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How can a ****ing hotel in ROCHDALE not have any bitter or Ale? Only **** water (lager). They’ve even run out of vodka
 
I am sitting here in agony. I have NEVER done this knowingly before but I was dreaming about something ( I have NO idea what) when I literally threw myself sideways off the bed. I’ve hit the edge of a door some 4 or more feet away with my ribs directly taking the impact. At the very least they’re bruised. Debating whether or not A&E But NHS seems to suggest no need unless I have certain symptoms. For ****s sake!

It definitely wasn’t a football dream but it’s bloody painful I can tell you.

Update- managed to get a couple of hours more sleep but it’s not good! 50/50 on a hospital visit. When I cut my leg open three years back that was 2 days before flying home too. Mrs ORM thinks it’s funny. So do I but laughing bloody hurts 😀😀😀
 
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Returned to Waitrose cark park at the Elms, pressed the key fob, flat as a proverbial witches tit! Opened the door with the physical key, which in turn kicked off the alarm. All the time Mrs RHB is asking me why I hadn't checked it (how the **** do you know if it's about to run out?). Back into Waitrose, buy batteries, try to get them out of those plastic prisons than surround CR2032s, finally succeed with no finger nails left. Change battery, get rid of alarm, job done FFS.
 
RHB said:
Returned to Waitrose cark park at the Elms, pressed the key fob, flat as a proverbial witches tit! Opened the door with the physical key, which in turn kicked off the alarm. All the time Mrs RHB is asking me why I hadn't checked it (how the **** do you know if it's about to run out?). Back into Waitrose, buy batteries, try to get them out of those plastic prisons than surround CR2032s, finally succeed with no finger nails left. Change battery, get rid of alarm, job done FFS.
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No warning light on the dash? In one of our cars we get a warning on dash that key battery is low. No idea on the other - haven't had it long enough to find out.
 
Holy Joe said:
No warning light on the dash? In one of our cars we get a warning on dash that key battery is low. No idea on the other - haven't had it long enough to find out.
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No dash warning light I'm afraid, unlike the large Mercedes owner parked next to me told me he had.
 
Have somehow lost my photos of the football stadiums I've been to. Used to have them on a separate folder on my phone.

Hoping that when I upgraded 3 years ago I never moved that fike across for some reason. Now on the hunt for my old phone and then provably on old charger cable
 
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