Question What wakes you up?

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

What with many people now using there Mobile Phones to wake themselves up instead of the traditional alarm clock.

What do you use?

And if its your mobile, what song wakes you up in the morning, I have had Stevie Nicks - Landslide waking up up for the last year or so.

 

[Hotman]

numphgirl's snoring

 

[OldBlueLady]

If I need waking up and the inbuilt hasn't kicked in, it's just the radio coming on - Martin and Su.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Radio 2 - usually Sarah Kennedy.

Though I should say I generally wake up 5 mins before the alarm like I have a natural alarm in my head.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

numphgirl's snoring

She doesn't snore when she is in bed with me mate, maybe you are doing something wrong!!!

;)

 

[BLUEBLOOD]

Alarm Clock (hit snooze)
Phone (hit snooze)
Alarm Clock (hit snooze)
Phone (hit snooze)
Alarm ... well you get the idea

This goes on for at least half an hour before i can actually drag my sorry *** outta bed

 

[Mad Cyril]

I don't sleep that well so everything wakes me up.

 

[Rob Noxious]

'Drunk Central' - the street we live in is on the way back from a nightclub for most Penzantians and as I like the window open I am generally awoken by their erudite discourses on the great issues of the day...

 

[Eastblack]

stress and worry, generally. Then I sleep through the alarm.

 

[Napster]

Alarm goes off at 6:05. I used to wake up to Nobody Does it Better, which was a good morale boost. Before that, it was Batman, and Commissioner Gordon shouting Gotham City needs you Batman. That confused a few people who stayed over.

 

[Aberdeen Shrimper]

Alarm goes off at 6:05. I used to wake up to Nobody Does it Better, which was a good morale boost. Before that, it was Batman, and Commissioner Gordon shouting Gotham City needs you Batman. That confused a few people who stayed over.

I just had the mental image and promptly spat out my hot chocolate through laughter!

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

My radio wakes me up. Was Radio 6 but that's gone downhill (since Jupitus left) so at the moment it's Classic FM.

 

[davewebbsbrain]

My kids..every morning without fail!

 

[Rob Noxious]

I am woken up every morning with a recording of my own flatulence.
I have a list of approx 20 to choose from. Most of them sound like angry ducks.

Kind Regards

I had to stop myself pushing one out as a result of laughing at this! I'd put another shot of green towards your 'comic genius' rating Tarkers if I could - but it will have to wait till I've spread some more around.

 

[Davros]

im woken up in the morning by the good lady, who brings me breakfast in bed... except at the weekend, when i have to make my own breakfast

 

[Ron Manager]

The bright sun of another perfect Queensland winter's day beginning to shine through the window.

 

[Pubey]

I get up when I want, except on wednesdays, when I get rudely wakened by the dustmen

 

[Ron Manager]

I get up when I want, except on wednesdays, when I get rudely wakened by the dustmen

Then do you put your trousers on, have a cup of tea amd think about leaving the house?

 

[Pubey]

Then do you put your trousers on, have a cup of tea amd think about leaving the house?

to be honest i usually have some cereal and check SZ whilst still in my pants

 

[Cricko]

12 inches of pork needing a wee.