• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.

arsed

  1. Xàbia Shrimper

    FAQ 1 : The North Bank

    Why can’t we go back to the North Bank? The simple answer is: no-one really wants to. The longer answer needs a cup of coffee and a comfy armchair ... The North Bank debate has raged for many years, almost as soon as Vic Jobson kicked us all out in 1994 and “forced” us to use the new...
    • Xàbia Shrimper
    • Thread
    • applied arsed atmosphere ched claimed cos cup ell encourage foo football football league gracious hall imo incredible itself joi kirby knowing league legoland length ley mis noisy north bank packs paul clark petitions poised premier producing pulled ran revealing ron martin roots roots hall rumour sadness scissors script shoes shrimpers southend southend united stopped suppor tear town trophy wes wish
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  2. C C Csiders

    Most annoying people on radio

    After last week's annoying TV faces I turn my attention to radio. Who do you find the most aggravating voices on the old wireless? My 1, 2, 3: 1. Steve Wright, Radio 2 An aggravating short-arsed, big-nosed ****. If surrounding himself with his 'posse' all laughing at his jokes...
    • C C Csiders
    • Thread
    • arsed brough contestant controller eastwood essex lived southend surrounding upside wasn
    • Replies: 28
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. canada shrimper

    just got home

    And i am more than happy with the result.I think we looked overall the far better team and i think it would be a huge injustice if we failed to get to Cardiff.I think we looked a little shaky at the back on a couple of occasions but overall no major worries.Well done Flavs for a couple of fine...

  4. Had a few of the chaps back last night

    a few of the chaps game back to mine from the pub last night, and we had a little celebration drink, but my lap top was on, And I know they were f**king about on this bored, cant be arsed to read through the posts, but if there are any strange or rude messages this morning on here I apologise...

  5. Southend programme

    Yesterday I was handed a 1961 Southend V Grimsby programme that's in mint condition! I was well chuffed and the photo on the front of the Hall is qaulity! Starting line up for that day was as follows; Goy Williamson Anderson Grievson...

  6. Shrimperzone Album of the Year

    I can't be arsed to work today. So I looked at the earlier albums of the year thread, picked out the ten most voted for records and created this here poll. The winner, I presume, will receive an award at a glittering ceremony hosted by Napster and Leeboy. Perhaps.
    • W4 Shrimper
    • Thread
    • arsed naps
    • Replies: 36
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. What's been happening?

    Can't be arsed to look through 2 weeks worth of posts, can someone give me a brief resume of what's happened. Ta

  8. Bramble, today.

    Not sure what anyone else thought but to me Bramble was a complete and utter waste of space! Lazy, out of position, at fault for one of their goals and just could not be arsed to do anything in the second half!
  9. Sandbach Shrimper

    Worst performance under Tilson!

    Tilson says on the official site that today was the most disappointd he'd felt since he'd taken charge, and I dont blame him as today was probably the worst we've played under him. No effort, you could tell we were safe. Some of the players just couldn't be arsed and their keeper didn't make one...

  10. The Little Gazette - There Is NO Escape!

    I spent this evening down at Bowers United for a reserve game. I'd been asked by a lazy, can't be arsed coach of a local Ryman League side to check out a couple of young Bowers full backs (see, my truly impressive contacts in the game knows no bounds . ). I thought it'd be somethng...
    • Shrimper Zoo
    • Thread
    • arsed essex essex football foo football league nobody rock test
    • Replies: 3
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  11. Sulking c**t Jupp

    What the f**k is his wingy arsed problem, ,again after Huddersfield away, Darlo and Now Northampton f**king marches off the pitch with his head down with the hump, it took tilly about 3 times to tell him to go and clap the fans, and as soon as they werent looking hes off down the tunnel. Now I...

  12. VERY DESPERATE!!!!!

    I have a mock AS level exam in Biology in about half an hour and, being Mr. 'Cant be arsed to revise', I dont know anything about it!! Can ANYONE help me?! I need some stuff abut Biology, all the websites suck!!! A very desperate Chris!
Back
Top