Would you pot Pinks pink.

[Cricko2]

Ta, Colonel! Lesbians are great for raising smiles. Amongst other things.

Yes but why do most look like thugs? Is it Because one is pretending to be a Man ..All very odd if you want your other lesbian half to look manish go find a man.

 

[Southend_Lady]

Yes but why do most look like thugs? Is it Because one is pretending to be a Man ..All very odd if you want your other lesbian half to look manish go find a man.

I play womens football and come across them all the time, not always thuggish looking either - you would be surprised!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

I play womens football and come across them all the time!

Ooooo-er sounds a bit rude!

 

[Cricko2]

Lesbians are great, but I prefer them to look like they don't open beer bottles with their teeth, roll their own tampons and kickstart their vibrators.

I'm more of a fan of the lesser-spotted, lip-stick lesbians who exist only in the realms of pornography where they lez up for 10 minutes before graciously allowing a chap to get in and finish the job.

Here's to lesbians. Huzzah!

:D :D Thats deserves Rep fellow pact member :D :D

 

[Southend_Lady]

I play womens football and come across them all the time, not always thuggish looking either - you would be surprised!

Ooooo-er sounds a bit rude!

Ok maybe given todays topics I shouldve phrased that differently :thump:

 

[callan]

I play womens football and come across them all the time, not always thuggish looking either - you would be surprised!

Positive rep for that.

 

[Slipperduke]

Ok maybe given todays topics I shouldve phrased that differently :thump:

If Colonel Nutter smiled when I mentioned lesbians, I dread to think what he did in response to that!

 

[Cricko2]

I play womens football and come across them all the time, not always thuggish looking either - you would be surprised!

Do you join them in the showers after?

Slipper asked me to ask this question:rolleyes:

 

[Southend_Lady]

Do you join them in the showers after?

Slipper asked me to ask this question:rolleyes:

Yeah yeah - no I most certainly do not. I wait until I am in the safety of my own home :D

 

[DTS]

Yeah yeah - no I most certainly do not. I wait until I am in the safety of my own home :D

Uggh you skank.......:cry:

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Yeah yeah - no I most certainly do not. I wait until I am in the safety of my own home :D

That's lucky otherwise you would have had Cricko imagining you as "Strap-on Sammy"

 

[Southend_Lady]

Uggh you skank.......:cry:

Would rather be a bit sweaty in my car on the way home than risk getting violated in the showers! TBH though, no one uses the showers where we play not even the men because they are gross

 

[Cricko2]

Would rather be a bit sweaty in my car on the way home than risk getting violated in the showers! TBH though, no one uses the showers where we play not even the men because they are gross

Why are all the men Gross?

 

[Southend_Lady]

Why are all the men Gross?

No the showers are gross

 

[Cricko2]

Another Blonde Day Sam.......Sigh!

 

[Southend_Lady]

Its quite appropriate that this has turned into a lesbian thread as I reckon Pink is definately from Lesbania

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Its quite appropriate that this has turned into a lesbian thread as I reckon Pink is definately from Lesbania

Remind me to positive rep you for this the next time I'm able.
I think you could be on to something there!

 

[Cricko2]

Are they in The Eurovision song contest?

 

[C C Csiders]

Are they in The Eurovision song contest?

No, but apparently DtS is in the Eurovision Dong Contest.

What the likelihood of nul points is, I wouldn't hazard a guess.

 

[Phippsy]

I gotta confess i have a picture of her as my screen saver, i know sad at the age of 32 but i think she is the rudest! dirtiest! sexiest! down to earthiest (cant think of any more est's)

She would def get it anyway she wanted it.....oh and i think she has an amazing voice aswell