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  1. Uncle Leo

    Shepherd's Bush Shrimper's Scunny Report

    Apologies for the delay with this one. Makes less depressing reading than reports of our humping in Bristol though.... It’s fair to say that the North Lincolnshire and East Yorkshire region is not a happy hunting ground for us Shrimpers. We very rarely seem to pick up points at the lovely...
    • Uncle Leo
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    • amazed avec behaviour blowing boarded cas ched continued correspondent discover following grab hall hattrick headed hideous iron lauren league matched neighbours pathe retail roots shire souls spells story… substitute superb taxi town trek venues
    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  2. fast food to be outlawed?

    just watched the news and some council have banned fast food outlets from certain areas. i agree 100% kids scoff on this crap far too much,gaining weight poor fitness and probably alter their behaviour. grays town centre has far too many,add out of town eateries ie macdonalds ect ect...
  3. Lord Football

    Colchester Reported

    Reading my own forum, I am seeing Stockport fans incensed at Colchester's behaviour today. 21 fouls, 4 yellows and they are screaming about two "definite send offs". Local Radio in that part of the world are report that Stockport have reported two of the tackles by Colchester players to the...
  4. Slipperduke

    Letter To Ashley

    After trawling through Mike Ashley's emotional 1664 word press release, Slipperduke has a few questions for him.... "I paid £134 million out of my own pocket for the club. I then poured another £110 million into the club not to pay off the debt but just to reduce it. The club is still in...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • afford army attract behaviour boardroom brough caused cos crack danish dealings dedicated developer didn engine exactly fallen hadn individuals league qui reduce remove suspicious tasks unknown wasn wouldn
    • Replies: 2
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  5. Slipperduke

    Bye Bye Thaksin

    Everyone expects a rush of transfer activity on deadline day, but even the most seasoned of observers would have been surprised to see an entire football club change hands yesterday. Only Manchester City could provide such drama, but the joy felt by its supporters today is tinged with sadness...

  6. Further evidence of Col Utd idiots

    I've never been one to indulge in the "inbred", "carrot crunching A12 *****" abuse that's sometimes dished out on here. But I must come on and report some very unsavoury behaviour from two of our friends from Cuckoo Farm, at the Chelmsford Beer Festival on Saturday night. Noticing dark clouds...
    • bluearmy1
    • Thread
    • behaviour blah conversation deed didn dru encourage fur hall provoked ran roots shirt stereo unsavoury wore
    • Replies: 34
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. New car tax bands

    With the new tax bands looming, and looming for all cars, not just newer ones, here is a useful tax-band calculator so you can find out just how much less your car is going to be worth when you are paying £450 tax on it. :stunned: Parkers Tax Guide This has got to be one of the stupidest...
  8. Ricey

    Public Apology: Drunken Behaviour.

    I have just had a sift through all the drivel I posted last night in the 'Live Chat Thread' and would like to make a public apology for my drunken antics. A special apology to Ken cause I got the slight impression you were getting a bit fed up of my posts and were close to banning me. I am...
    • Ricey
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    • ban behaviour dru posted
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  9. Southend_Lady

    Men and Women behaviours

    After having a brief debate with ESB on the Sex in the City Film thread, it is clear that men and women both act very differently. What I have always wondered is, is this due to the genetic make up of a man and woman's bodys' or is it down to peer pressure, media, social groups etc? For...
    • Southend_Lady
    • Thread
    • behaviour emotion gender gene ops unacceptable wouldn
    • Replies: 61
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. Lester Bangs

    This boards gone mental

    So... I've been away from my keyboard for one week and I come back hoping to have a catch up with various witty threads but it seems that all hells broken lose. Bannings, unpleasant behaviour and locked threads being the norm and the happy banter of a few weeks ago seem to be very few and far...

  11. Unusual downloading behaviour

    I downloaded two songs on limewire last night, 'Sleeping Satellite' by Tasmin Archer and 'User Friendly' by Marilyn Manson (the one with that great lyric 'I'm not in love but I wanna f@ck you til somebody better comes along'). Does this show me to be a man of fascinating but eclectic taste? Or...
    • Bentley's Absurd Gait
    • Thread
    • behaviour clinging eclectic loading youth
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  12. Just got back

    To my girlfriend's house in Liverpool. First brief impressions: crap game, unimaginative attempts at playing football with intermittent quick forays forward with no real end result (from both sides). The major news has to be Bailey's headbutt on Macca. Exactly what happened and what blows...
    • Suomi Shrimper
    • Thread
    • avoided bac ban behaviour briefly caused continued exactly following foo headed liverpool stepped tunnel
    • Replies: 37
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. steveo

    Video Evidence

    He slapped his face. Fair enough, he will probably get a red card punishment The thing that annoys me is why dont they use video evidence to punish the cheats? Did anyone see Gerards pathetic attempt to get a penalty against Blackburn? Absolutely disgraceful. If the FA started banning players...
  14. Slipperduke

    'You'll Never Walk Alone'

    The parties went on long into the night. For the third time in four seasons, Liverpool were through to the final four of Europe's most prestigious competition. Rafa Benitez had asked and the Anfield faithful had provided. The old stadium was rocked on its foundations by the noisy supporters and...
  15. Slipperduke

    Javier Mascherano

    Javier Mascherano could not have contributed more to Manchester United’s victory without latching onto a Paul Scholes through-ball and rocketing it past Pepe Reina. So far this season, the Argentine midfielder has been the perfect example of a modern, defensive midfielder, but this weekend he...
  16. Hawkwell Blue

    Duguid - At it Again

    Not sure if this has been mentioned elsewhere but I see our friendly alleged cheat was at it again during Col U's game with Cardiff. When Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink went through on the 'keeper Duguid wasted no time in getting involved. He was jabbing his finger at the ref and at Hasselbaink in an...
  17. BoyWonder2

    An Apology

    I would just like to apologise to the women, young children and any males who where offended by my language last night in the East Reds. Around the 87th/88th minute something like that, I shouted out that Colin Calderwood was a c**t. A word I use alot at work, but something I don't say all the...
  18. Slipperduke

    Gallas Is A Girl

    Arsenal’s season has been thrown into jeopardy by the loss of Eduardo to a horrific injury, but that may be only the start of their problems. The loss of William Gallas to a disturbing and hysterical breakdown may be even more costly. Eduardo, as good as he was, was just a player. Gallas is...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • adverts appearing athlete behave behaviour ched chooses cos dimi emmanuel especially hideous hulk incredible ish jeopardy jury liverpool nicolas screaming serial tan thrown worthy
    • Replies: 6
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  19. Slipperduke

    Arsenal rue missed chances

    How can two goalless draws be so different? Chelsea’s blank with Olympiakos on Wednesday morning was so desperately dull that it could have come straight from Dante’s sixth circle. This, though, was so different. Still no goals to write about, but it was never anything less than pulsating. Only...
  20. Matt the Shrimp

    The fbm report - Millwall

    Folks, As I'm not quite sure what time I'll get back tonight in order to post this on the front page, it is not fair to deny fbm his readership - or to deny you his pearls of wisdom - so here is the fbm report for the Millwall game, which will hopefully go up on the front page tonight. * * * *...
    • Matt the Shrimp
    • Thread
    • acquired amused appalling barnard behaviour blocks bound cases concede discussed divide eva evans exactly fa cup followers fro gran groundsman hall itself jury liverpool millwal mistakes money pace pathe pres qui references remembering roots similar singing socks superb tender
    • Replies: 12
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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