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  1. 20sOuThEnD-cHaMpIoNs06

    Varney and Iwelumo...

    Have both just signed for Charlton. Charlton have paid an initial £2m for Varney, 24, while 28 year old Iwelumo arrives on a free transfer. Can't find a link for the above but is on ITV Telextext page 403. Is this possibly the end of speculation linking Fred to any possible move to...
  2. Winkle

    A very funny story!

    This is tale I heard from a few years back from a work colleague who used to be an Ambulance driver in kent, it still makes me laugh to this day. I will set the seen as he told me! He was called out to an emergency where a Kneighbour had heard cries of help coming from the garages next door to...
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    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  3. Sean 2

    No need for it.................

    When Kev moans to the ref he puts pressure on himself.Then when he puts in a decent challenge his opponent will go down like a sack of rice pudding.Other teams at this level know when a player has berated the ref,and will look to highlight the case as soon as possible.The idea is to put a vision...
  4. Davros

    HT NEW YOOF SYSTEM

    We are proud to inform you about an upcoming new feature. The season after next season (at the end of March) there will be a brand new and more challenging youth system in place. HT-Tjecken gives you the big picture in this editorial. One of few things remained untouched since Hattrick started...
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    • Replies: 1
    • Forum: The Fantasy Sport Forum
  5. Xàbia Shrimper

    Tony Blair

    While walking down the street one day, Tony Blair is tragically hit by a truck and killed. His soul arrives in Heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official...
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    • arrives barren dressed finds heaven joi parts reminisce rises singing souls stammers trance truck
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  6. MrB

    My story

    I've never been that lucky with holidays: - Away for Grimsby game two seasons ago (ok, not so bad in the end, I scheduled that to make sure I was there for the play offs) - Away for Bristol City game last season (bad, though at least I was at Swansea) - Away when SZFC played at Roots Hall (no...
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    • Replies: 68
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  7. saturday was sent to test me.

    The plan was simple, get up, go to Tescos, eat brekkie read paper have poo, walk to train station, catch train, get Tilbury - Gravesend ferry, catch another train, have a few pints, see game, dance in street, have a few more pints and come home in the mood for love. FAT CHANCE!!! Got up and...
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    • Replies: 13
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  8. Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset

    Home Leg v Bristol Rovers

    I know Seatbooker goes live tomorrow for the home leg tickets, but anyone know what time it starts? Should I stay up to 00.01 hours tonight to book, or will it not be working until someone arrives in the office and stokes up the coal burner? Help please. Thanks.
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