Worst Smell

[Southend_Lady]

After MC so rightly commented on the worst smell, which surely is the smell that comes out of them disgusting Luush shops, I thought it would be appropriate to start a "worst smells" thread.

Mine has to be when the garbage van goes past and then 2 seconds later you get the nasty whiff of everyones rubbish all mixed together.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

That whiff of rubbish is indeed awful. The remains of rotting mice that the cats sometimes catch then leave behind the fridge gets pretty terrible as well.

 

[GrimmRobes]

I've always hated the smell of a train pulling into a station.

 

[cockles is back]

I hate the smell of that dolphines leave on your hands when I am spending 8 months each year rescuing them off the coasts of the Azores. I mean I wouldnt swop my voluntrey work for anything as I soo love helping theses poor defensless creatures, but the smell on your hands after a 15 hour day looking after these guys can really kick up

 

[McNasty]

I hate the smell of that dolphines leave on your hands when I am spending 8 months each year rescuing them off the coasts of the Azores. I mean I wouldnt swop my voluntrey work for anything as I soo love helping theses poor defensless creatures, but the smell on your hands after a 15 hour day looking after these guys can really kick up

Fishy smell on your hands ?

Dolphins , are you sure ? :D

 

[Southend_Lady]

Its an obvious one but I hate the smell of dog ****. Nothing worse than that moment where you feel a slight increase in speed as you are walking and realise that it is due to the slip you just encountered on a freshly laid poo poo. Dont get so much on the street thesedays which is good but the smell is criminal.

 

[Cricko2]

I had an ingrowing hair once on my chest ...well that is was the doctor told me..for over 10 years it just remained there as a small lump.

One Morning I awoke..and it looked red and had swollen slightly. I didnt take much notice to be honest, but over the next few weeks it grew and grew untill it was sticking about an inch off my chest and was very sore...I went to the doctors he said it was now a Cyst which would have to cut out :eek:

Sod that I thought, so I spoke to a lady freind of mine who does Homeopathy and she suggested Magnesium paste to put on it daily.. I did as was advised and never thought for a second from my youth that Magnesium burns.

Within a few days or so after layer upon layer of skin had burnt off I was suddenly faced with a White blob sticking from my chest. I carried on with the treatment untill one day ,one Lunchtime of all times, it exploded....

Now I have smelt Mince gone rotten and hate Dustcarts too..but Never in my life have I smelt anything like the gunge that followed the cyst out of my chest ...10 years it had been fermenting and rotting in me ....I had felt quiet ill the previous two weeks I have no no doubt why now! Without doubt the worst smell ever.

I thought I would just share that with you.:p


Anybody for a Cheese dip?

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Can't believe no one has mentioned a cheesy fanny :fart:

 

[SUFC_Al]

Sulphur! It's just plain wrong.

 

[Cricko2]

Can't believe no one has mentioned a cheesy fanny :fart:

Cheesey? Fishey ..maybe...Yes I have often made an excuse to leave at the moment a young lady has taken her corset and undergarmets off to reveal such a pong!

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Cheesey? Fishey ..maybe...Yes I have often made an excuse to leave at the moment a young lady has taken her corset and undergarmets off to reveal such a pong!

Fish... cheese... it matters not, generally unclean split beef sandwiches can pretty much ruin an evenings work :cry: :p (or not, as the case would be!!!)

 

[Pubey]

that bin between fenchurch st and tower hill is always a bit wiffy

 

[Ailsa Road Shrimper]

Parmesan cheese, I think it smells rotten

 

[RobM]

Oh beat this! I once (somehow) managed to push half a tin of cat food to the back of the cupboard under the sink. Six weeks later I found it and it was moving on its own. Fizzing in fact. The stench was horrible.

Also try a chemical - dimethyl mercaptan. It's like a cross between fermenting cabbage, rotting flesh and boiling sh*t. Not for the faint-hearted!

 

[jstallan]

Parmesan cheese, I think it smells rotten

Is that the one out of a shaker ? Fresh Parmesan is great

 

[Ailsa Road Shrimper]

Is that the one out of a shaker ? Fresh Parmesan is great

Not sure, I just remember there being some in the fridge of my student house a few years ago, the smell ruined everything else in the fridge

 

[Vange Shrimper]

There were some paint cans out in the garden in the house in Cheltenham. I stood on them a few times whilst I was chatting with the neighbour. All you could hear was fizzing noises where it was foaming over and it stank real bad.

 

[Mr. Benedict]

Oh beat this! I once (somehow) managed to push half a tin of cat food to the back of the cupboard under the sink. Six weeks later I found it and it was moving on its own. Fizzing in fact. The stench was horrible.

Good call there. Occaisonally some troublesome young urchin at work would open the ring pull on a cat food can then push it to the back of the shelf. Usually it would stay there for ages - woe betide the unlucky soul who had to take it away, maggots and all.

 

[Benji91]

My nan used to stink - the only other smell that comes close is the smell of public toliets that pass as stations on the DLR line

 

[SUFC_Al]

When me and Brettie Angell (the SZ poster not the SUFC legend) shared a flat a few years back he had a pet snake called Monty (as in python). I went on holiday for a weekend and I came back to the flat with this unbearable stench in the whole flat. Bugger me, we could not find the source until a couple of days later when I pulled out from on top of the fridge the snake's rotten food....DEAD DECOMPOSING MICE!!!!!!!!!

I'll never forget the stench or finding out we had rotting mice corpses in our kitchen :cry: :cry: :minger: