Question What wakes you up?

[Pubey]

12 inches of pork needing a wee.

i find i either need to do a handstand or have to take aim from the hallway!

 

[MK Shrimper]

12 inches of pork needing a wee.

Cuddly........ :stunned:

 

[The General]

The alarm goes off every two mins and normally up by the second or third!

 

[londonblue]

I wake up between half five and six every morning without fail. I still set an alarm for 6.46 (don't ask!) just in case, but don't need it.

If I get woken up before then it's usually my son that wakes me...

 

[Gremlin]

I thought the question was WHAT wakes us up? The answer in my case is often, blissfully, birdsong. Failing that, and far less pleasing, my BlackBerry.

 

[Dave of the Match]

The default ringtone for Sony Ericsson phones. Hit snooze about 3-4 times.

 

[Matt the Shrimp]

I'm usually woken my daughter, babbling to herself in the next room, which is my cue to go and fetch her for her morning feed.

I'm occasionally woken by my mobile phone alarm, which plays some random Sony tune (called "Softly") and which buzzes away on the bedside cabinet.

On Fridays, I'm woken by the bin-men, who come round at an ungodly hour of the morning (usually c. 5 a.m.) to pull all the bins noisily to the kerb in readiness for the arrival of the bin lorry a couple of hours later.

:)

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

to be honest i usually have some cereal and check SZ whilst still in my pants

YUKKKK

Ow well, didn't want me lunch anyway!!!

 

[BrettieAngell]

Your mum!!

 

[BaileytheQuitter]

Nothing. I love being a student in the holidays.

 

[Bazza the dog]

Usually far to much cocaine from the night, followed by ******* myself stupid until you hear the birds singing and knowing you have a nightmare day ahead of you with no sleep and a hangover.

Still you have to have a laugh don't ya.

 

[Firestorm]

The sound of dripping on the Bedroom floor once my bag fills up

 

[chadded]

The tannoy going off, my mate walking in asking if I want breakfast at 6am, or a Tornado F3. None get me out of bed though.

 

[GBJ]

Normally my bird gettin ready for work. Every morning we go throught he same routine.

*my bird fannying around getting ready*

me: are you trying to wind me up or something?
bird: ra rar ra ra ra ra ra ra
me: can you either shut the **** up or please go in the other room
bird: ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
me: shut up!! it's half ****ing seven!!

 

[Rob Noxious]

Seagulls. Talking of which, I am not normally a man of violence but if Rusty's crew do catch up with Spartan in a few weeks' time, then please give the BB a slap for me...

 

[Pubey]

Normally my bird gettin ready for work. Every morning we go throught he same routine.

*my bird fannying around getting ready*

me: are you trying to wind me up or something?
bird: ra rar ra ra ra ra ra ra
me: can you either shut the **** up or please go in the other room
bird: ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
me: shut up!! it's half ****ing seven!!

 

[Vange Shrimper]

On a work day, Radio 5 wakes me up at 5.25, or on holiday, my phone alarm goes off instead at a better hour, like 8am.

Either that or Rich's snoring wakes me up :p

 

[Che's Left Foot]

I am woken up every morning with a recording of my own flatulence.
I have a list of approx 20 to choose from. Most of them sound like angry ducks.

Kind Regards

haha superb!

 

[SUFC_Al]

Alarm Clock (hit snooze)
Phone (hit snooze)
Alarm Clock (hit snooze)
Phone (hit snooze)
Alarm ... well you get the idea

This goes on for at least half an hour before i can actually drag my sorry *** outta bed

that roughly follows my morning *ahem* routine

 

[sufc_tom]

Currently my neighbours new puppy wailing and barking at 3.30 in the morning :madman: