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  1. Matt the Shrimp

    Southend v. Crewe - Match Preview

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  2. Matt the Shrimp

    Southend v. Tranmere - Match Preview

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  3. South Bank Hank

    The "Eraser" Thread

    Okay, so you meet this guy in a pub and he says that he makes people "disappear". In fact, he's so good at his job that he makes all traces of this person "disappear". Their name, their work, their achievements, and all knowledge of them "disappears". He can even make celebrities "disappear"...
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    • achievements anytime appearing disappears hasn rebecca vanessa
    • Replies: 11
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  4. Matt the Shrimp

    Oldham v. Southend - Match Report - Discussion Thread

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  5. South Bucks Shrimper

    I quit

    It's a quarter to 1 in the morning. My eyes are stinging. The affect of this evening's beer is starting to wear off. My laptop says I must connect to power it it will shut down. I am struggling to keep up with all the posts, they are appearing faster than I can read them. I'll catch up in...
  6. Matt the Shrimp

    Millwall Match Preview - Front Page - Discussion Thread

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  7. Ron Manager

    Spencer Prior

    Spinner is appearing as a co-commentator and pundit on a show called Total Football on Fox Sports (the equivalent of Sky) in Australia. According to my sources he mentioned on there that he'd like to play for an Aussie club. However considering their A-League plays through the Oz summer I...
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    • appearing equivalent foo league spencer prior spin sports
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers

  8. Please Lets Have Now More Of This Phoney Wars

    get these east london aholes of this forum noone is interested in them unless of course you are about 16 and post on here, and have never experienced what a real local derby is all about, i m sure some of you know what that means, as stated before their local rivals are west ham and ours are...

  9. Nervometer

    It's getting tense... Skidmarks may be appearing for many and so lets see what the SZ nervometer is reading before the Barnsley game...

  10. Sodje Or Barrett ? .

    Just before Adam Barrett was laid off with injury and the subsequent operation he was showing the type of form that got him Player of the Season by Club ,Fans ,Fellow Professionals and Writers in his first Season with us ,even tho it was a lower division he was the outstanding Player and was...
  11. CC51DAS

    What Injury will Karl Dubad get ?

    Despite the assurances of a few Ewes who insist that Karly wants to play , his boss will no doubt know better and announce that he is suffering from which of the above which will prevent him from appearing ??????? (Multiple Choice permitted )
  12. Hawkwell Blue

    FAO Xabia/SZ Mods

    Noticed lately a load of new fans appearing from different locations. In keeping with the recent "Top 100" lists would it be possible to do this for where our fans come from with the list in order of the distances involved. Obviously it would be one per town/city etc which means we'll have one...

  13. Mitchell Cole

    Clearing space for someone else perhaps?
  14. Hockley_Blues

    The 10 types of drunken testing

    Shamelessly stolen from another forum but meh, it's so true... We have identified 10 distinct types of drunken text that you should all be familiar with: 1) The "fishing" text This text is normally along the lines of: "So what u up 2 later?" or "U out tonight?", or simply "Ocean?" Despite...
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    • alcohol appearing aunt bang bin cases conversation crow crown didn didnt dru dual ell exactly fictional following grab hadn hanks identified ive lingo lou lover ooh osborne phones pulled rate recognise remove signal singing taxi town types urban wish
    • Replies: 17
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Uncle Leo

    The fbm view and ratings

    PANTO SEASON IN FULL SWING AT ROOTS HALL Roll up! Roll up! Come and see the Christmas pantomime. No – not Dick Whittington at the Cliffs, or The Wizard of Oz at the Palace, but one that beats the lot – Cinderella at Roots Hall. Why Cinderella? Because no Southend players went to the ball (at...
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    • anonymous appearing axed bender champions doctors eastwood elect failing foo gulf handing headed ickle incredible inflict ish league mistakes occasions prostrate ran rate rea roots subbed tacking taylor test triple uncharacteristic
    • Replies: 5
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  16. Benfleet Blue

    DISGRACEFUL

    Players not up for it, Management lacking ideas, farcicle substitutions (Replacing 3 of our only players to show any fight and why JCR was taken off instead of Gower I'll never know, and even a poor Freddie is more likely to score than Harrold). How can anyone slate managers such as Bruce who...

  17. SS Southend. a sinking ship

    We set sail this season on the good ship Southend, from the calm sea of the 1st division, our challenge was to cross the championship sea, a much rougher ocean,than we have been used to. Our crew was added too by a few highly paid seamen, who could help bolster the ranks. The SS Southend was...
  18. Winkle

    Party poker popups!

    I have set up a wirless P.C for my lad , everythings ok except that when his P.C is connected wirelessly on the internet he keeps getting these party poker poker pop ups and other crap constantly appearing on his monitor, does anyone no of a descent blocker software? I am running windows...
  19. DTS

    My TV debut

    No where near the standard of Mr Cockles but for those of you lucky enough to recieve Meridian or Anglia (I think) soccer night myself and my good friend Tom will be appearing briefly after being interviewed before the game. I know we will be on as I went to school with the editors sister and...
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    • appearing briefly claiming cup hall roots shirt wash
    • Replies: 30
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  20. Time Out Chaps

    I am getting fed up with the consistent player bashing appearing on SZ these days I find the consistent criticism of Gutts, JCR and Paynter getting beyond the acceptable IMHO. Every player has a dip in form and it can be various of reasons to do with that dip but confidence is a major factor...
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