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arsed

  1. Someone do me a favour?

    Got a feckin hangover so I cant be arsed to go down the road and get the News of the World. If anybody has one, could you tell me the dream team of the day for yesterdays games?
  2. DTS

    Wife swap's rule changes in our own lives.

    I am sure most of you are familiar with Wife Swap on Channel 4 - but for those of you who are not baiscally you get two generally weird couples and the wifes from each house swap places and go and live in the other ones house for two weeks. Week one they live by the old wives rules and week two...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • arsed dts rees wild wives
    • Replies: 18
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  3. Michael Ricketts

    Just found this on the Oldham supporters message board...thought it was a good summary of Ricketts apart from the bit in bold! Ricketts - always seems to me he just cant be arsed to run and get involved, as though he always down in the dumps. He does flick it on well and is a strong presence in...

  4. Did your weeken pan out as per fridays thread.

    Mine didnt,could not be arsed with the game friday as only a friendly,lost 2.1 so good call on my part. sat was as per thread as was sunday,in all a good weekend off from not working.
    • Dept36
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    • arsed didn didnt
    • Replies: 22
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  5. DTS

    Is Ben from work sad?

    Today due to holidays, staff's kids being ill and various other reasons I cant be arsed to explain its just me and my mate Ben in work? Whilst this is a pain as it means I have to work twice as hard on the plus side I do get to choose the radio station. As a house man I have to go for Kiss of...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • arsed kiss pain physically
    • Replies: 10
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. DTS

    Internet Banking.

    Now I was going to keep this one quiet but as Ldn Fatso had decided to grass up me for being fashionable I have got to let it go. This saturday on the 14 hour train journey up to Leeds, Dad of DtS revealed that I owe him some money. Now I am pretty sure my old man just makes these debts up as...
    • DTS
    • Thread
    • arsed banking ched dts grass money somewhere
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  7. The Blame Game -

    glad to see its all Tilsons fault - and that if its not his fault its Matt Harrolds but having looked at the moving pictures available on the internet I can, I think, clearly see it is a quality stooping half arsed header from the ex Col U boy that puts the ball on Flo's foot 8 yards out -
  8. DTS

    Slightly late Crawley thoughts.

    Sorry for slight delay in posting this but didnt have a second at home this weekend. My delayed thoughts from Crawley as follows. Been to Crawley loads of times as they are my sort of local club other than Brighton who I cant stand and they are normally a really nice club but Saturday then were...
    • DTS
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    • amazed arsed dentist didn didnt existant failing foo hanks ish knob money scum suppor support tilly
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  9. DTS

    My dilema.

    Right as everyone will know if you could be arsed to read my camping in the UK thread that Wessex Blue excelled himself at - I have booked to go camping with the lads for a long weekend in the New Forest. I own an 8th in a 8 man tent and the lads and I generally try and get away for a jaunt at...
    • DTS
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    • arsed cup dru larger
    • Replies: 19
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  10. DTS

    Basic office rules.

    I am on the verge of doing Sandie that I work with in. Not only does she never answer the phone, follow any of the office basic rules or do any of her own research or paperwork she has not developed a really annoying habit. After weeks of never being passed messages which I HATE with a passion...
  11. fbm

    What on earth do we want?

    It's a tall order now. We MUST win both games and hope Leeds and Hull both collect no more than 1 point each from their last 2 matches. Possible, but unlikely. But apart from a probable relegation, I fear that as fans we are going to make ourselves a laughing stock of the entire football...
    • fbm
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    • achievements arsed ban behave bound bradford caretaker cities concrete cup entertained exactly fa cup faul following foo keynes league league one literally lover milton mis mistakes probable pyramid refuse remarkable sleeve somewhere stronger tan tilly tin torquay
    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  12. DTS

    Gower Article in the Telegraph

    The boss handed me the sports section from todays Telegraph and it has a 3/4 page advert on the G-Man and him being released from Spurs....Says he still loves the club... Cant be arsed to type up 1000 owrds but if you have 5 mins well worth a read. Cheers Dave
  13. canada shrimper

    when is?

    the draw for the next round?can't be arsed to trawl though the pages.

  14. Afew things im not happy with

    Some of the things im not happy with might well be minor things but these are simple things the club should be able to get right! Firsty, last season on DVD. All the other clubs bring out an end of season DVD showing the highs and lows of the season thats just ended during pre season. We are...
    • MightyShrimper
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    • ands arsed brough disapointment ead enery gods ickets imagination league properly reaching rugby shirt spelling suppor tilly unacceptable unreal
    • Replies: 38
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  15. lee_sufc

    Photoshop

    For months I've been mucking around with Photoshop trying to work it all out...everyone now seems to know how to "PhotoShop" a picture and make all sort of effects etc etc... However, I just can't get the hang of it so now want to try and learn everything properly. I can't...
  16. Southendsleeper

    Sodje that for a game of soldiers - a match report

    Well how heartrending was that? Where to begin... Blackpool were just rough. Apart from the goal I cant remember a shot that they had on target. They had the man who took the longest throw ins (in time and length), he was so slow it was unbelievable. You could hear the boos start from one...
  17. chadded

    Is anyone else

    Unable to get a Col U ticket and going to watch it on the Screen at Roots Hall? Sorry if this has been posted before, can't be arsed to look through previous pages.
  18. DTS

    For those not going Port Vale

    Oh god Port Vale - Just cant be arsed, Only missed two all season but I just think I need a week off. Dont fancy us to get anything and been there loads of times before and never enjoyed it. I have decided with a few mates to go to my local haunt of Crawley vs Gravesend for my football fix...

  19. Fisher Athletic

    Good to see Fisher Athletic going well in the Ryman Premier. Mark Warren plays for them but is out this season with an injury. Chatted to him before their game at Maldon Town earlier in the season and he said he's pleased to see our recent climb up the league. Am probably going to see...

  20. Our fans are a disgrace

    Well i am obviously dissapointed at our result saturday as are we all. I will leave the match reviews etc to the likes of FBM. I want to tell you all about my experience in the west stand on saturday. I usually sit with either Grim up north or CI city blue in the east and have done for quite...
    • tommytwoholes
    • Thread
    • arsed ban fro gentlemen headed icke ish jury qui rag sing two minutes wes
    • Replies: 83
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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