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JUST SEEN THE STATE OF THE PITCH!
Went down the ground today to get a few bits from the shop and couldnt resist having a look at the pitch. So i walked in through the north east emergency gate expecting to see some growth on the hallowed turf and i was shocked to see nothing...nothing at all ! Just a topsoil mix with lots of...- northbankblue
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- bath grass growth mix shoots tear
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Family Fortunes
The following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes" Name something a blind person might use - a sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon. Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A...- Matt the Shrimp
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- bath bathroom bon cooking cowboy engine following moon topping torch walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A rare Friday night out for Mrs ORM
Due to a train fatality near Rayleigh Mrs ORM was forced to pick up yours truly from Wickford. Apparently it was suicide. One of the C2C mob was so depressed that the services on their line had been fully restored. Turfed out at Wickford along with the usual "helpful" information...- * ORM *
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- bath buses lloyds restored swim
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The fbm view and ratings
Southend blasted Brentford apart in front of over 10,000 fans at Roots Hall to storm back to the top of league one. In the past, Blues have normally suffered stage fright on such occasions but it became evident as soon as the players ran out onto the pitch that they were pumped up for this one...- fbm
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- ant bath bentley blues brooker combined didn eastwood ford fro hall jury league league one ley mile occasions ran rate roots roots hall ruled southend spat suing superb wasn wes whimper
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Late night dodgy joke....
2 nuns in the bath and one says to the other "where's the soap?". And the other replies, "It does, doesnt it?" Anyone get this straight off? Takes a while to get.....- West Country Shrimper
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- bath doesnt uns
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Today's silly & clean joke of the day
Two monkeys in the zoo are running a bath. One monkey says "oooo oooohhh aaa aaaahhhhh" His mate looks at him and says........ "Put some more cold water in it, you fool, if it's too hot!"- Matt the Shrimp
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- aaa bath
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Our players
I was wondering the other day in the bath, how good are our players, and what level do you think they could actualy play at?? Is there any you think that really stand out and could play championship or even Premier$hite standard?? Or do you think some would struggle if they wernt in the...- silentshrimper
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- bath deliveries premier
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Swindon v SUFC fans banter...
What do the Swindon fans think about this game? I fancy a SUFC win, 2-1! The goat and gray to score. Who should we look out for on the Swindon side? Message 2 - posted by HOROZONTALHARRY, 21 Hours Ago Saddlers fan here, in peace. We played Swindon on Saturday. Their best player was the...- Guest
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- ban bath bbc caused continued cos ead eastwood enjoyed followings ful goa hall hanks hasn icke ickets joi league league two lived mark gower money oxford posted predictio properly ridiculously rock roots roots hall rugby shrimpers singing somewhere southend steve tilson stopped sufc suppor taylor town triumph wes wish wouldn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Uncle Jacques
Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...- Spaceman Spiff
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- bake bath belfast cigarettes curtis ditty eating res wasn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Uncle Jacques
Just for M Chirac, hater of all things English is this lovely ditty penned by messrs Curtis & Goodall: Why I hate the French These lyrics are from the Live in Belfast performance. We offered kindly to donate them Calais And all they gave us back was the bidet And now they won't let...- Spaceman Spiff
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- bake bath belfast cigarettes curtis ditty eating res wasn
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Natwest
Just been on the phone to Natwest and I'm pretty much fuming at them. Step one: I pay cheque to the university for £984. £1,090 available in account. Step two: University withhold cheque for a week and a half with no warning. Step three: I got to Bath and Bristol spending thinking somehow I...- sufcintheprem
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- bath ead hadn hanks hsbc money natwest refuse resources slack spite wes wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Weds 7.10pm: Last Back From Brizzle
I assume am last back given none of our Spanish, Canadian etc Shrimpers made this one. Suffolk ain't that far from the Memorial Ground, but my visit to Brizzle was a bit 'engineered'. With three kids finding the time and justification for long away trips isn't easy so it helps...- Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset
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- assume bath expenses icke ish naturally pension shrimpers wes
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Peter Beadle
From nonleaguedaily, 17/12/03 Peter Beadle, the 31-year-old former Gillingham and Bristol Rovers forward who joined Nationwide Conference club Barnet this season on a short term contract that expired this week, is joining Dr Martens League Western Division side Team Bath as player-coach...- Napster
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- bath enthusiasm expired joi pictured rate suppor support wes wish
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Mark Salter
Record signing for Frome. Mark made his name with Frome scoring 86 goals in just over 3 seasons before transferring to Nationwide Third Division side, Southend United on a free transfer. He made 5 starts for the Shrimpers and 8 substitute appearances. During that time he scored 1 goal which...- Napster
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- bath joi ley premier rate shrimpers southend southend united substitute
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- Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
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Ian Huntley trial...
Anyone got any views on this emotive news story? Personally, I thought his story was fully conceivable (wether I believe it or not). He has admitted to the girls dying with him, him moving and burying them, de-clothing them etc so its not as if he is hiding that... though I suppose he is bang...- palexander
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- bang bath claimed doorstep exactly ive wouldn
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- Forum: Homer's Bar