Your Favourite Chant

[Pak Power]

There'll always be a Southend;
While there's a Joseph Jacques;
We'll always come to give support;
And laugh at their mistakes;

Yes, we're in blue;
and what does it mean to you?
show them your proud,
get in the crowd,
come sing a song or two...

 

[wally4pm]

'There's no one there, there's no one there, there's no one there, there's no one there' pointing at all the spaces in the Col Ewe Airfix Stadium home section when the away end was full. Classic. (Been better to give our supporters the rest of the ground and put both the home supporters in the away end!) :winking:

 

[wally4pm]

Also liked ' Who put the ball in the Bury net? Ian Benjamin'

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Oh yes you know
Oh yes you know
Oh yes you know what you can do
You can take of ur bra and ur knickers
and let me stuff my **** up you

to any poor bint that walked past

or

QPR w@nk w@nk w@ank
QPR w@nk w@nk w@ank

 

[Rattus Norvegicus]

If we are dipping into the puerile and immature song book then there used to be a Pompey song that went like this ...... to the tune of "coming round the mountain"

"I'll be running round (town being visited) with my willy hanging out ........." repeat etcetera until the chorus of

"singing, I've got a bigger one than you" ...... repeat until bored (which is not long) ............

 

[Suffolk Shrimper In Dorset]

The opposition fans singing to us: "You only sing when you're winning"

Always love that one. :smile:

 

[leeblue]

get ya t*ts out, get ya t*ts get ya t*ts out for the lads. Have to say not one bird got em out when hearing this....shocking

Hes got style hes got flair hes got funny looking hair, ricky otto, ricky otto

did the army cut your hair

remember one year some sub was warming up for the opposition and he was the spitting image of billy ocean, thus the north bank sang one billy ocean he laughed and clapped us.

does anyone remember the broken version of youll never walk alone we used to sing?????

 

[Another Surrey Shrimper]

Walsall
'you're just a small town in Poland'

 

[alginon1]

"is there a fire drill, is there a fire drill" etc....
when home fans leave early

 

[1966 and all that]

The opposition fans singing to us: "You only sing when you're winning"

Always love that one. :smile:

.... and 'Shall we sing a song for you?'

 

[Suffolk Blue]

F U,
F U C,
F U C K, F**k Off

That used to get a couple of fans ejected which would then mean we'd switch to...

F U,
F U C,
F U C me walking down the street, and I start to cry ...

Such wits :)


My personal favourite though was Oh I do like to be beside the seaside.

In more recent times the Col U fan on a piece of string makes me smile despite myself.