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Worst Smell

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When my first offspring was born, the cord that was attached to his belly button took a full three weeks of stinking the place out before me and the missus had had enough so we cut it off with a pair of scissors, the stench was truly putried!
 
C C Csiders said:
Stale pi$$ on a tramp.
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:hilarious:
Which reminds me of the story of the two tramps walking along the road. First tramp says to his mate. "I can smell sh*t, have you sh*t yourself?"

"No" says the second tramp indignantly.

A mile or so further on and the odour is becoming worse and the tramps says "It's getting worse, are you sure you haven't sh*t yourself?"

"Absolutely not" says tramp 2.

Another mile and it becomes too much tramp one says "I don't believe you, you must have sh*t yourself, let me look"

The second tramp pulls down his trousers and pants and sure enough there is a large Richard festering there.

"You dirty *******, you said you hadn't sh*t, but you have"

"Sorry" says his mate "But I thought you meant today":p
 
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