Question What is making you happy today?

[MK Shrimper]

Using the term "en-masse" in an email to senior management. Up that ladder we go.....:smile:

 

[RHB]

Using the term "en-masse" in an email to senior management. Up that ladder we go.....:smile:

In that final period before my retirement I endeavoured to fit the word 'turgid' into as many annual staff reports as I could of those that used to get on my tits during the year. Very therapeutic it was too.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

My boy has landed a job,not as good as Sonics but it will do.

 

[SonicShrimper]

Does he have any e-learning to do before he starts? If yes, pass my condolences on, it's a total bitch. If not, tell him he's a lucky sod.

 

[ooh-andy-ansah]

Rita is making me happy....
[video]http://video.dailymail.co.uk/video/mol/2015/12/12/1912290782412649437/640x360_1912290782412649437.mp4[/video]

 

[Uncle Leo]

Work has just given everyone a £100 high street gift voucher as a Christmas present. Nice touch.

May require e-learning to learn how to redeem it though.

 

[Pubey]

Designing a 'base' for mulled wine (both non alcoholic and alcoholic versions). Want to be able to mix the base with either wine or juice and chuck in some fruit and warm it up.

Yes, I'm procrastinating away my notice period.

 

[Napster]

Got £50 amazon voucher last week from division head as a prize for working hard. which went immediately on kids xmas presents.

 

[Napster]

More e-learning developed for work- this time on marine consultancy.

 

[Supernaut]

More e-learning developed for work- this time on marine consultancy.

All this talk of 'e-learning' keeps making me think of...

[video=youtube;Mhg7vxTM9Q4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mhg7vxTM9Q4[/video]

 

[MK Shrimper]

Recently did some E-Learning on "Morality within Network Rail".

I managed to complete it under 2 minutes by blatantly ignoring the videos and clicking on the multiple choice answers until I got it right. :happy:

Boiled down to: Don't accept any freebies from anyone and don't shag your colleagues. Fortunately nothing about abusing the company's internet policy........:whistling:

 

[RHB]

Recently did some E-Learning on "Morality within Network Rail".

I managed to complete it under 2 minutes by blatantly ignoring the videos and clicking on the multiple choice answers until I got it right. :happy:

Boiled down to: Don't accept any freebies from anyone and don't shag your colleagues. Fortunately nothing about abusing the company's internet policy........:whistling:

It's ok to **** your customers presumably??

 

[MK Shrimper]

It's ok to **** your customers presumably??

The TOCs and FOCs? Absolutely :smile:

This made me smile: Not all kids are selfish little sobs.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englan...s_source=facebook&ns_linkname=english_regions

 

[MK Shrimper]

Booked a meeting 1-230 for about 15, only one turned up. My kind of meeting. :smile:

 

[Blue_Wes]

Star Wars. (and Kylo Ren 3D glasses).

 

[londonblue]

A conversation I just had with my eldest son:

Me: Let's have a look at the table and see who could go ahead of us today.
Him: Well, definitely not Colchester.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

Gazoil bering under an euro,thank you very much.

 

[jassyfa1]

Finishing second in the last fishing match of the season, needed to beat my nearest competition by more than two places to win the overall club competition. Managed to beat him by 2 places so a tied club championship.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

My farmer neighbour has just given me back my fixed(by him)chainsaws so now i can stop using a poxy hand saw and really kill some treeage.

 

[LCBB72]

My farmer neighbour has just given me back my fixed(by him)chainsaws so now i can stop using a poxy hand saw and really kill some treeage.

Lets hope he does not want to borrow you tractor .