Question What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Yellow river.........by I.P.Daily

 

[Benfleet A1]

White horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. Barman says 'we have a whisky named after you'
'What says the horse, Eric'

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Where does a baby ape sleep....................


..................In an apricot

 

[The Big Shrimp]

White horse walks into a bar and orders a beer. Barman says 'we have a whisky named after you'
'What says the horse, Eric'

After that disappointment, the barman says to him, why the long face?

 

[Gt Yarmouth Shrimper]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head.

Dug

 

[chadded]

How do you make a hormone?


Don't pay her.

I should be a comedian.

 

[South Bank Hank]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head.

Dug

And a man without a spade in his head...?

 

[chadded]

Dugless........

 

[Usual_Suspect]

What's green and smells of pork?




Kermit's fingers

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Walt Disney are making a feature length movie about the "OJ Simpson" murder case.................

They are going to call it...........

 

[Gt Yarmouth Shrimper]

How do you make a hormone?


Don't pay her.

I should be a comedian.

or

Put sawdust in the vaseline

 

[chadded]

What's green and smells of pork?

The General's bogies?

 

[chadded]

two sausages in a fryin pan

one screams 'aaaghh its hot in here'

the other screams

'aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggghhh talking sausage!!!'

 

[South Bank Hank]

Walt Disney are making a feature length movie about the "OJ Simpson" murder case.................

They are going to call it...........

Honey, I killed my wife!

 

[chadded]

'Graeme Jones is a garuanteed 20 goal a season targetman.'

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

I got a new anorexic girlfriend.

It's not going too well - these days, I'm seeing less and less of her.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Honey, I killed my wife!

Try again mate

 

[jassyfa1]

A policeman came to my house with a tree branch I had apparently being shoving up diarrhea patients bums'.

I told him he had the wrong end of the stick.

 

[jassyfa1]

What do you call a man with a spade on his head.

Dug

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

You call him an ambulance. He may have fractured his skull.

 

[Kris]

What do you get if you pour ice cream over a football team?

Aston Vanilla