What is the most annoying profession

[DTS]

I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad.

Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or Cool Water and give you a spray of that for some cash. I also hate the bloody kids lolly they have on offer cause thats really what I fancy eating on a night out.

Worse thing is people that give em money. Normally they are hammered but I really think these toilet attendants are scum of the earth.

What profession do you hate most ?

 

[C C Csiders]

Mortgage brokers.

Eh? What? Oh!

 

[Interpol Shrimper]

Doorstaff.

OK, fair enough in this day & age there is a need for bouncers but certainly out & about here in Glasgow, they have this self-important attitude & have no level of customer service. If I hear the "so where have you been drinking tonight then?" question one more time I think I'll go mad. I mean it's not as if I've got £50 on the hip to drink in your pub/club is it?

The classic one was a couple of days after this new bar opened & there was about 7 of us from work (a mixed group 4 ladies, 3 guys) and we tried to get in only to be told "Sorry, you're not regulars!" REGULARS, how can you have regulars after being open for a total of 25 hours?

 

[KrustyTheKray]

Jobsworth Traffic Wardens.

Got a parking ticket on the day of the parade. I hate them with a passion

 

[perth shrimper]

Childrens Nurses.
Scum the lot of them.

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

Sales Reps, phoning people up and pi$$ing them off to try and take their money

 

[blues_r_best]

Quote[/b] (Shrimpersarmy @ May 12 2006,16:19)]Sales Reps, phoning people up and pi$$ing them off to try and take their money

So you don't like your job then?

 

[Shrimpersarmy]

 

[Guest]

Some of the stewards think because they have a bright jacket on they are gods!

Some of the away games in League 2 were the worst! (Just a distant memory now!).

But also double glazing salesmen! Dont ever give Zenith (now Bowater I think!) your number, they will not take no for an answer, had to threaten legal action before they stopped calling me!

 

[Uncle Leo]

London Undergorund staff - nearly all unhelpful sods who just hang around the station drinking tea and getting in the way of paying punters.

 

[Nestudas]

Estate agents

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ May 12 2006,12:41)]I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad.

Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or Cool Water and give you a spray of that for some cash. I also hate the bloody kids lolly they have on offer cause thats really what I fancy eating on a night out.

Worse thing is people that give em money. Normally they are hammered but I really think these toilet attendants are scum of the earth.

What profession do you hate most ?

Sounds like you have been to Oceana, Kingston.

Did they sing songs aswell?

No tissue, no issue and You've got to Freshen up, don't you know freshen up!

 

[EastStandBlue]

Quote[/b] (Southend-on-Sea @ May 13 2006,15:58)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ May 12 2006,12:41)]I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad.

Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or Cool Water and give you a spray of that for some cash. I also hate the bloody kids lolly they have on offer cause thats really what I fancy eating on a night out.

Worse thing is people that give em money. Normally they are hammered but I really think these toilet attendants are scum of the earth.

What profession do you hate most ?

Sounds like you have been to Oceana, Kingston.

Did they sing songs aswell?

No tissue, no issue and You've got to Freshen up, don't you know freshen up!

Varsity is a culprit of this as well.

The Toilet attendant in there has become something of a joke, all he seems to do is Sing and Dance to Michael Jackson, then pesters you when you're washing your hands innocently.
Apparently though, the one in the womans toilet is worse. All she does is sit in one of the Sinks and Smokes.

 

[Guest]

Watched the Cup Final in Varsity earlier, was anyone else there to see the Wet Spam supporters kickin each others heads in after the game? Was absolutely crazy, they had to shut the pub in the end, about 6 cop cars and 2 ambulances outside!

Just glad Liverpool won, even if it was the dreaded penalties. Until they started the infightng I was actually feeling sorry for them!

Just got off the last train home from Southend to Basildon and a load of dick head Wet Spam supporters trying to wreck the train, they were also singing like they had won.... LOSERS!

 

[chalkwell blue]

Quote[/b] (TrainCrewBlues @ May 14 2006,00:10)]Watched the Cup Final in Varsity earlier, was anyone else there to see the Wet Spam supporters kickin each others heads in after the game? Was absolutely crazy, they had to shut the pub in the end, about 6 cop cars and 2 ambulances outside!

