What is hacking you off today?

[MrB]

Next thing to hack me off - the fact that I have a healthy salad pasta here, waiting to be eaten and can I find a fork anywhere in the whole of this QBE office!! Can I heck!! A tea spoon it is! :sad:

That's QBE for you :winking:

 

[ldnfatso]

Another thing - Why the feck has LdNFasto got 50,000 Green rep points, its gonna take a humongous effort to get rid of those!!!

Have some red rep ***-hole! :hilarious:

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

That's QBE for you :winking:

:smile:

They can spend £100's on potted plants but how about a tenner on a few forks! Jeez!!

 

[chadded]

You are Steve McLaren and i claim my £5

This made me lol. I can accept a man having a golf umbrella in the boot of the car, that's sensible. But otherwise, no. Besides, an umbrella wont keep you dry when I spring from round the corner and throw a bucket of water on you.

 

[Hotman]

Mumford and sons, they **** me right off

 

[MrB]

:smile:

They can spend £100's on potted plants but how about a tenner on a few forks! Jeez!!

They're also pretty good at spending £millions on a variety of systems/projects that either don't work or are abandoned midway through. And then halving your bonus despite your team hitting exactly the same target as the previous year.

They're also pretty good at lumping your division in with the two biggest loss making divisions in the company to 'hide' their results from shareholders which has the effect on our pot of diluting 50ml of lemon cordial with a swimming pool.

 

[chadded]

They're also pretty good at spending £millions on a variety of systems/projects that either don't work or are abandoned midway through.

Have you spelt QBE correctly. Are you sure it is not spelt MOD?

 

[MK Shrimper]

My ****ing council tax bill. *******s.

 

[chadded]

My ****ing council tax bill. *******s.

Don't get me started....

 

[Uncle Leo]

My ****ing council tax bill. *******s.

This is the third year in a row that Hillingdon Council have frozen council tax. Go Tories!

 

[Crawliano]

My ankle, didn't even get a harsh tackle on it last night but somehow woken up and can't bend it now in one direction without being in pain.

 

[* ORM *]

Trains again. First we made an unscheduled stop at Ilford. The. We got switched to the slow line. It has so far taken 25 minutes from Stratford with no explanation. Meanwhile fast line seems OK. Working until 2am but need to be at a meeting in Blackfriars by midday. I'm just an incy wincy bit mildly miffed !

 

[MK Shrimper]

Trains again. First we made an unscheduled stop at Ilford. The. We got switched to the slow line. It has so far taken 25 minutes from Stratford with no explanation. Meanwhile fast line seems OK. Working until 2am but need to be at a meeting in Blackfriars by midday. I'm just an incy wincy bit mildly miffed !

Overhead wire problems are causing disruption at Forest Gate.

Because of this, there are delays of up to 40 minutes between London Liverpool Street and Shenfield. These delays are expected to last until further notice

 

[Yorkshire Blue]

Trains again. First we made an unscheduled stop at Ilford. The. We got switched to the slow line. It has so far taken 25 minutes from Stratford with no explanation. Meanwhile fast line seems OK. Working until 2am but need to be at a meeting in Blackfriars by midday. I'm just an incy wincy bit mildly miffed !

Good news for those travelling on the more upmarket Fenchurch St line it seems then.

 

[Berrichonne shrimper]

This is the third year in a row that Hillingdon Council have frozen council tax. Go Tories!

What is this council tax that you speak of.
Getting my chainsaw stuck in a tree has hacked me off today,that and all the wood i have to cut for next winter.

 

[Ayrshire Blue]

Rebecca Black. Listened to about 30 seconds of that god awful 'song' and is now lodged in my brain.

 

[MrB]

Trains again. First we made an unscheduled stop at Ilford. The. We got switched to the slow line. It has so far taken 25 minutes from Stratford with no explanation. Meanwhile fast line seems OK. Working until 2am but need to be at a meeting in Blackfriars by midday. I'm just an incy wincy bit mildly miffed !

This punctuated sentence is hacking me off.

 

[blues_r_best]

This punctuated sentence is hacking me off.

 

[Rudi Luftwaffe]

Professor Brian Cox. A waste of the licence fee.

 

[Harold Bishop Killer]

The advert to the new series of 'The Only Way is Essex.' Heard it for the first time the other day and that annoying although catchy song is still in my head. 'I'm In Essex Girl!'