Your First ****.....

[The Big Shrimp]

How could I forget...

I certainly felt the force in my pocket torch :D

Edited for accuracy!!

 

[MK Shrimper]

and........... :finger:

 

[duncan bulgaria]

How could I forget...

I certainly felt the force :D

don't tell me you;ve had a ' Hands solo' over her ???

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Kelly LeBrock

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

don't tell me you;ve had a ' Hands solo' over her ???

:D

Or ...........

Obi-Wan*Kenobi

 

[duncan bulgaria]

Kelly LeBrock

Shes a Winner

 

[jassyfa1]

You may have been eleven, twelve, thirteen, maybe even a late starter at fourteen; but at some point all us boys spilt our load for the first time (and don’t say “nah, not me, never touch it"). Anyway, you may have been thinking about the girl next door, your mates mum or some celeb. For most of us it was the latter. The celeb. The untouchable female you could dream about (wet or not) but never, ever touch. Nationwide, in bedrooms, boys were furiously masturbating.

So, to kick this thread off…….

1. Sally James.

The delightfully gorgeous Sally was co-host of the Saturday morning gloop fest that was TISWAS. With pert bouncy baps, lovely come to bed eyes and blow job lips she was the reason every dad in the country watched. And every teenage boy too.

Sally was the consummate professional. She held the show together as co-host Chris Tarrant would habitually disappear to hoy buckets of slime over adults in a cage (no really, this was years ahead of its time). Sadly for her, (luckily for us) she wasn’t there for her professional acumen……….

2. Suzanne Stranks

Whilst lots of kids had the “delights” of Blue Peter with their rather ropy presenters, ITV had Magpie. More to the point, ITV had Susan Stranks. Or even more to the points Stranks had low cut cleavage lines that showed passion valley and every little, shall we say, dimple.

As you can see this delectable creature was well sought after by adolescent, prepubescent lads around the country. Indeed, the only reason Magpie was as successful as it was, was down to the Stranks factor. Sadly I am unable to find a photo of her in a jumper.

3. Claire Grogan

Queen of pop? No! Queen of Froth? I should coco! Forget the mature actress from Eastenders. Grogan is famous for two things. Firstly Gregory’s Girl, a Scottish flick about football and secondly Altered Images, who hit the dizzy heights of Number 2 with Happy Birthday. Even today, men of a certain age can often be seen winking to each other and saying “Phwooar Grogan”. There is no doubt that in the early 80s Grogan was responsible for more teengage hand shandies than any other celeb alive.

The above photo gives ample reason why Miss Grogan is number 3 in the "Pop Parade".

So, there are my teenage fantasies. What are yours.

Oh Dear, Oh Dear, not the sort of thread to start when your brother is a member on here. Oh by the way im having dinner with mum tommorow and taking one of your kids to his school on Thursday, now where is the printer for this computer.

 

[Gremlin]

It's all about Maggie Philbin. Someone else will have to look up a pic 'cos it's late at night and if I do it I'll be tempted. Cheggers did well there, didn't he?

 

[* ORM *]

Part of me was a little bit worried and I thought I might have to get back on my very old fashioned high horse when I saw this thread. However the humour is very funny, the thread hasn't descended and what a damn good call this one is from AS. Not only that she has a voice of pure gold.

Here's my offerings.

 

[Ron Manager]

You may have been eleven, twelve, thirteen, maybe even a late starter at fourteen; but at some point all us boys spilt our load for the first time (and don’t say “nah, not me, never touch it"). Anyway, you may have been thinking about the girl next door, your mates mum or some celeb. For most of us it was the latter. The celeb. The untouchable female you could dream about (wet or not) but never, ever touch. Nationwide, in bedrooms, boys were furiously masturbating.

So, to kick this thread off…….

1. Sally James.

The delightfully gorgeous Sally was co-host of the Saturday morning gloop fest that was TISWAS. With pert bouncy baps, lovely come to bed eyes and blow job lips she was the reason every dad in the country watched. And every teenage boy too.

Sally was the consummate professional. She held the show together as co-host Chris Tarrant would habitually disappear to hoy buckets of slime over adults in a cage (no really, this was years ahead of its time). Sadly for her, (luckily for us) she wasn’t there for her professional acumen……….

2. Suzanne Stranks

Whilst lots of kids had the “delights” of Blue Peter with their rather ropy presenters, ITV had Magpie. More to the point, ITV had Susan Stranks. Or even more to the points Stranks had low cut cleavage lines that showed passion valley and every little, shall we say, dimple.

As you can see this delectable creature was well sought after by adolescent, prepubescent lads around the country. Indeed, the only reason Magpie was as successful as it was, was down to the Stranks factor. Sadly I am unable to find a photo of her in a jumper.

3. Claire Grogan

Queen of pop? No! Queen of Froth? I should coco! Forget the mature actress from Eastenders. Grogan is famous for two things. Firstly Gregory’s Girl, a Scottish flick about football and secondly Altered Images, who hit the dizzy heights of Number 2 with Happy Birthday. Even today, men of a certain age can often be seen winking to each other and saying “Phwooar Grogan”. There is no doubt that in the early 80s Grogan was responsible for more teengage hand shandies than any other celeb alive.

The above photo gives ample reason why Miss Grogan is number 3 in the "Pop Parade".

So, there are my teenage fantasies. What are yours.

I've heard people say you were a ****-er mate but I never believed them ;)

 

[Magnum PI]

Part of me was a little bit worried and I thought I might have to get back on my very old fashioned high horse when I saw this thread. However the humour is very funny, the thread hasn't descended and what a damn good call this one is from AS. Not only that she has a voice of pure gold.

Here's my offerings.

One in Kate Bush is definitely worth 10 in the hand !!

 

[Magnum PI]

Anyone?

 

[The Big Shrimp]

One in Kate Bush is definitely worth 10 in the hand !!

Good call on Ms Bush. Defo a big fave of mine & would have made my Top 5!

 

[please delete my account]

Morning Chaps!

I did myself an injury with these stunners: -

 

[Greenelk]

Marvellous.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

 

[SUFCEssex]

at work so can't post a picture but a young madonna, about the time of the like a virgin video.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

at work so can't post a picture but a young madonna, about the time of the like a virgin video.

Here you go mate

 

[SUFCEssex]

Here you go mate

thanks mate that is quality.

 

[jassyfa1]

If we could just go back to the original post by Lord Football, I would just like to put a few facts right.
Sally James, Suzanne Stranks and Clair Grogan were his 1st **** material! What utter rubbish it was more like Sid James, Tommy Boyd (Suzanne Stranks left Magpie in 1974, so do the maths Lord football) and John Gordon Sinclair.
I would also like to mention lord Football paper mache collection although im sure using your own paste from one of your body organs while making Mount sticky tissue paper mountain, under your bed was a bit unfair for our mother. In fact the sticky tissue eventually led to our mother being sectioned and sent to a mental asylum where in the dead of night she can be heard screaming "the tissue is stuck to my hand".
With Lord Football teenage years, spent mostly behind closed doors (well his bedroom and the bathroom door) whacking one out at any opportunity (he was a member of Timmy Mallet whack a day club) caused the downfall of our family. As already mentioned my mother is in a mental institute, my nan died of shock after receiving a home made birthday card and my Lord Football told her what the glue substitute was. And I can only now after all these years can start to tell you what a total w****r Lord football was to live with.