• Welcome to the ShrimperZone forums.
    You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which only gives you limited access.

    Existing Users:.
    Please log-in using your existing username and password. If you have any problems, please see below.

    New Users:
    Join our free community now and gain access to post topics, communicate privately with other members, respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and free. Click here to join.

    Fans from other clubs
    We welcome and appreciate supporters from other clubs who wish to engage in sensible discussion. Please feel free to join as above but understand that this is a moderated site and those who cannot play nicely will be quickly removed.

    Assistance Required
    For help with the registration process or accessing your account, please send a note using the Contact us link in the footer, please include your account name. We can then provide you with a new password and verification to get you on the site.

appearing

  1. Slipperduke

    Cheryl Cole. Grrrr.

    There are a million and one reasons to dislike Cheryl Cole. There’s her colour, for starters, a curious orangey glow that smacks of either too much Sunny Delight or too many quid-a-minute South Shields tanning salons. There’s her husband, the odious little skraeling who earns more money in the...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • appearing blowing bone convicted exploits faced fitting fortune fro mandela mentally money music odious overcome reserved shelter shields similar solo starters tan torrents trace worthy
    • Replies: 24
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  2. BLUEBLOOD

    Promotion DVDs

    I appear to have lent out / lost my DVDs (the season reviews) from our back to back promotion years :O :'( :( Does anyone have them and are they able to bang out a copy of each for me please, with this season appearing to lurch to disaster i need a quick fix of happy times every now and then...
  3. Mad Cyril

    Jason Donovan

    Does anyone else find themselves sadly wondering where it all went wrong for Jason when they see one of those Iceland adverts? It's a hell of a fall for a man who had four UK number ones to being reduced to appearing in advert where fat/rough people are fighting over frozen buffet food.

  4. All the best for Friday from All Cardiff City fans

    Not long ago we were going through the same thing of court apperances appearing regulary. Look at us now 3rd in the 2nd tier of english football and in a new 27,000 seat stadium. As a "Lower league" club and fans we wish you the very best for Friday and hope you pull through. By the way I was at...
  5. DoDTS

    Memory Lane Episode No 4 Season 1931-32

    In these days of doom and gloom perhaps it's better to look back than forward so here's the next episode in season 1931-32: Extracts from the "Forgotten Years of the Kursaal" by Peter William Baker Researched from the Southend Standard No. 4 TWO MORE AWAY WINS, FOUR OUT OF FOUR Southend...
    • DoDTS
    • Thread
    • appearing applied attract barracking claimed clapton division 3 equivalent failing finishing ford goalless hall inactive largest literally moore pike published pulled recover roots similar speedway stated test town travels twelfth twenty
    • Replies: 0
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  6. Napster

    name the ex-shrimper's son

    Craig is thrilled to be back in Oh! What A Night to play Dirk after thoroughly enjoying the previous tour. Craig studied at the Midlands Academy of Dance and Drama (M.A.D.D). Upon leaving college he joined a boyband with a recording contract in the USA appearing on various radio and TV stations...
    • Napster
    • Thread
    • appearing blockbuster commercials eurovision ist netherlands test theatre
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: Ex-Shrimpers
  7. SUFC Forever

    Question Older women you fancy...

    At the risk of appearing to be ageist with the handful of PC obsessed individuals who rounded on my other thread yesterday, I was wondering about the "more mature" ladies that zoners find desirable? Setting a 45 plus limit, I'll give you a babe I have always had the hots for and I feel is...

  8. Tilson Appearance

    For any shrimpers at a loose end tomorrow I'm told tilson will be appearing at the Runwell Primary school fete tomorrow. I think he is going to be on the beat the keeper stall. Fete is on 12 till 3.
  9. OldBlueLady

    Happy Birthday to.....

    BLUEBLOOD Happy Birthday Lee, my cheeky little friend (sorry, this is late appearing, I looked earlier and I swear there were no birthdays showing) - and partner in crime of sleazy double entendres!
  10. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Spencer Prior

    Four places (I think) left to fill and next up is Spencer Prior, albeit a day late in Ron Martin style. -------------------------------------------------- Separated by over a decade, Spencer Prior had two very different careers with Southend. Either would be sufficient to get him in the Hall of...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • aerial appearing benji combined competitive concede coped cos crow crown deed division 3 eastwood exploits faced finishing following freddy eastwood fur hadn hall hall of fame hanks historic imo importance incredible jury largely legacy lineker lose marking naturally neighbours pace pacey paul clark pension prestigous priestfield rack rock roots sammy shared shirt significant southend 1 man utd 0 spencer prior sprint stint stumbled sz's hall of fame tilly topping town wasn youth
    • Replies: 40
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  11. yogi bear up the cagire

    Screwed up?

