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  1. pringlejon

    I'm fed up

    I'm fed up today, not with the team, but with the people who keep saying that if we keep playing like this they want their season ticket back. We won our first game of the season against supposed promotion contenders and had one albeit very poor game against a poor team due mainly to the Bailey...
  2. Zone Update The ShrimperZone Merchandise Shop 2008/09

    Whilst we are still making changes to the Zone and waiting to have a different type of shop sorted, these are the items we are selling this year to raise funds for the Zone I would like to thank Lawrence Austin from the Zone for taking the Photograph's and Sam (Southend Lady) and Sarah...
  3. scrounger

    Maggots in hand

    Not something you come across every day... Click here
  4. Monkey Hanger Needs Help

    (apart from the obvious help!) Hi there, Hartlepool fan here :support: First of all, congratulations to whoever is responsible for the sufcdb site if that person posts on here. Excellent piece of work. :clap: I wonder if you will be able to help me with something (don't worry, this isn't...
  5. callan

    Interview with a Zoner - part 3.

    Our third interview is with J, a man who has had many guises on on SZ over the years and yet is probably an enigma to most., so lets find out more about him. ----------------------------------------- Q. You've had many zone bans over the years but these days you seem seem to court less...
  6. scrounger

    Passport Application letter

    Don't you wish that you had written this? Subject: Passport Application Dear Minister, I'm in the process of renewing my passport but I am a total loss to understand or believe the hoops I am being asked to jump through. How is it that Bert Smith of T.V. Rentals Basingstoke has my address...
  7. * ORM *

    Mugabe

    Other than Oil - can someone please explain the difference between Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden and Robert Mugabe and why we only seem to be pursuing military options in two of the three cases (Iraq rather than the original obviously) Incidentally I was at an event last night and got...
  8. MK's randomly occuring Wednesday Indie Club

    In a return to the lynchpin of Shrimperzone ;) here's todays offering: Named after an Episode of The Goon Show, this band utilised two bass guitars to produce their unique sound. From the "Stourbridge" scene that bought us Mega City 4, PWEI and The Senseless Things here's Neds Atomic Dustbin...
  9. J

    Iraq/Afghanistan

    Ok, i will warn you now, this is gonna be a long post. It has all originated from a lengthy discussion i had today when i was at lunch with one of my best mates. He's just come back from his 2nd tour of Afghan and has done 1 tour in Iraq. He has been in the army 4 years, so pretty much has had 6...
  10. C C Csiders

    Jobs

    In searching for a job for when my redundancy hits on 31 July I am please to say that I have found the job for me on the Total Jobs Essex website. It is the 11th job down on this page and is at Felsted School. Others on here may also be interested. I suspect I shall find stiff competition from...
  11. The Ting Tings

    Have the potential to go down as, quite possibly, the single most annoying group of the 21st century. Watching the TV today and they've plagued the adverts trying to sell their new album, and i'm already plotting a massacre. I couldn't give a f*ck what, or what not your name is, Just stop...
  12. Celebrity that you would most like to Smack in the mouth!!

    I would imagine this bint will get the most posts so will get her out the way Give reasons if you want...........I don't think that i need to with this one!!
  13. Yer Blues

    FAO Beatles Fans

    Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce the Global DVD Release of 'All Together Now' on June 24 Apple Corps Ltd., Cirque du Soleil and EMI Music Announce The Global DVD Release Of 'ALL TOGETHER NOW' On June 24. PICTURED, FROM LEFT TO RIGHT: Yoko Ono Lennon, Sir George...
  14. Slipperduke

    Trouble In Merseyside

    They say that lightning doesn’t strike twice, but with momentum growing at both ends of Stanley Park, it looks like now might be a good time to run for cover. Everton are more than capable of finishing fourth and, at the same time, no-one would be surprised if Liverpool snaffled a sixth European...
  15. fredheim_holm

    Paypal help

    I'm thinking of setting up a paypal account as I want to sell a few ps3 games. Just looking at this page and saw that there is a withdrawal fee for the UK. What exactly does that mean? Is it when you've added funds to your account, but you want to take these back out and put them in your bank...
  16. Free Anti-Virus?

    It appears some bint i let use my laptop has managed to put a few Back door trojans on my laptop as well as stupid levels of spyware. Now, i was sent to a link to download some Anti Virus software that found everything malicious, then when i went to remove everything it told me that i could for...
  17. Winkle

    A new sentian being!

    "Hello" I thought waking up this afternoon after a nice night at work, yawning and turning over I stuck an oblivitory finger in my belly button and felt something weird! You see I have quite a deep belly button with quite a large girth area and usually when sticking my finger in it I can reach...
  18. Kent Shrimper

    Team of the Week

  19. Benji91

    Family Roots

    So the other night i was talking to the missus and abusing the Jocko's for being useless at pretty much everything, when she told me to shut up as she is half scottish (her dad is a jocko). I argued that as she was born in Rochford she is English and should count herself lucky, but she would let...
  20. Xàbia Shrimper

    You know you live in Spain when ...

    1) You think adding lemonade, fanta or even coke to red wine is perfectly acceptable. Especially at lunch time. 2) You can't get over how early bars & clubs shut back home - surely they're shutting just as you should be going out? 3) You aren't just surprised that the plumber/decorator has...
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