What is hacking you off today?

[Mad Cyril]

The shocking quality of the candidates I am interviewing.

 

[londonblue]

The shocking quality of the candidates I am interviewing.

What are you interviewing for?

 

[Mad Cyril]

What are you interviewing for?

Scala/Spark/Hadoop/Big data developers.

 

[londonblue]

Scala/Spark/Hadoop/Big data developers.

I doubt there's many good ones around then.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Jacket potato exploded in the oven - was really looking forward to it....just finished cleaning the inside of the oven up! :angry:

 

[Mad Cyril]

Jacket potato exploded in the oven - was really looking forward to it....just finished cleaning the inside of the oven up! :angry:

Microwaved jacket potatoes are well snide.

 

[OldBlueLady]

Microwaved jacket potatoes are well snide.

I never do them in there, this had been in the oven for 2 and a half hours on a nice low heat and was literally about to be put out to eat with a nice juicy steak!

 

[Mad Cyril]

I never do them in there, this had been in the oven for 2 and a half hours on a nice low heat and was literally about to be put out to eat with a nice juicy steak!

My mistake.

 

[Mad Cyril]

The Spotify Pink Toothbrush playlist.

Wrong.

 

[MK Shrimper]

The Spotify Pink Toothbrush playlist.

Wrong.

Ooh, i'll check it out.

Edit: Urgh, you're not wrong, but I haven't set foot in there for probably 10+ years.

 

[RHB]

Cool dudes and dudesses that start each sentence with 'So'. It's as bad as finishing a sentence with 'yeah?'. STOP IT!!

 

[OldBlueLady]

Cool dudes and dudesses that start each sentence with 'So'. It's as bad as finishing a sentence with 'yeah?'. STOP IT!!

I must confess that I do do this sometimes :blush:

 

[RHB]

I must confess that I do do this sometimes :blush:

And I've woken up this morning with a cold, and I'm sneezing, and I'm coughing, and my throat's sore and I'm incredibly grumpy as the cat and Mrs RHB will evidence. And I've now got to clean my laptop screen because I've just sneezed on it while typing this............doh!!!

 

[GNH]

So I've woken up this morning with a cold, and I'm sneezing, and I'm coughing, and my throat's sore and I'm incredibly grumpy as the cat and Mrs RHB will evidence. And I've now got to clean my laptop screen because I've just sneezed on it while typing this............doh!!!

Edited for accuracy :happy:

 

[RHB]

Edited for accuracy :happy:

And I'm still feeling ****, so, GNH, you can **** right off.

 

[MK Shrimper]

It was pouring down this morning and as Mrs MK was on the way to her parents, I cadged a lift in rather than cycle.....and of course the trains were fugged up coming home and I was delayed 30 mins (I should have walked it). :angry:

 

[MK Shrimper]

Less hacking, more an awkward moment....MK Jnr asking if we get milk from cows, do we get bacon from milking pigs. Erm....sort of :blush:

 

[madaboutblues]

Washing machine died last week the day after I got back from holiday, then came home on Weds to find the boiler was leaking water everywhere. Then Thursday evening the microwave blew up :angry::angry:

 

[GNH]

Washing machine died last week the day after I got back from holiday, then came home on Weds to find the boiler was leaking water everywhere. Then Thursday evening the microwave blew up :angry::angry:

I may be jumping to conclusions here but I suspect you have an infestation of Gremlins in the house, make sure you lock away all food and water after midnight and tool up with several semi automatic weapons :nope:

 

[Billy Bests boot laces]

Washing machine died last week the day after I got back from holiday, then came home on Weds to find the boiler was leaking water everywhere. Then Thursday evening the microwave blew up :angry::angry:

They say bad things 'always come in three's', no consolation to you but hopefully that's it for some time.:omg: