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Question Black gunk
Ok Shrimperzonians, have a small query... Yesterday I had an electrical fault at home that I had to rectify and when open up the junction box it was full of a tarry, black gunk. Now I've noticed this stuff in the cellar on the central heating pipes and (strangely) underneath the bath. Now I...- MK Shrimper
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- bath burn eaten electrical faul fro heating junction oil sinister
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Nostalgia
Following on from the thread on the Shrimpers chat forum as regards the good old days of the 60/70/80's away travel I thought you guys might be interested in this little piece of history. Forget that it is Colchester United this is when football was king, watched by ordinary folk who lived for...- Colchester and proud!
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- bath buses ched filmed folk following league lived music town
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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ShrimperZone FC 1 - Meet the Players
Ahead of this weekends final taking place on Sunday (2.30 ko) at Burroughs Park (home of Great Wakering FC), it's time to take a look at the squad which helped the Zone achieve promotion in record time, and which now have their sights set on lifting the famous Andy Ward Section G Trophy. It...- The Flying Scotsman
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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whatever happened to part 3
the lack of response to the whereabouts to the levy brothers, makes me wonder how many of the others still follow the shrimpers. this time we looking at scruffy previously mentioned and mr kidney transplant first off scruffy, he worked at peachys in basildon, and used to do unspeakable things...- TMWLT
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- bath kidney lived melo money spat stealing suppor support
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Evening classes for the lads!
Summer Classes for Men at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by June 29th 2008 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by...- Winkle
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- bath cube differences difficulty dishes gene imo issued itself learning levi lifting oven remembering screaming sessions significant suppor support tapes tents therapy upside walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Metal Monday Pt. 17
Born in Bremen, Germany, Hanson Jobb and Udo Von DüYü have made good on their sacred pledge to "conquer the world, one bath house at a time." But PINK STËËL's rightful place in the great book of Gay Heavy Metal has been 20 years in the making. "These guys are the gay Id, flooding the world with...- TrueBlue
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- bath flooding ful hanson lover natives parts rock sacred spread steel swim walls
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ribery Set To Shine
With Euro 2008 now less than 100 days away and UEFA showing no signs of inexplicably kicking anyone out of the tournament to make room for England, it’s time for acceptance. Naturally, this acceptance will come easier to you than it will to me, which is why I decided to get the heads-up on a few...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Womens World Records!
Women's World Records Car Parking The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman was one of 63ft 2ins, equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs Elizabeth Simpkins, driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on October 12, 1993. She started the manoeuvre...- GNH
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A Christmas Tale
They don't do it in Germany, they've long since given it up in Spain and the French would be astonished if you suggested that they should give it a try. The Christmas football fixture list is a curiously British and Irish disease. With almost every other civilised nation doing the sensible...- Slipperduke
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ten Reasons Why Football is Better Than Rugby
Taken from The Times.... 1. That bloody song Is there a more depressing sound in sport than 50,000 glory hunters called Tarquin singing Swing Low, Sweet Chariot? It’s an American gospel hymn, chaps – leave it alone. 2. Global appeal When we have a World Cup, the world stops. When you...- Ron Manager
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- alberto bath cup fascism foo hookers ops pathe rugby rugger singing socrates suppor tarquin toy
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Is wearing brown laces acceptable?!
After the I's 2nd win of the season yesterday we headed over the road to the Honey Pot for a quick drink, eat and sort out the team fines. Now all was going smoothly until we see that Dean (Bath Shrimper) had BROWN laces with his white trainers. Now apparently they came with the trainers and...- The General
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- bath headed
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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10 things I miss about being a kid!
Having grown up in the 70s/80s, I am just curious what other shrimpers liked or disliked about their youth! Here are some of mine! 10 Things I liked! (1) 5p jambori bags! (2) spud guns! (3) saturday morning cinema! (4) Scrumping! (5) Staying out and playing runouts till the the street lights...- Winkle
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- bath burn cinema cure foo joi oil spud stinging toilets youth
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Complaints to City Council
Complaints to City Council. 1. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it. 2. He's got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 3. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 4. I want some repairs done to...- Cricko2
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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A very funny story!
This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...- Winkle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Case of Corringham.
I had known this girl for many years .I lived in Orsett once.She was an old flame of a friend of mine..It turns out she became a hygenist....So there I am in the Dentists and who walks in, this girl.She was kind of Fit and I always fancied her so I ask her out. We ended up dating for awhile...- Cricko2
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- bath bedroom bin dentists didn didnt escort flame ist lived ploys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Boomshine
This is not an addictive game. No. Not at all ... BoomShine Latest Scores 336 - Southampton Shrimper 325 - ORM 325 - ramblers shrimp 320 - Mrs Xàbia Shrimper!! 283 - cricko 282 - Xàbia Shrimper 282 - shooter mcgavin 282 - The General 281 - Smiffy 280 - Benji91 280 - davewebbsbrain 279 - Dave...- Xàbia Shrimper
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- bath benji ive spaceman wes
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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An Excellent Warm Up Game – Spurs V SUFC - The Shrimper Truth.
The Shrimper Truth. – match report and player ratings. It showed excellent spirit for SUFC to agree to play Spurs and the goodhearted Shrimper hordes again poured much needed cash into the (hopeless) attempt to regenerate this desolate patch of depressing north London. The local football club...- Rayleigh boy
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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DAD ZONE
When my kids turned up in the V. early 90's blokes chat in the pub about your kids went as far as .. Hows your nipper Well he aint in jail yet.. Sure you had the pretend intrest on special occasions like Births or .. er um er other stuff.. but everything else was something birds discussed If...- SARF
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- bath occasions
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Inventions
I really wish I had discovered Bath Robe's earlier in life. For years I messed about using a couple of towels that kept falling down, never drying me properly and generally were a waste of time. Then I went on a work trip about 3 years ago and discovered the sheer joy of a bath robe. Since...- DTS
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- bath invention properly similar towels wish
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Agogo
Watching the championship it said that Bristol Rovers have signed a new striker from Bath so Agogo could be on his way to Forest? Could this be our time to strike?- TrueBlue
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- bath
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat