What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

Just seen Donald Trump's helicopter fly overhead.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

CEX.

Always feel like I need a shower after visiting.

They are dodgy. I sent off a load of games to them a few years ago after filling in all the forms on their website and getting the quote - over £100 they were going to give me. Then nothing. For ages - and no response on the phone or email. So I decided to pay them a visit at their 'head office' - basically a glorified garage that Del Boy would have been unsure about - in Watford and didn't leave until they paid me, despite them claiming no knowledge for 2 hours until I made one of the scruffy loons go through piles of their crap and lo and behold, there was the half empty box I had sent them. They had sold some of the stuff already.

 

[MK Shrimper]

I work with a software developer (from India) who takes long holidays to go back home. Now we're all fairly sure she was supposed to return to work yesterday but she's hidden her diary and not set an out of office email to give a definitive answer. Now this isn't the first time - last time she blamed flight delays but I indicated that hiding your online diary is not on.

She deserves to get reprimanded for this, but will she? No - she's pregnant and one of only two developers in our small team. I'm no expert in C#, but her code is very messy as well.

 

[Napster]

I work with a software developer (from India) who takes long holidays to go back home. Now we're all fairly sure she was supposed to return to work yesterday but she's hidden her diary and not set an out of office email to give a definitive answer. Now this isn't the first time - last time she blamed flight delays but I indicated that hiding your online diary is not on.

She deserves to get reprimanded for this, but will she? No - she's pregnant and one of only two developers in our small team. I'm no expert in C#, but her code is very messy as well.

why do you have to say shes from India?

 

[MK Shrimper]

why do you have to say shes from India?

Because secretly I'm a massive racist. Obviously.

 

[Mad Cyril]

I work with a software developer (from India) who takes long holidays to go back home. Now we're all fairly sure she was supposed to return to work yesterday but she's hidden her diary and not set an out of office email to give a definitive answer. Now this isn't the first time - last time she blamed flight delays but I indicated that hiding your online diary is not on.

She deserves to get reprimanded for this, but will she? No - she's pregnant and one of only two developers in our small team. I'm no expert in C#, but her code is very messy as well.

Has she posted 48844 posts on social media during her tenure?

 

[MK Shrimper]

Has she posted 48844 posts on social media during her tenure?

48844 posts and proud....and I know how to operate MS Outlook thankyou.

 

[GBJ]

Because secretly I'm a massive racist. Obviously.

I knew it. Now admit to liking Donald Trump & being a massive fan of Brexit (no politics)

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

I work

This is off to a controversial start.

with a software developer (from India) who takes long holidays to go back home. Now we're all fairly sure she was supposed to return to work yesterday but she's hidden her diary and not set an out of office email to give a definitive answer. Now this isn't the first time - last time she blamed flight delays but I indicated that hiding your online diary is not on.

She deserves to get reprimanded for this, but will she? No - she's pregnant and one of only two developers in our small team. I'm no expert in C#, but her code is very messy as well.

Have you tried e-mailing/calling her?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Have you tried e-mailing/calling her?

I can't imagine that would go down well with HR after attempting to go through her diary.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Have you tried e-mailing/calling her?

The boss has. No response.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

I work with a software developer (from India) who takes long holidays to go back home. Now we're all fairly sure she was supposed to return to work yesterday but she's hidden her diary and not set an out of office email to give a definitive answer. Now this isn't the first time - last time she blamed flight delays but I indicated that hiding your online diary is not on.

She deserves to get reprimanded for this, but will she? No - she's pregnant and one of only two developers in our small team. I'm no expert in C#, but her code is very messy as well.

Have you found her diary? We need to know what's in it.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Have you found her diary? We need to know what's in it.

Yeah I broke into her house and stole it.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Yeah I broke into her house and stole it.

Good work. We just need the juicy bits.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Good work. We just need the juicy bits.

Speaks very highly of Barna but doesn't like you.

 

[THE SEVENTIES NORTH BANK]

Speaks very highly of Barna but doesn't like you.

6ft, old and fat, with a good sense of humour. What's not to like?

 

[MK Shrimper]

6ft, old and fat, with a good sense of humour. What's not to like?

Careful, this isn't Tinder you know.

In other news, my boss has just told me she's leaving. Not good, she's an excellent manager, one of the best I've had.

 

[Napster]

Careful, this isn't Tinder you know.

In other news, my boss has just told me she's leaving. Not good, she's an excellent manager, one of the best I've had.

Is she off to India?

 

[Mad Cyril]

Careful, this isn't Tinder you know.

In other news, my boss has just told me she's leaving. Not good, she's an excellent manager, one of the best I've had.

Told you or did you read it in her diary?

 

[GBJ]

Careful, this isn't Tinder you know.

In other news, my boss has just told me she's leaving. Not good, she's an excellent manager, one of the best I've had.

She certainly sounds like it. Allows her staff to take extended holidays without prior notice and doesn’t mind them spending all their working hours on football forums!

What’s not to like?