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behaviour

  1. Lord Football

    The Youth of Today

    When I awoke yesterday, Sky News were running stories on the behaviour of the youth in this country. They were discussing a buzz box system that only youngsters can hear. One person was even advocating the execution of children in extreme cases. I left for work bewildered at how adults can treat...
  2. Napster

    Ricky Otto and Bart Griemink

    POSH DIARY: Former Posh star still enjoying a life of crime ON PROBATION: Only this time Ricky Otto works for the service. « Previous « PreviousNext » Next » View Gallery AS new occupations for former footballers go, Ricky Otto's role as a probation officer is one of the most unlikely. In...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • ban behaviour bible ched criminal degree enjoyed flooding foo headed ley officer privilege probation taxi
    • Replies: 9
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  3. mosquito ultrasonic noise device

    Below is an article on the new "mosquito ultrasonic noise device" that is apparently only audible to 25 years and under (approx), It omits a high pitch noise that is painful to the ears but supposed to be harmless. It has be designed to disperse young people that are hanging around areas were...
    • Aberdeen Shrimper
    • Thread
    • acquired acted approx behaviour brough candidate caused ched combined cos crows didn district effectiveness exactly experiment fixed hasn hassle insect installed journal norton officer olds parts remotely representative revealing richmond schools shire somewhere stalled sting surrounding systems taylor tone tools towns units versions woy
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. McLovin

    Youth Team Setting A Good Example

    Although there wasnt any punches thrown, should our players set a bad example liek this and get away with it! This is just thugish behaviour egging each other on to fight i hope someone can bring this to the clubs attention and deal with the players properly like a fine of some sort. Have a...
  5. Slipperduke

    A Christmas Tale

    They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • aires ard awkward ban bath behaviour carols caused chocolate cos didn disease disorderly eating executed foo formations fur hassle heaven joi league military neighbours political professor properly qui seized shun somewhere supply touched wasn wives
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. Ulysses

    Christmas Lunch Story

    I work in a large straight office environment in the middle of the city. Anyway yesterday we had our christmas lunch in the staff canteen. All 8 people i work with were in attendance including a contractor that had been working with us for about 2 months. Anyway we start queuing for food and a...
    • Ulysses
    • Thread
    • barges behaviour eating fallen fro leftovers loud mis thrown
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  7. Napster

    Legal warning, for future reference

    Not that I'm sure any of us need it, but this was in the Guardian today Warning to abusive bloggers as judge tells site to reveal names · Football fans may face expensive libel claims · Defamation lawyers see growth area in cyberspace Clare Dyer, legal editor The Guardian Monday October 22...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • abusive anonymous ant applies behaviour bloggers cases chief defamation featuring foo growth postings proving ran representing selfish significant solicitors walls websites
    • Replies: 27
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  8. Grayson

    Voting Behaviour Questionnaire

    Hi everyone, next week I'm starting a Government & Politics A-Level and, as preparation, have been asked to find out the voting behaviour of 10 people. It would be very much appreciated if some of you kind SZ'ers could assist me in obtaining the information by answering my questionnaire. I...
  9. Einstein

    Monday's Burning Question - Stag Do's?

    Well as some of you may know, our Statski is getting married next month and many of us trundled upto Liverpool on Friday for what turned out to be excellent (booze fuelled) weekend. Obviously, over the course of the weekend, there were hundreds of (drunken) conversations about the weird and...
    • Einstein
    • Thread
    • ant behaviour booze dru fuelled liverpool scheduled ski
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Slipperduke

    Barry Fry and The Great Escape

    I'm meeting up with Barry Fry this lunchtime to chat about The Great Escape of 1993 for my forthcoming book, Football Fables, which I haven't plugged nearly enough yet. Naturally, I'll be covering his arrival at the club, the hopeless task, the behaviour of Stan Collymore, the ridiculous turn...
  11. callan

    Family Budget negotiations in stalemate.

    Mrs C has today ended negotiations over our Family Budget, she came to me at the begining of the Month requesting an increase in her monthly funds for housekeeping, as according to her the costs of running the house have risen ''sharply'' over the last year. Now as she well knows I'm not a chap...
    • callan
    • Thread
    • begining behaviour birth cos fags havent money wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 20
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  12. * ORM *

    Parliament

    Seeing the behaviour of MP's in question time today I felt embarrassed to be English. What the **** are we paying all these pr!icks for ? Certainly not to sit there point scoring and playing ner-nicky-ner-ner surely ? How the hell does this look to outsiders ? Could our overseas correspondents...
    • * ORM *
    • Thread
    • behaviour nursery outsiders parliament
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  13. Slipperduke

    Txt spk: Hlp pls!

    I've been given a rather tricky commission by one of my clients today and I need a bit of help. I have to write a text message conversation between Rafa Benitez and Carlo Ancellotti for a kids football magazine and I'm a bit stumped. I'm probably the only person in the UK who uses proper...
  14. Bob Cratchitt

    Battrick FLSA Cup - Quarter Finals

    Best Behaviour CCC v Brianstoke Batters Brianstoke Batters won the toss and elected to field. Pitch: Flat And that's the end of the match. Brianstoke Batters won by 8 wickets. Best Behaviour CCC 69-10 Brianstoke Batters 75-2...

  15. The Financial Cost Of Relegation

    unlike some of the idiots on here, who think for some reason we are going keep crowds of 7,000 despite the obvious reduction in away fans, the real truth is we will be lucky to get 5,000 a game next season, as again this team may just about finish 12th in the league, thats going to mean a...

  16. Naughty Tilly ... but not very

    "Steve Tilson, Manager, Southend United FC Southend United FC v Barnsley FC FA Cup 3rd Round, 06 January 2007 Admitted breach of FA Rule E3 – abusive and/or insulting words and/or behaviour towards a Match Official Result: Fined £50 and warned as to future conduct" Given the penalty, it was...

  17. Leeds United - at Roots hall - lets get serious...

    Looking forward to a great game and enjoying seeing the famous Leeds United and their famously noisy and committed supporters. Looking forward to some wicked banter and an electric atmoshere - Hopefully the beautiful game has progressed beyond having threats of meaningless violence associated...
    • Rayleigh boy
    • Thread
    • afghanistan atmoshere ban behaviour concrete cos ead foo hall meaningless noisy roots scum souls suitable suppor threats town toy
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  18. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Do we have a lucky run-in?

    Luck is what we have been missing for the first half of the season. Since Xmas we have had at last at least an even share. But it is not only about the run of the ball, it is about when you play someone. For instance, I would not wish to play Coventry now but when we went to their place at Xmas...
  19. Uncle Leo

    Sweetcorn with a Sunday roast

    DtS seems to think this is acceptable behaviour. Is he correct?

  20. Thugs Ruined Our Day

    I know there have been threads re; the abuse from Spurs fans on Saturday, but our day was ruined by thugs in our ranks. I should be able to take my son to away matches without exposing him to aggressive and abusive behaviour. If anyone reading this was involved in such behaviour, then shame on...
    • Stodge
    • Thread
    • abusing abusive attract behaviour blocks compared competitive dedicated effectiveness elderly following ful hall icke ickets introduced loud minority probable roots suppor support
    • Replies: 44
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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