What is hacking you off today?

[RobM]

Rob, you will have to be honest with her; tell her she is better than all of the others put together and her reputation will suffer if she stays. She obviously doesn't need to be in a second band that is not going to enhance her playing, and if you don't tell her, you might get dragged along again.

Exactly my thoughts. With my band she does the likes of No One Knows (QOTSA) - with them she's doing High Heeled Sneakers.

 

[ESG]

The heatwave is now really getting on my tits. Massive rain, thunder and hurricane dance going on

 

[Mad Cyril]

Rob, you will have to be honest with her; tell her she is better than all of the others put together and her reputation will suffer if she stays.

That's how they got Paul McCartney out of Wings.

 

[ESG]

The heatwave is now really getting on my tits. Massive rain, thunder and hurricane dance going on

It worked

 

[C'mon you Shrimpers]

It worked

Where are you ESG as it hasn't worked in Leigh. What dance did you use.

 

[ESG]

Where are you ESG as it hasn't worked in Leigh. What dance did you use.

Birmingham at the moment and it was the several beers one

 

[Chrisb]

Mendy

 

[Mad Cyril]

Andersen reports abusive messages to police after Nunez red

Crystal Palace defender Joachim Andersen reports 300-400 abusive messages on Instagram to the police via the club's police liaison officer.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Supershrimper]

Not sure anyone is going to be swimming at Southend beach for a while

Sewage pollution alerts issued for almost 50 beaches in England and Wales

Untreated sewage has been discharged into the sea and around the coast following heavy rain.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Trains home from Leeds all fecked to London! NR are a real mess.

 

[Yer Blues]

Trains home from Leeds all fecked to London! NR are a real mess.

Do the trains come through London Bridge? I'm round the corner and there's a big fire

 

[WestStandBlue]

Trains home from Leeds all fecked to London! NR are a real mess.

Think was a jumper earlier on in morning, was on The Sheffield line anyway (not sure if the same one)

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

Think was a jumper earlier on in morning, was on The Sheffield line anyway (not sure if the same one)

No, power line damage yesterday, just 1 train of 9 carriages to fill spot of 4 trains with more stops. Absolutely rammed

 

[Mad Cyril]

Screening and background checks for a new contract even though I have previously worked for the bank in question.

 

[Prawn]

Screening and background checks for a new contract even though I have previously worked for the bank in question.

I’ve had to do background checks when I applied for an internal job at the company I work for.

 

[Massimo Giovanni]

I’ve had to do background checks when I applied for an internal job at the company I work for.

The power of HR!
, Sometime, someday, a company or boss is going to wake up and say " bollucks to you lot" having spoken to someone they want for the job and then it all stalls and costs because of HR " computer says no" little Britain practices.

 

[londonblue]

I’ve had to do background checks when I applied for an internal job at the company I work for.

I know someone who also had that, but then he worked for GCHQ and the more senior he got the greater the depth of the background checks. He also had to sign the official secrets act every time he moved roles.

 

[RHB]

I’ve had to do background checks when I applied for an internal job at the company I work for.

Back in the day I had to have security clearance each time I moved up a level. The last one was positive vetting (Developed Vetting now) which really had the drains up, financially and socially. That cleared me for up to 'Secret' stuff. Such fun.

 

[The Big Dady]

Back in the day I had to have security clearance each time I moved up a level. The last one was positive vetting (Developed Vetting now) which really had the drains up, financially and socially. That cleared me for up to 'Secret' stuff. Such fun.

They obviously did not check you out on ShrimperZone?

 

[GBJ]

Some scum bag has thieved my missus’ car from outside the front of our house, overnight.

Old bill have essentially closed the case and informed her that it’ll only be reopened if it gets an ANRP ping, or she can provide new evidence. Unfortunately, I don’t have security cameras & none of the neighbours’ CCTV cameras picked anything up either.

Spent most of the morning scouting around the area, on the off chance it’s been dumped somewhere, but nothing at all.

It’s not even a flash motor either. It’s 59 plate Ford Fiesta, which looks as though it’s been driven by Ray Charles (she’s not the best driver, bless her).

I felt like a 1996 Kevin Keegan this morning, I’d love a bit of one-on-one time with these ****ing degenerates. Love it.