Question Would you sleep with your "Boss" to safeguard your job?

[Winkle]

Hi all, its been a while since I posted anything worthy of late as I dont get much chance to gaze abandatly on the "Shrimperzone forums much"anymore but me and my mate was discussing the credit crunch yesterday and he is dead worried about loosing his job. He went so far as to say that he would quite happily shag his boss of , 58, an old crag as he describes her just to procur and safeguard his employment. He says that she as always had a bit of a soft touch for him and if things dont start improving on the job prospect front then on the christmas bash he is going to go in with gun blazing and try and nail her. He is single and she is divorced with some 20 years between them and he is adamant that in the words of spock "The needs of the few outway the needs of the many * think that he as that the wrong way round (ha ha) but my question is, would you consider prostituting yourself to safeguard your income?

 

[Ricey]

Well seeing as my boss is male, 50 and on the rather large side NO!

 

[MK Shrimper]

Errgh no thanks. I've got so many bosses, but my direct one is a 40 something fat bloke.

 

[Uncle Leo]

A fat Scottish bloke aged about 45. No ta.

I'd go right through our Finance Director though.

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Mine is in her 40s and 40 stone, be like a clowns pocket down there.

 

[Stats]

What happens if you work for yourself?

Will a south bank hank surfice?

 

[toellandback]

Not for the job i'm currently in but maybe for a promotion... Our new area manager is not too bad and i would like to earn more money :unsure: Does that make me slightly shallow?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Not for the job i'm currently in but maybe for a promotion... Our new area manager is not too bad and i would like to earn more money :unsure: Does that make me slightly shallow?

Slightly gay, but hey we knew that.

 

[toellandback]

Slightly gay, but hey we knew that.

It's a woman in her mid-20's so :p

Your the only one that stirs them other feelings in me ;)

 

[MK Shrimper]

You're only human mate, it's understandable. Unfortunately I'm spoken for.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

No way option......Love my wife to much

 

[please delete my account]

Hey there chaps,

I don't have a boss, but I have said to the female members of my staff that any sexual favours they do for me will be looked at favourably, but purely just to trick them into giving me some..

If I do need to sack anyone, the fat, ugly ones and the ones with tiny tits or ones that sag like a 'bag of nails' will be top of the list..

 

[toellandback]

No way option......Love my wife to much

Creep :puke ;)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Creep :puke ;)

When she logs off i will tell you the truth!!

:whistling:

 

[OldBlueLady]

My boss is a lesbian........

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

My boss is a lesbian........

And?????????

 

[OldBlueLady]

She's petite and pretty and young enough to be my daughter!

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

She's petite and pretty and young enough to be my daughter!

Again.......AND????????

;)

 

[OldBlueLady]

Again.......AND????????

;)

.......and now I'm going back to work!

 

[please delete my account]

.......and now I'm going back to work!

Ask your boss if she fancies earning a bit of extra money.
One of my chums is in the porn business and is always on the lookout for new talent..