Worst one game wonders ever.

[SW12 Shrimper]

Lee Chapman

 

[coventryshrimper]

Definitely Roscoe Dsane. Away at Shrewsbury - he was shocking and was subbed before very long never to play for us again.

He then went to Aldershot and scored 7 gazillion goals the next season.....:O

 

[On the Boardwalk]

CS J

Half time challenge from a few years back. Can't believe it didn't make the seasons highlights DVD as it was the funniest thing ever.

The St John's Ambulance guys waiting nearby with a stretcher were cacking themselves

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (On the Boardwalk @ Aug. 16 2006,13:30)]CS J

Half time challenge from a few years back. Can't believe it didn't make the seasons highlights DVD as it was the funniest thing ever.

The St John's Ambulance guys waiting nearby with a stretcher were cacking themselves

you my bald bald bald headed friend.. need to get a life..

still free mcdonalds for all eh?

 

[J]

oh and where are those pink gloves?

 

[On the Boardwalk]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Aug. 16 2006,14:02)]oh and where are those pink gloves?

Gloves are for gaylords, so you'll need to ask your dad

 

[J]

Quote[/b] (On the Boardwalk @ Aug. 16 2006,14:05)]

Quote[/b] (CS J @ Aug. 16 2006,14:02)]oh and where are those pink gloves?

Gloves are for gaylords, so you'll need to ask your dad

yet i have pictures of you wearing them?

all to lift a shed

 

[Blueeyedboy]

Michael Husbands - in and out like a fart in a calender but never ever looked like scoring. Did he ever score in training?

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (coventryshrimper @ Aug. 16 2006,13:05)]Definitely Roscoe Dsane.  Away at Shrewsbury - he was shocking and was subbed before very long never to play for us again.

He then went to Aldershot and scored 7 gazillion goals the next season.....:O

He made two appearances.


As did Rio Alderton

I'd like to nominate Ben Smith

 

[Firestorm]

Gareth Risbridger

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Uxbridge Shrimper @ Aug. 16 2006,11:44)]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Aug. 16 2006,10:33)]Dean Holness

He played twice!

But he was rubbish.

Yeah, but did those two appearances add up to a full 90 minutes?

He was indeed sh!te and proof that the Dream Team programme is much the same!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Quote[/b] (Firestorm @ Aug. 17 2006,09:54)]Gareth Risbridger

But Risbridger's one minute appearance as a sub at the end of a game was enough to get one fan to exhal his contribution to the history of Southend United by having his name and number printed onto the back of his replica shirt.

BTW - If we are to mention Risbridger then surely we should tip a hat at Ben Smith, although it was down to injury that he didn't play another game for the Shrimpers.

 

[Firestorm]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Aug. 17 2006,09:07)]

Quote[/b] (Firestorm @ Aug. 17 2006,09:54)]Gareth Risbridger

But Risbridger's one minute appearance as a sub at the end of a game was enough to get one fan to exhal his contribution to the history of Southend United by having his name and number printed onto the back of his replica shirt.

BTW - If we are to mention Risbridger then surely we should tip a hat at Ben Smith, although it was down to injury that he didn't play another game for the Shrimpers.

Risbridgers cameo appearance was both entertaining and committed, it certainly got the crowd going and, If I remember correctly, upset the oppositions tempo at a time we were hanging on to a slender lead. But it did not involve the ball and mainly occured when we weren't in possession...
honestly he wasn't very good..........

 

[londonblue]

Mario Walsh.

He had one good game in a 5 nil win away at Aldershot where he had a hand in all five goals. Other than that he was awful.

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Mario Walsh!! Best remembered for his spectacular clearance of his OWN goal-line!! Did we ship him back to Col Ewe pronto?

 

[Napster]

Quote[/b] (Xàbia Shrimper @ Aug. 17 2006,09:07)]BTW - If we are to mention Risbridger then surely we should tip a hat at Ben Smith, although it was down to injury that he didn't play another game for the Shrimpers.

echo!

 

[SUBBlue]

Quote[/b] (Beefy @ Aug. 16 2006,11:32)]

Quote[/b] (Firestorm @ Aug. 16 2006,10:58)]Petr Belsvik QPR Away

Tony Currie : Pulled a muscle before he even got on the pitch, never to be seen again

Best one game wonder Lee Chapman
1 game  1 Goal 1

Belsvik played more than once, looked decent and scored a good goal against Stoke.

A back header at the near post from a corner as I recall, never rated him but Johnny Nielsen looked ok..

 

[Badger74]

Dominic Foley i belive played one game at wrexham and was the worst blues player EVER TO PULL ON A SOUTHEND SHIRT!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

edit - see below:

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Actually Foley played five games for the Shrimpers whilst on loan from Watford in the early Spring of 2003; his debut was indeed the 3-0 defeat at Wrexham and he went on to play four more games before being shipped back to the Hornets. Six international caps though ...

The worst player ever? Definitely not, especially when you consider Eric Steele, Barry Silkman, Chris Ramsey, Trevor Whymark ...