Question Would you sleep with your "Boss" to safeguard your job?

[canveyshrimper]

My boss is a lesbian........

That adds more meaning to the expression putting your finger in the dyke.;)

 

[South Bank Hank]

What happens if you work for yourself?

Will a south bank hank suffice?

Actually, up until 6 months ago, I did work for myself so a nice South Bank Hank would always have worked.

My boss back then was a great guy but my new one is an absolute arse! I'm struggling to cope with working for someone else at the moment so rather than sleep with someone to safeguard my job, I'm far closer to telling the big fella to go **** himself!

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Damn right I would. Animal, vegetable or mineral. I'll do ANYTHING to ANYTHING.

 

[Nobby Snide]

mine..a 27yr old roumanian girl..hell yea, i'd even do her bareback!!!!

 

[Slipperduke]

I live in constant fear of having all of this taken away from me and being forced to get a proper job again. There's nothing I wouldn't do to safeguard myself against such a scenario. Nothing.

*oils up*

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I live in constant fear of having all of this taken away from me and being forced to get a proper job again. There's nothing I wouldn't do to safeguard myself against such a scenario. Nothing.

*oils up*

Happy 3000th SD

 

[* ORM *]

not a chance but on a slightly related note I have had a lot of trouble this evening trying to persuade a woman in our Brussels office (who incidentally is fantastic for her mid 40s age) that my uncontrollable laughter and inability to speak to her for a good 5 mine after without exploding again, had nothing whatsoever to do with her opening comment of "it's hard to talk with a mouthfull of Wellingtons" - apparently these are Belgian sweets

 

[Southend_Lady]

Not sure I would sleep with him to safeguard my job - perhaps a quick blowie for an instant cash bonus of a substantial worth. That's about my limits.....

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not sure I would sleep with him to safeguard my job - perhaps a quick blowie for an instant cash bonus of a substantial worth. That's about my limits.....

Blimey, lets hope he doesn't read this forum eh.

 

[Southend_Lady]

Blimey, lets hope he doesn't read this forum eh.

Not very likely that an Arsenal fan who comes from Huddersfield will be on a Southend United forum. I hope not anyways......although a cash injection right now would be great (thats for you boss if you're reading by some miracle).

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

At Laddies, would have without a doubt; absolute MILFage, no job insecurity needed.

At this new place, methinks not.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Not sure I would sleep with him to safeguard my job - perhaps a quick blowie for an instant cash bonus of a substantial worth. That's about my limits.....

AS scrambles about for loose change down the back of he sofa!!!!