Question What is making you happy today?

[* ORM *]

Oh and I'm on my way to play football. Still playing competitively and not in a Vets league, though I must admit that was tempting this season. Not bad for a 50 year old smoker. Generally a centre back these days, occasionally defensive midfield and
I've got more pace than Barrett, two feet, don't cuddle the opposition and more blue blood veins. :smile:

For any SZFC lurkers out here you won't be surprised to learn I haven't scored in the (near) 5 years I've been here. I'm posting this as I have a strange feeling I'm going to score today!

No goal and we lost:nope:

 

[RobM]

No goal and we lost:nope:

Bong! What was the score?

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Bong! What was the score?

what this site needs is a rob coxious buma blue me me me stlye thread on the great and almighty orm.
What was the great orms choice of breakfast today? Vodka straight in the eyeball im guessing.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The world No.1 in men's tennis. :thumbsup:

 

[OldBlueLady]

Two family weddings in April and July next year - it's going to be an expensive one!

 

[RobM]

what this site needs is a rob coxious buma blue me me me stlye thread on the great and almighty orm.
What was the great orms choice of breakfast today? Vodka straight in the eyeball im guessing.

Er...maybe my English isn't very good.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Er...maybe my English isn't very good.

I would say it is much better then mine.

 

[Benfleet A1]

The world No.1 in men's tennis. :thumbsup:

You kept that quite.

 

[MK Shrimper]

You kept that quite.

Yeah, didn't want to reveal my true identity. :stunned:

 

[Jedi Shrimper]

Tickets booked for Rogue One, midnight screening :smile:

 

[Napster]

Tickets booked for Rogue One, midnight screening :smile:

I'm tempted to tell the missus it's called Rouge One and it's about make up.

 

[Ricey]

Took the fire hazard back to Vauxhall for its recall this morning. Thought I would be sat there for hours but they did it in an hour and had a brew whilst I was there.

Managed to finish the final pages of The Nowhere Men whilst I was there. If you haven't read it already then put it on your Christmas list.

 

[* ORM *]

Bong! What was the score?

3-0. Harsh, but they converted chances, we didn't. And Berrichone! Very harsh! :smile:

 

[Ricey]

Christmas shopping done and finished all from the comfort of my home.

 

[Mad Cyril]

Just bought my son his first pair of football boots.

Even persuaded him to go for an understated black pair as well.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Trump honoured by Native Americans.

Thought this was funny.



Donald Trump was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native
American's present standard of living. He referred to how he had
supported every Native American issue that came to the news media.

Although Mr. Trump was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed
most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his
"red sisters and brothers."

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented him with a plaque
inscribed with his new Indian name, "Walking Eagle."

The proud Mr. Trump accepted the plaque and then departed in his
motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select
the new name they had given to the Donald.

They explained that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full
of **** it can no longer fly.

 

[Benfleet A1]

My son has decided he is going to be a full time Southend fan.

That's my boy.:smile:

 

[londonblue]

My son has decided he is going to be a full time Southend fan.

That's my boy.:smile:

I didn't realise you could make a career of it.

 

[RHB]

I didn't realise you could make a career of it.

I think it's more of a vocation. Ain't a large amount of dosh involved I'd imagine.

 

[Mad Cyril]

My son has decided he is going to be a full time Southend fan.

That's my boy.:smile:

My son used to cry every time I put him in a Southend shirt.