Worst Movie Ever

[Slipperduke]

I always thought that 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' had this award nailed, but I've found a new winner.

I wasn't expecting much, but I had a couple of hours to myself before the Chelsea game tonight and I spotted 'Disaster Movie' on the Sky Anytime. Why not give it a go?

Sweet Mercy. It's the worst thing I've ever seen through any medium at any point in my life. And that includes the week we did Abstract Theatre in GCSE Drama and the fat girls in 10S2 did a slow motion dance to highlight the dangers of global warming.

In the first five minutes you get a man falling over in poo, a man being hit in the balls and a drawn-out burp gag. After this comedic zenith, the film completely falls apart. It's like a homage to trailers for films that no-one went to see. After fifteen minutes, I had to turn off. I felt dirty. I still feel violated now. I'm going to have a bath.

In the meantime, Worst Film Ever?

 

[davewebbsbrain]

Snakes on a Plane

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

That Napoleon something or other, awful ****

 

[Pubey]

Dirty Dancing 2

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Snakes on a Plane

Whats that about then ??

 

[Mad Cyril]

Moving Violations.

Imagine third rate copy of one of the latter Police Academy films and you are there.

 

[Swiss Tony]

The deer hunter,worst ever.

 

[adwebb16]

30 Days of Night was woeful!

 

[Pubey]

30 Days of Night was woeful!

booo, i quite liked it!!!

 

[Clinton Baptiste]

Hancock, absolute guff.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Legally Blonde, 2 hours of my life I will never get back.

 

[Strykr]

Mars attacks, (the pain)

 

[Smudger]

Jurassic Park

 

[EastStandBlue]

Spanglish or I Heart Huckabees... My Flatmate has an odd fixation with that guy from Dogma, I think it's Jason Smith, and he directed both of these. They are painfully awful.

 

[MrB]

Moulin Rouge and 8 Mile for me.

 

[duncan bulgaria]

The deer hunter,worst ever.

The sequels not bad though , it follows the Life of Dr Harold Shipman , its called the ' Old dear hunter ' .

It rivals John Rambo for the amount of violence and deaths in a film .

 

[DTS]

Snakes on a Plane

Boooooooo - Not the best but quite funny in a slap stick way.

Cant believe Mr B said 8 mile either. There is some good battles in there is you like that sort of thing so I am told. Plus Brittany Murphy always worth looking at.

 

[DTS]

May I be the first to nominate Guest House Paradiso. The film based losely on the TV show bottom - Rik Mayall and Ade Edemenson . 90 odd mins od ****.

 

[Davros]

Cabin Fever

 

[GBJ]

I always thought that 'Pirates of the Caribbean 3' had this award nailed, but I've found a new winner.

I wasn't expecting much, but I had a couple of hours to myself before the Chelsea game tonight and I spotted 'Disaster Movie' on the Sky Anytime. Why not give it a go?

Sweet Mercy. It's the worst thing I've ever seen through any medium at any point in my life. And that includes the week we did Abstract Theatre in GCSE Drama and the fat girls in 10S2 did a slow motion dance to highlight the dangers of global warming.

In the first five minutes you get a man falling over in poo, a man being hit in the balls and a drawn-out burp gag. After this comedic zenith, the film completely falls apart. It's like a homage to trailers for films that no-one went to see. After fifteen minutes, I had to turn off. I felt dirty. I still feel violated now. I'm going to have a bath.

In the meantime, Worst Film Ever?

Started watching this the other day, i think i got about 20 mins into it before almost smashing the TV up, just to mkae sure it never came on my screen ever again. Definitly one of the worst films ever made.