Whats Your Biggest Drink Related Problem?

[RobM]

I just talk twaddle. Then again I do that anyway in my alter ego.

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

I think my most embarrasing moments have been ..

1. Years ago , going out with a girl from the Yellow advertiser...got drunk as a skunk..went back to hers for the normal 4 hours of love making.....Got up in the night to go to the loo half pished still and the next thing I heard was her shouting "oi why are you peeing in my wardrobe".

2. Similar vein .But was at my sisters for Sunday lunch oneday .we all got ratted and i did the same in her Washing basket.

:o :p

There are two many to list in truth ;)

you should talk to a certain SZFC member (and moderator) who's target wasn't a wardrobe - it was yorkshire bambi's shoes and another szfc's members jacket!!! the best bit was he just casually wandered back to bed after and had absolutely no memory of it the next morning. it was a famous occasion!!

This is a good thread. I'm another one who texts/rings pretty much everyone in my phone book at about 3am when i'm fcuked. Memory loss isn't too bad, for the 2 or 3 days afterwards i normally keep remembering little bits and pieces and it slowly all comes together :thump:

 

[chadded]

1. Ring and txt everyone. Pretty much a standard thing, this.

2. Attempt to pull a fittie. Again, pretty much a standard thing.

3. End up with a horror. Ditto above.

4. Get naked in public.

 

[Winkle]

Definatly with you on the severe lack of memory, but according to other half, I have a habit of talking complete and utter b*****s to complete strangers and then repeating it all again minutes later.... thats why I'm abstaining for a month!

 

[RobM]

Substaining? That's a new word!

 

[Winkle]

Substaining? That's a new word!

Corrected, see, I cant even remember words now!!

 

[Jonny_Stokes]

Become induced by the shiny lights of essentially rigged quiz machines and pour last orders' round money into it's dark heart.

 

[Alexis_SUFC]

I usually lose my memory and find myself sobering up in a completely random place not knowing how I got there, the best one was at uni there is a special day for the sports teams to raise money for charity, it basically involves lots of drinking and then finishing off at one of the SU bars. We started at 9am downing 4 cans and whatever else we could find, by 11 I was ****ed and can't remember much else, vaguely remember leaving the SU bar to go to cheltenham to get a taxi back to gloucester.
After a while (3 hours-ish) of walking I come to a sign saying welcome to cheltenham, turns out I walked 7 miles the wrong way, luckily managed to flag down a cab, all of this while dressed as a scout.

I often end up phoning/texting people to, while I was in southend for christmas I phoned a girl from uni that lives in bristol to try and get her to let me in as I couldn't find my keys. I was adament that I was at uni still and getting a bit ****ed off when she wouldn't let me in, turned out my keys were in my pocket the whole time.

 

[BrettieAngell]

Not knowing when to stop!

My tolerance has increased alot over the last couple of years, I used to have 'blackouts' quite alot but not as much anymore. I remember one night when I drunk a whole bottle of JD and a few beers and the next morning I couldn't remember a single thing about the night!

 

[Xàbia Shrimper]

Check the outgoing messages folder on your mobile phone; they tend to bring back a few memories ...

 

[BoyWonder2]

Check the outgoing messages folder on your mobile phone; they tend to bring back a few memories ...

My phone doesn't automatically do it, and when I'm drunk, I am incapable of selecting this option.

 

[EastStandBlue]

Could use some technical advice here...


After a shameful last night, I can't use my phone because I spilt water on it and then passed out. I woke up and it was in a pool of water on my floor, along with my wallet. I've left it out to dry, but now the screen has got condensation in it and it still won't turn on...


Is it ****ed?

 

[Cheltenham Shrimper]

Pretty much!! :D