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Question What is making you happy today?

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Hi everyone! I have a question. I seem to remember a series starring Ronnie Corbett as a middle aged man named Timothy who still lived with his parents, but they still treated him like a child. What was this show called ?
 
The sun is shining and in the absence of the Eastern European car cleaning mafia we have cleaned the car. It's all shiny now without a drop of jettisoned aiviation fuel on it due to the demise of Easy jet flying over our house. Woo hoo. No doubt it will become a more tempting target for the pigeons.
 
Rootshallbloke said:
The sun is shining and in the absence of the Eastern European car cleaning mafia we have cleaned the car. It's all shiny now without a drop of jettisoned aiviation fuel on it due to the demise of Easy jet flying over our house. Woo hoo. No doubt it will become a more tempting target for the pigeons.
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The second I wash mine, bomber command send over a squadron of seagulls who direct hit with pinpoint precision. My application to install an AT AT Gun has been refused by the council on numerous occasions.
 
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The second I wash mine, bomber command send over a squadron of seagulls who direct hit with pinpoint precision. My application to install an AT AT Gun has been refused by the council on numerous occasions.
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I do find that bird s*** is easier to remove than that rainbow coloured aviation fuel mist that smears the windscreen. At least the s*** is organic (corrosive but organic), so early s*** removal is probably the key.
 
Rootshallbloke said:
The sun is shining and in the absence of the Eastern European car cleaning mafia we have cleaned the car. It's all shiny now without a drop of jettisoned aiviation fuel on it due to the demise of Easy jet flying over our house. Woo hoo. No doubt it will become a more tempting target for the pigeons.
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Polished it this afternoon. I wore a sunhat and a false beard so none of the neighbours would know it was me out of the house for a second time.
 
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