What is hacking you off today?

[OldBlueLady]

It’s the fear of exploding in my taxi that scares me.

Tena ladies - ultra big!

 

[Cricko]

It’s the fear of exploding in my taxi that scares me.

I doubt that will happen, when the time comes and after 7 days, it will be more like giving birth. :scared:


Hope that helps.

 

[RobM]

It’s the fear of exploding in my taxi that scares me.

I apologise but the thought amused me somewhat. Rather you (or anyone!) than me!

 

[jassyfa1]

I apologise but the thought amused me somewhat. Rather you (or anyone!) than me!

Plus I would have to charge myself £85 for spoilage.

 

[jassyfa1]

I apologise but the thought amused me somewhat. Rather you (or anyone!) than me!

Plus I would have to charge myself £85 for spoilage.

 

[Lord Football]

Been suffering from piles for just over a week. I have cream and suppositories to help shrink them but they ain’t working. They are also causing us to be constipated (1 nugget in over a week). Throw in a disturbed sleep pattern and I’m close to a trip to the mad house.

I can't tell you how much this post cheered me up this morning. :D

 

[jassyfa1]

I can't tell you how much this post cheered me up this morning. :D

Wait till I send you the pictures of the aftermath.

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Wait till I send you the pictures of the aftermath.

Once your 'insides' decide they cant take any more pressure, reckon you'll fill the pan to the brim!. Also suggest you put a notice on the door, advising anyone else from entering for at least 1/2 hr!.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Once your 'insides' decide they cant take any more pressure, reckon you'll fill the pan to the brim!. Also suggest you put a notice on the door, advising anyone else from entering for at least 1/2 hr!.

I think the record has been set by that alledged drug dealer who Essex police had to release. 46 days without taking a poo. Impressive.

 

[jassyfa1]

Once your 'insides' decide they cant take any more pressure, reckon you'll fill the pan to the brim!. Also suggest you put a notice on the door, advising anyone else from entering for at least 1/2 hr!.

Well Turdy Mcturdface was born today. No idea how much it weighed but I have lost 5lbs since this episode started.

 

[Benfleet A1]

Just brought a porridge while waiting outside site. It is so runny I have had to drink it.

 

[MK Shrimper]

Another Russian been found dead in suspicious circumstances. The relegation & promotion issues will seem fairly pointless when we're all nuked to smithereens.

 

[RHB]

Another Russian been found dead in suspicious circumstances. The relegation & promotion issues will seem fairly pointless when we're all nuked to smithereens.

Was that in the UK MK?

 

[The Big Dady]

Was that in the UK MK?

Russian exile Nikolai Glushkov found dead at his London home

Counter-terrorism unit investigates death of Berezovsky friend who claimed political asylum in UK after fraud conviction

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...ikolai-glushkov-found-dead-at-his-london-home

 

[hockleyeast1964]

Russian exile Nikolai Glushkov found dead at his London home

Counter-terrorism unit investigates death of Berezovsky friend who claimed political asylum in UK after fraud conviction

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news...ikolai-glushkov-found-dead-at-his-london-home

I never thought I would ever agree with George Galloway ever ever. The Russian elections are Mar 18 th . The World Cup 100 days away . Seems a bit suspect on the timing . A bit worrying that the govt are quite happy to welcome the Saudis in turning a blind eye . But openly condemn Russia without proof . Couldn't be the typhoon fighter plane order could it? Worrying times.

 

[RHB]

Wooly Bears. My woolen sweaters have fallen foul to one or more of the little gits with multiple holes noshed in four of my sweaters. There will be retribution via the washing machine where I hope they will drown.

 

[C C Csiders]

My application to open an English barbers in Ankara has been turned down

 

[MK Shrimper]

My application to open an English barbers in Ankara has been turned down

In retrospect calling it W Ankers may have been a bad idea.

 

[Ricky Otto]

Been suffering from piles for just over a week. I have cream and suppositories to help shrink them but they ain’t working. They are also causing us to be constipated (1 nugget in over a week). Throw in a disturbed sleep pattern and I’m close to a trip to the mad house.

That's nothing, has anyone else been following the story of the drug dealer in Harlow who swallowed his drugs and didn't poo for 47 days!
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/0...ses-to-use-toilet-for-47-days-in-custody.html

 

[Benfleet A1]

That's nothing, has anyone else been following the story of the drug dealer in Harlow who swallowed his drugs and didn't poo for 47 days!
http://www.foxnews.com/world/2018/0...ses-to-use-toilet-for-47-days-in-custody.html

I did mention it. They let him go as well.