    With the new season not yet even appearing on the horizon I've possibly already screwed up. Booked a flight from the 20th to the 29th of August. Firmly in the belief that I was being clever and taking in two Saturdays, so that at least one would be a home match..........only to find out , to my...
  12. Yorkshire Blue

    SZ's Southend United Hall of Fame - Paul Sansome

    Ah-oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, its Sammy! Yep, first up from the 4th round of nominations is popular goalkeeper Paul Sansome. If Sammy is elected, he'll become the third individual from the double promotion era to be elected, following in the footsteps of his manager Dave...
    • Yorkshire Blue
    • Thread
    • alder anderson anto appearing battling bentley butters caretaker cawston champions continued displays disputed exploits fa cup following fond fur hall hall of fame historic incredible marking mervyn mistakes moody neal occasions ooooh its sammy paul clark paul sansome producing reinstated rock roots ruled sammy sandy sandy anderson spencer prior stated sz's sufc hall of fame tony bentley topping wasn wishful thinking
    • Replies: 31
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat
  13. Slipperduke

    Furious Phil Unleashes Hell

    Arsenal 2-1 Hull City (Van Persie, 74) (Barmby, 12) (Gallas, 84) Phil Brown's phone will be red hot by now. In one exhilarating ten minute press conference, the furious Hull City manager unleashed a string of attacks aimed at everyone he deemed responsible for his team's exit. He accused Cesc...
    • Slipperduke
    • Thread
    • ant appearing attract barracking barrier ber dawson dial emirates emmanuel fa cup fagan gard giovanni hanks headed horton johan jury occasions persie ran resetting samuel shoes ski somewhere spat tunnel wasn worthy
    • Replies: 4
    • Forum: The Big Dady's General Football Forum
  14. ozzy-shrimper

    Men In Tesco

    This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford: Dear Mrs. Murray, Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and your family from shopping with us...
    • ozzy-shrimper
    • Thread
    • appearing ched fitting gas knives lauren ops outdoor products rack sausages shoppers speaker tone
    • Replies: 7
    • Forum: Homer's Bar
  15. Thorpe Groyney

    'Arry Kneecaps - Co

    This is what's appearing in an upcoming edition of the Basildon United programme. See if you can spot through the subtle clues the little known manager it refers to. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arry...
  16. The Flying Scotsman

    UFO's Part II

    Given the owners of this glorious site have withdrawn my right of reply in relation to the debate about UFO's, I feel I should add the following. Unidentified flying object (commonly abbreviated UFO) is a popular term for any seemingly aerial phenomenon that is not readily identified. Research...
    • The Flying Scotsman
    • Thread
    • aerial airplane appearing artificial cas cases categories core define esses following fur ghost identified imo military missile moon pain para paranormal prolific rees reliable religious similar stated
    • Replies: 8
    • Forum: Homer's Bar

  17. UFO's ATTACK RONS BLOG

    Strange & Weird events..... about 06:25 to-day I posted a new thread: RM's Blog Part III which may have been attacked by aliens & has mysteriously dissappeared from this board. It read something like:- "Closed = Now Agreed Unilateral closure of 2 threads without right of reply not good IMO...
    • Irate Ian
    • Thread
    • aliens appearing exactly following fur occupy para posted responses tin
    • Replies: 29
    • Forum: Shrimpers Chit-Chat

  18. RM's Blog Part II

    Since you or your Moderators have closed the 1st thread and not given the right of reply to your abuse, I reprint it below:- 1) Exactly what is says on the tin. 2) No will not "shut up" - yet another demeaning & attempt to bully comment. Have not asked any further questions on...

  19. the BIG questions

    where's the money...???????? Freddy money NOT ALL SPENT ON PLAYERS TV money from 2008 play-offs NOT ALL SPENT ON PLAYERS Gates exceeding 7/8/9 thousand for past 3 season WE MADE DO WHEN WE GOT 4/5 THOUSAND - IS THE WAGE BILL REALLY THAT MUCH HIGHER?? Share issue I'M SURE THE BROCHURE SAID...
  20. Aberdeen Shrimper

    Portugal and Spain reveal joint 2018 World Cup bid

    A joint bid was issued by Spain and Portugal in the race for 2018 World Cup host. Although Portugal had allegedly been more excited about the venture than Spain, Spanish FA President Angel Maria Villar Llona has since indicated that he supports a joint endeavour. The bid is also being backed by...
Back
Top