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  1. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you're a squaddie when ...

    Anyone who is currently serving and has served in the past should be able to identify with many of these certain 'traits'; sadly I do! You know you've been Defence institutionalised (made military) when... You use target indication to point out hot chicks. You use the term 'chicks' You...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
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    • acronyms army bin boiled chef chop conversation cooking disposable dramas dribble eaten eating edged indication iron military money nobody officers pace patrol physically prepared properly repeated rolling shaving shirt signals steel tank voice
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. callan

    Useless Kitchen appliances

    To cut a long story short last thursday after debating what to have for our tea, I decided that we would have 'proper chips' rather than oven chips. The Missus agreed to this but pointed out that it was possible we didnt have a deep fat frier but if we had one it would be in the useless kitchen...
    • callan
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    • appliances bin didn didnt donald duck loft oven spin tents twelve wasn
    • Replies: 35
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. DTS

    Films that you really looked forward too but were total let downs.

    Yesterday after a spot of lunch with my mate "The Pilot" and our respective Mrs, Mrs DtS and I decided that we would get a DVD to rid ourselves of the bordem that is Sunday afternoon TV. I have been desperate to see Zodiac - A film a bout the San Francisco area Zodiac Killer dating back to the...
    • DTS
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    • bin blockbuster bout copies dts ive san sausage teenage
    • Replies: 51
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  4. I DO not belive it...Snow already :(

    I have just been out side to put the bin out and there is a light falling of snow................ in September, would you adam and eve it. I so missing living in costa Del Essex
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
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    • bin cos costa essex
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. pickledseal

    SUFC on tour in Ethiopia - an update!

    Evening guys, Really sorry but internet is slow out here - its running REALLY fast this evening and it has still taken nearly 20 mins to get on and then fianlly logon! Still having an amazing time out here - although suffered a bout of gastric-flue which was not so nice (always bad when you...
    • pickledseal
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    • bin bout didn eastwood ell foo gas hanks inbox larger remove spread suppor support
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  6. West Stand

    I havnt been in the West Stand for years.. In fact the last time I was in there the old South bank was still standing..Since the demise of the North bank its all been East stand with the occasional trip to the South upper.. Now is it worth making a one off trip back for Weds friendly.. and most...
  7. Winkle

    Are we losing the " GREAT" in Great Britain?

    Having not posted anything at all meaning full over the past few weeks, am I to beleive we are loosing our identity as a country? If some how It is just me then I apologise profusely right now, but I am sick to death of do gooders ,mamby pamby politicans and worst of all, these people (convicts)...
    • Winkle
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    • bin ched esses fried jehovah oxford posted sparrow
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  8. Beth Orton Poster

    Found an old poster that seems a shame to chuck in the bin (I remember ripping it off of the Union Chapel wall in Islington :D!) Beth Orton, Friday 11th April (1996 I reckon). If anyone wants it, PM me and I'll post it free of charge.
  9. Kenny

    Good Post Mortem of our season

    Borrowed this from the yahoo list (with the original authors permission). This guy used to contribute to the SUFC fanzines in the 90's. ps: Didn't realise the Railway was showing the West Ham game on Saturday!!!! ------------ This was probably my sixth/seventh relegation so, as well as...
    • Kenny
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    • adjustment beast bin claiming contribute didn disappearing displays dru eastwood especially essex following foo illegally irons pain plaster punching reliable remembering seventh suppor wes
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  10. I'm not a plastic bag

    hopefully all the stupid bints will then think to suffocate themselves with one.. fecking sheep.
    • Pubey
    • Thread
    • bin fecking
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  11. Help, Women Advise

    Hi All, Well this may sound really stupid, but i have caused myself some hassle at home with the missus. I have been on Myspace for a while, then a female adds me, and says hi how are you we used to go senior school together etc. Well back in the day, i would of done anything to bed this said...
    • Jaydeaa
    • Thread
    • adds bin caused hassle wouldn
    • Replies: 90
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. CC51DAS

    Spy shots of Donogood in training today

  13. The Case of Corringham.

    I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out. We ended up dating for awhile...
    • Cricko2
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    • bath bedroom bin dentists didn didnt escort flame ist lived ploys
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  14. Smiffy

    Reclaiming Bank Charges.....

    Has anyone read the articles in the tabloids, and thinking of reclaiming the charges placed on their accounts for unpaid direct debits, unauthorised overdrafts etc etc??.. I am currently in the process of claiming back a substantial amount from Barclays myself, and know of several people who...
  15. Ron Manager

    Sounds good doesn't it?

    Go here - http://asp.readspeaker.net/cgi-bin/rsxt/861421601052300/goto/en/http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/s/southend_utd/6296215.stm - highlight the text in the article and click on 'Read Text' in the top left hand corner. It sounds great :D

  16. Tuesday Update

    Can Be Found Here Doing OK, but keep playing everyone, no slacking now!

  17. Monday Again!

    Go Here to Remind Yourselves What You Should Have Been Doing!

  18. Our European Adventure

    As promised, details of last week, and a request, Can Be Found Here.

  19. Play for your Club - IN THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE

    All Details Here.
    • Shrimp in a Kilt
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    • bin
    • Replies: 21
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Play for your Club - IN THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE

    All Details Here.
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