Just glad Liverpool won, even if it was the dreaded penalties. Until they started the infightng I was actually feeling sorry for them!

Just got off the last train home from Southend to Basildon and a load of dick head Wet Spam supporters trying to wreck the train, they were also singing like they had won.... LOSERS!  

Tried to get into vasiety after game, got turned away. Didnt see any cops about though. I was walking up the high street aftere game. Westham fans were mouthing off to everyone. Saw saw man in liverpool shirt get glassed by some westham clown. God it was only a game, not the end of the world.

 

[Guest]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ May 12 2006,12:41)]I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad.

Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or Cool Water and give you a spray of that for some cash. I also hate the bloody kids lolly they have on offer cause thats really what I fancy eating on a night out.

Worse thing is people that give em money. Normally they are hammered but I really think these toilet attendants are scum of the earth.

What profession do you hate most ?

Burgess Hill based financial advisers really get on my tits. Sending 'em all to hell, soon as I get the chance.

MUTHAf%&kAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

[Ron Manager]

Quote[/b] (C C Csiders @ May 12 2006,12:50)]Mortgage brokers.

Eh? What? Oh!  

 

Yep, definitely Mortgage Brokers. I did cross over to the dark side myself for a while but now I'm back with a lender I can confirm that broker's are the biggest pain in the backside in my line of work.

They submit half completed forms and expect everything done yesterday, meaning my staff do all the work and then the broker gets paid!!!!!!!

Thankfully the tide is turning (at least at my company) and a far greater emphasis is being placed on the business we generate ourselves (because we don't have to pay huge sums in proc fees for it). This means my targets are just for that, not for introduced mortgages from brokers, and I can tell them that unless they provide all the neccessary info and status their case will just sit on my desk until they do.

Of course this is of no interest to anyone not working in the mortgage industry, but it does make me feel better having had a rant about it  

 

[DTS]

Quote[/b] (Guest @ May 14 2006,03:42)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ May 12 2006,12:41)]I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad.

Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or Cool Water and give you a spray of that for some cash. I also hate the bloody kids lolly they have on offer cause thats really what I fancy eating on a night out.

Worse thing is people that give em money. Normally they are hammered but I really think these toilet attendants are scum of the earth.

What profession do you hate most ?

Burgess Hill based financial advisers really get on my tits. Sending 'em all to hell, soon as I get the chance.

MUTHAf%&kAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

 

Nice of you to use your real name God - Very brave.

 

[MrB]

Quote[/b] (EastStandBlue @ May 13 2006,16:59)]

Quote[/b] (Southend-on-Sea @ May 13 2006,15:58)]

Quote[/b] (Dave the Shrimper @ May 12 2006,12:41)]I really really hate those people that stand in tolielts in clubs or pubs and try and give you a paper towel in reutrn for a tip. Makes me so mad.

Not like I need help to go for a gypsies when I do it at home all the time. I hate the way they always have well dated aftershave such as Joop or Cool Water and give you a spray of that for some cash. I also hate the bloody kids lolly they have on offer cause thats really what I fancy eating on a night out.

Worse thing is people that give em money. Normally they are hammered but I really think these toilet attendants are scum of the earth.

What profession do you hate most ?

Sounds like you have been to Oceana, Kingston.

Did they sing songs aswell?

No tissue, no issue and You've got to Freshen up, don't you know freshen up!

Varsity is a culprit of this as well.

The Toilet attendant in there has become something of a joke, all he seems to do is Sing and Dance to Michael Jackson, then pesters you when you're washing your hands innocently.
Apparently though, the one in the womans toilet is worse. All she does is sit in one of the Sinks and Smokes.

Most clubs have them there as:
a) they don't have to pay them, they work only from tips
b) it's a way of keeping tabs of what's going on in the toilets as you don't tend to have CCTV in there.

Still annoying though.

 

[The Artful Shrimper]

Office Managers.

They're all f*&kwits.

I can't even begin to write my observations as it will be a tome which will be the longest post ever.

so...

Office Managers

They are ALL a waste of space.