Question What's the worst joke you've ever heard?

[pringlejon]

Looking for the worst joke ever that literally brings about a reaction from you, one that means you cant speak or start to put into words how attrocious it was. One that has this effect on me:

Job vacancy: Mind-reader.

The correct applicant will know what we're looking for.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

I could only PM it mate.....would be an instant ban otherwise!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

One of the worst jokes ever, and im suprised no one has mentioned that one yet.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Anything that originates from Jim Davidson.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Anything that originates from Jim Davidson.

Wow, controversial. What next, a dig at Des O'Connor?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Wow, controversial. What next, a dig at Des O'Connor?

To be fair Des is more of a light entertainer than a comedian.

 

[canveyshrimper]

I could only PM it mate.....would be an instant ban otherwise!

The thought police are here Dave, I'll ban you for thinking it.:)

I saw a sign at a clairvoyants office. Closed due to unforseen circumstances.:stunned:

 

[davewebbsbrain]

What do you get if you stand under a cow?







A pat on the head!

 

[McNasty]

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs ?


A wonky.

 

[HUTTON]

Leyton Orient nuff said

 

[canveyshrimper]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.:)

 

[pringlejon]

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.:)

that's so bad, i actually laughed

 

[Vange Shrimper]

Why did the sausage roll? Because it saw the apple turnover....... :dim:

 

[Gremlin]

Q - What's brown and sticky?

A - A stick

 

[Vange Shrimper]

What would Edward Woodward sound like without the d's?

Ewar Woowar

Do Apoligise. I blame my brother for that one.

 

[MK Shrimper]

What's the difference between a bufallo and a bison?

Can't wash your hands in a buffallo.

 

[The Big Shrimp]

A man walks into a bar. Ouch!!!

 

[RobM]

Two peanuts in a bar. One was assaulted.

 

[shrimp to 11]

Q - What's brown and sticky?

A - A stick

Also, poo.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

4 years in a saddle...by Major Bumsore