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Gavin Rose?
Former Dulwich Hamlet midfielder Gavin Rose has been named as the Ryman League Division One South club’s new manager. He replaces Craig Edwards, who quit along with assistant Paul Downes last week after failing to come to an agreement of next season’s playing budget at a meeting with chairman...- Napster
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It made me giggle anyway ...
A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realising his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by...- BLUEBLOOD
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- arrives chimp exotic tasks throws wanders
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Ipod Touch: Info Required
Guys and girls, When pay day finally arrives, I'm thinking of splashing out and buying myself an Ipod Touch. Wanted to get one for Christmas, but decided against it in the end, so I thought I'd treat myself now. I wanted to know if anyone on here had one, or has a mate thats got one. What are...- BoyWonder2
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- Forum: TechnoZone
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Woohoo! He's Home at last
British resident Binyam Mohamed, who was held at Guantanamo Bay for more than four years, arrives back in the UK and says "For myself, the very worst moment came when I realised in Morocco that the people who were torturing me were receiving questions and materials from British intelligence."...- steveo
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Breaking News Ron's Blog - Postponed!
Where's onceknownasrab, this is right up his street...:cool:- A Century United
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- ant arrives delhi domain fur ish mechanics patience
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Transfer Deadline Day, bit by bit.
Transfer deadline day is one of the most exciting of the season and, with the window slamming shut right on our deadline, you're not going to miss a thing. We told Iain Macintosh to set his alarm clock early, power up his Blackberry, stay tuned to the news and scour the internet for rumours...- Slipperduke
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- anfield arrives bacon bedroom bentley calum champions cos curve dash disney emirates fa cup fernando gbp grab hasn icke liverpool macintosh money powers principle pulled san scheduled transfers
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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New meaning to tree hugger
Can anyone beat my pal who upon drinking 3 pints of lager proceeds to talk to anything that isn't human , he has been known to talk to plants that are in pubs and also coat stands . his favourite used to be bins when trying to get him home from clubs he would just stop and talk to them ...- duncan bulgaria
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- ands arrives fingers folk kiss proceeds sacred tangled thailand
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Question Holly or Hollie?
Mrs DtS now has just under four week before little DtS arrives. All scans have been very positive and were both keen to get on with the arrival. We found out really early on thats its a girl which was a plus really as we cant agree for love nor money on a boys name. Anyway were now getting...- DTS
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- arrives birth compared dts holly kee money
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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X30 to Stansted
Goin to northern ireland for the weekend, no luggage, just hand baggage so i have done the online check in thing. Flight leaves stansted at 11:10 tomorrow morning, gate closes at 10:40. Here's my dilemma, the X30 leaves rayleigh at 7:30, arrives at stansted 8:32. OR X30 leaves rayleigh 8:30...- pringlejon
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- arrives didn didnt hanks stansted
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Supporting Southend
As a kid growing up I found myself supporting Arsenal. Watching them lift the Cup Winners Cup started this short love affair with a big gun. At this time I had never even heard of Southend United. Even tho my grandad supported them he never spoke of the mighty blues, having supported them...- HUTTON
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Housekeeping Guide - 1955 Style
Advice from 'Housekeeping Weekly' in 1955. These were the days. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are...- Harold Bishop Killer
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- 1955 ant arrange arrives bedroom comfort compared conversation encourage especially mis shoes toys
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Monday quiz question
A lorry driver arrives at a fork in the road. One road bears North, one South. There is a river a few miles ahead. Both the North and South options cross the river but the bridge on one of these routes is broken. He has to get across the river. There are a pair of identical twins, Bill and...- steveo
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Last 5 Away games by Train
After this Fridays match At Cheltenham, we’ve just five more away games left (all afternoon kick offs) and it looks like another season of going to the wire, so I’ve been looking into the train arrangements for these five games and thought it might be of interest to others. The following is...- DoDTS
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- Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
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Everton Down On Their Luck
There are times in my life when I’m incredibly grateful to my Dad for taking me to see Southend United on my 11th birthday. It was freezing cold, everything smelt of fried onions, someone urinated on my trainers and Huddersfield won 1-0, but somehow it felt so right. It was the start of an...- Slipperduke
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- ant arrives bang catches champions fried hanks liverpool recover ruled snatch suffering trophy underperforming
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- Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
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Pot Noodles and Peas.....WHY????
I have just opened a Pot Noodle and guess what............there are dried peas in it.....AAAAHHHHH. I can see the point in having them in Beef and Tomato or even the New Lamb and Mince Sauce flavour......but even in Chicken Satay? and now in the Tikka Masala one? i have opened a Tikka Masala...- Aberdeen Shrimper
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- arrives beef flavour noodle
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (Pages 79-145)
THE BIZARRE THREAD – SUMMARY OF PAGES 79-145 Names key: Mr RG - BrettieAngel Mrs RG - Vange_Shrimper S_S - Me I_S - Irish Shrimper Huttons - SUFCHutton and Amy Special Announcement ·...- Southminster_Shrimper
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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The Most Bizarre Thread - Index (First 78 Pages)
An index or a guide..... - Jay Shrimpers New Sex Mad Chick (assistance provided by Playgirl_Bunny) - Essex Girls Being After Just Money (vigorously refuted by Vange_Shrimper) - Romantic Gestures (including flowers, meals out, etc) - The Love Life Of Young Mr Hutton (From Page 5 – surprisingly...- Southminster_Shrimper
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- amused arrives chocolate cos discussed doh essex exam foo gaff harmony hes hut industry isnt jcb league lived meals money nhs postings shelter southminster toy usage whos
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Barwick
December is a busy time of year over here in England. There's Christmas shopping to be done, Christmas decorations to be arranged, Christmas trees to be purchased. In short, there's a whole lot of Christmas going on. Most of us spend these early weeks of the month constructing an enormous...- Slipperduke
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Another train annoyance....
This week has seen a succession of quiet journeys until one arrives at Benfleet and a mass of idiots board, pull the strings on their backs and don't stop jabbering until they get off. Anyway, I've noticed an alarming trend developing. After projecting their voice as loudly as possible around...- MrB
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- arrives ban fleet voice
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- Forum: Homer's Bar
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Wednesday Gag
Help arrives for the floods in the UK...- Shrimper James
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- Forum: Homer's Bar