But the other day the missus suggested we add in the name of her Dad into the middle so that it would be "William David...
  10. Richard_Cadette

    A New Shrimper is on it's way.......

    Afternoon Ladies and Gents, I can happily report today that Mrs Cadette will be giving birth to a baby boy (Richard Cadette Junior if you will!) in early December! Another Shrimper on it's way I am pleased to say - I mean it would have been a Shrimperette had it of been a Girl but there is...
  11. pickledseal

    Blood Type...

    How can you find this out? I just called my GPs and they were most unhelpful! THe guy suggested that it *may* be on my birth certificate, but didn't know as he was American! He then I needed to get it done privately....
  12. callan

    Family Budget negotiations in stalemate.

    Mrs C has today ended negotiations over our Family Budget, she came to me at the begining of the Month requesting an increase in her monthly funds for housekeeping, as according to her the costs of running the house have risen ''sharply'' over the last year. Now as she well knows I'm not a chap...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • begining behaviour birth cos fags havent money wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Xàbia Shrimper

    Naps a dad?!

    Just had a weird text from "Paul and Laura" announcing the birth of their daughter; assume it's Naps? If so, ENHORABUENA! If not ... who the feck is "Paul and Laura"?!
  14. Flinty

    Will we Survive the drop.The answer is.......

    We most definately can............. Been bored this evening so i have plotted on excel the remaining fixtures of the bottom 9 clubs home and away. Allocating points based on form and home / away records i have come up with a projected Final Table. What I haven't done is looked at the dates of...
  15. overseas shrimper

    Another Shrimper is born!

    Another Shrimper was born today at 1.40pm (CET). Mrs. OS gave birth to a baby boy weighing in at 7lb 3oz. Both mother and baby doing well. Is this SUFC related? Of course it is. The supporter base has just gone up by one and the Malta Shrimper branch has grown considerably.
  16. C C Csiders

    My visit to the Doctors

    Firstly, I apologise in advance for sharing this with you (you may feel it too much information!). However, I now feel I know, in a virtual sense, you all on here. Indeed, for what I am about to shar e with you, I could say that I have shared the SZ urinal with you with DtS one side...
    • C C Csiders
    • Thread
    • ancient bandage belong birth booing categories caused deed didn dts economy failing filed flashing foo hidden knob overhead pain shared
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  17. KrustyTheKray

    Website suggestion needed!

    Hi there folks, i'm currently on the hunt for some good websites to see what famous people were born on my Son's date of birth (5th September 2006). Also what events happened etc, and what happened on the day he was born etc. I know The Arctic Monkeys won the mercury music prize the...
  18. J

    The suspects

    • J
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    • abdullah birth ley mohammed
    • Replies: 25
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  19. sufcintheprem

    Ricketts' OS stats

    Now, I have to admit that I've not seen the lad but unless he has had some massive fitness programme or illness since I last saw him, I seriously don't believe the height/weight stats on the OS. Name: Michael Ricketts Nationality: English Date of Birth: 04/12/1978 Height: 6&#39...
  20. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Family & Junior Season Tickets

    I am unclear from the application form (the one picked up from the ground on Saturday) re what they require for ID. Basically I want to renew my family season ticket and purchase an additional child season ticket. I assume proof of ID is NOT needed for adults (ie. only the juniors)? I believe...
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