What is hacking you off today?

[kaymac]

A 650mm bath is very narrow, presumably your spouse is a slender lady.

 

[Benfleet A1]

I have a narrow bathroom and finding a new bath to fit is nigh on impossible.

Try a Park Home suppler, they might be able to help.

 

[MK Shrimper]

That's a shame MK, did rather enjoy the fridge saga.

Thanks, I aim to please.

A 650mm bath is very narrow, presumably your spouse is a slender lady.

Try a Park Home suppler, they might be able to help.

Cheers I'll have a look

 

[Mad Cyril]

A 650mm bath is very narrow, presumably your spouse is a slender lady.

Why not consider an eel aquarium?

 

[The Big Dady]

Having one of those, but try to get the missus away from a bath........

The one we have at the moment is narrow at 650mm, the standard size is 700mm width, and thats no good as it'll be in the doorway.

This any good?

 

[MK Shrimper]

This any good?

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Everything but the price. It's over £500!

 

[Blueronron]

Everything but the price. It's over £500!

Now your being picky

 

[The Big Dady]

Everything but the price. It's over £500!

Is this in your price range £94.99



Galvanised Bath

 

[MK Shrimper]

Is this in your price range £94.99

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Galvanised Bath

Winner winner chicken dinner. Or something.

 

[GBJ]

Is this in your price range £94.99

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Galvanised Bath

Sorted @MK Shrimper. Just position it in t’living room, so when you come home from t’mill, all you have to do is put kettle on t’stove, fill it up, and then you go first, followed by t’wife & young’un.

End the evening by donning your favourite flat cap, drink until you’re plastered and indulge t’wife with some light-hearted ecky thump.

 

[MK Shrimper]

indulge t’wife with some light-hearted ecky thump.

After nearly 10 years of marriage I should be so lucky.

 

[Blueronron]

After nearly 10 years of marriage I should be so lucky.

Ulrika Jonsson is divorcing due to having sex once in eight years
On that grounds I should be receiving a huge pay out

 

[The Big Dady]

After nearly 10 years of marriage I should be so lucky.

In that case, why not go for the Thai option?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Ahem, NSFW!

 

[Mad Cyril]

I installed the McDonald's app to get a free McMuffin.

I am a weak man.

 

[Blueronron]

Walking up to St Pauls at 7.30 am this morning and some 20 ton Tessie on a scooter on the pathway, knocking two people over and swearing at them for getting in her way

 

[Mad Cyril]

Now I know I shouldn't be cycling along Chalkwell seafront but at 7am when it is virtually empty and I give everyone a wide berth what makes a person run across the path to confront a person six inches taller, three stone heavier and twenty five years younger?

 

[Tangled up in Blue]

Now I know I shouldn't be cycling along Chalkwell seafront but at 7am when it is virtually empty and I give everyone a wide berth what makes a person run across the path to confront a person six inches taller, three stone heavier and twenty five years younger?

Civic responsibilty (or a deathwish)?

 

[Ricky Otto]

Now I know I shouldn't be cycling along Chalkwell seafront but at 7am when it is virtually empty and I give everyone a wide berth what makes a person run across the path to confront a person six inches taller, three stone heavier and twenty five years younger?

These 5ft, 7stone, 90 yr olds are all nuts

 

[Mad Cyril]

Civic responsibilty (or a deathwish)?

I am not a violent or aggressive person but I just wonder why some people are so authoritarian.

I have just checked and there are guidelines in place advising officers to issue a fine only if the cyclist is acting in a way that endangers others. Which I wasn't.

In any case dogs are a much greater menace than cyclists between Leigh and Chalkwell.