What is hacking you off today?

[Billy Bests boot laces]

I appear to be overstooling. That is to say, the amount of stoolage I'm producing is exceeding the amount of grubbage I have consumed.
King Kong's finger earlier, half a bucket of slugs this afternoon and 3 pounds of mash just now. Not sure what is going on with my arse.

Reckon you need to see your Dr. before your lungs & kidney disappear down the pan?.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Microsoft training day of nearly 100 people. 1 coffee machine and 2 toilets. :(

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Microsoft training day of nearly 100 people. 1 coffee machine and 2 toilets. :(

Cutbacks?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Cutbacks?

At Microsoft with their profits???!!!??

 

[Mad Cyril]

0640 from Benfleet cancelled.

0647 like a crowded tube train by Basildon.

C2C needs more capacity and to stop cashing in on the Barking->West Ham run.

 

[Mad Cyril]

C2C smartcards.

Ended up with a penalty fare this morning...

 

[The Big Dady]

Ended up with a penalty fare this morning...

Naughty Naughty boy!

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

An update.

I posted this photo of Hermes a few weeks back, and also told of my nice experience of them pretending to deliver my parcel 6 times. I got it the 7th(Even tho they said each time I already had it). Anyway, here is the League table, with CollectPlus coming out the best this last year.

1. CollectPlus
2. DPD
3. Royal Mail
4. Amazon Logistics
5. DPD Local
6. DHL
7. UPS
8. FedEx
9. Parcelforce Worldwide
10. APC Overnight
11. UK Mail
12. TNT
13. DX
14. Hermes/MyHermes
15. CitySprint
16. Yodel
17. Ipostparcels

 

[Ricky Otto]

Amazon are really good, I use them a lot and on the odd occasion something goes wrong it's an instant refund or they deliver a new one next day. Also surprised yodel are so low, only company I've ever had issues with and it is pretty much every time is hermes

 

[Benfleet A1]

Thought I would treat myself today so went into Mission in Basildon who have a sale. Some really nice stuff.......if you wear a XXL.


I don't.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Thought I would treat myself today so went into Mission in Basildon who have a sale. Some really nice stuff.......if you wear a XXL.


I don't.

I do. I'm really am an XL. but they all seem to be making our sizes wrong, especially if it's made in China, Bangladesh, Pakistan, etc, etc. You really do have to try everything on nowadays, as the sizes can't be trusted. Same with shoes, boots and trainers. If made in Britain I'm a 10 UK size, if made in those usual Countries, I'm a 11 UK size. Crazy.

 

[Benfleet A1]

I do. I really am an XL. but they all seem to be making our sizes wrong, especially if it's made in China, Bangladesh, Pakistan, etc, etc. You really do have to try everything on nowadays, as the sizes can't be trusted.

Trust me, a bloke from Billy Smart's circus was eyeing up a few items for a new big top.

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Amazon are really good, I use them a lot and on the odd occasion something goes wrong it's an instant refund or they deliver a new one next day. Also surprised yodel are so low, only company I've ever had issues with and it is pretty much every time is hermes

True, I use them a lot too and I'm generally more than satisfied with the service.However you've only got to see a film like Ken Loach's Sorry We Missed You to realise that sadly it can't be a lot of fun working for them.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Kev's got an early house airport run again tomorrow and I also have to get up early to go to work. Fed up with stormy weekends!

 

[MK Shrimper]

****ing fire drill when I don't a have coat and jobsworth numpties won't let me back the quicker way as it's against "procedure."

Take your procedure and shove it up your arris.

 

[Mad Cyril]

On top of The Alps and it is ****ing it down with rain.

Global warming in full effect. The locals have never seen as little snow in February

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

****ing fire drill when I don't a have coat and jobsworth numpties won't let me back the quicker way as it's against "procedure."
Take your procedure and shove it up your arris.

'Southern softie'!!!

 

[SARF]

People who gave up using shops cos they could get it online cheaper, who then moan about ****e package delivery firms on minimum wage, and nothing fitting when they buy from an unknown source anywhere on the planet. Then get ****ed when marks n Spencer’s shuts and the high street goes to crap

 

[MK Shrimper]

'Southern softie'!!!

Yes I am. ? speaking to a warden later it wasn't a drill and he was just as ****ed off as the rest of us.

 

[SARF]

People who try to get back into work after the fire alarm has gone off.. used to be a guaranteed 3 Pinter back in the day